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Use lotion on you dick so it doesn't get chafed and lose sensitivity Vitamin E cream is very nice too When masturbating in church, sit between the two oldest people there, because chances are they'll just sleep through the ceremony and nobody will notice you hidden between them like a river nestled in a valley Post your top masturbation life hacks
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two words.... internet porn
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eat your own cum to retain your power
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BottledBodhisvata posted:hidden between them like a river nestled in a valley BottledBodhisvata posted:hidden valley
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Use lotion on you dick so it doesn't get chafed and lose sensitivity alternatively, have parents who won't mutilate your dick without your consent
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turn your hand around and act like someone else is jerking you off
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Get 2 naked ladies tattooed on your inner thighs and gift yourself with permanent spank material
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If you are a girl put things into your vagina
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Use lotion on you dick so it doesn't get chafed and lose sensitivity never done this in my life i guess i am what some people would refer to a "dry guy"
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:never done this in my life
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Starve for a week and maybe autofellatio will be in your cards
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if yuo call in sick to work u can masturbate more. u can do this as many times as u want
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Never stop masturbating. No refractory period. Plus there is always a better clip just waiting.
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if you chaff your cock from too much lubeless masturbation you have a friend in Carmex, that stuff works wonders.
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Soothes dick sores before they start.
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don't risk the asphyxiwank
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to masturbate, just squeeze your dick until the white stuff comes out. pop!!
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any lifehcks for cleanup?
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You should cum in your pants as often as possible in youth, as you age it become at best impractical, at worst impossible. It's a special time.
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the future is 3d porn in the facebook machine
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wormsauce posted:any lifehcks for cleanup? 
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zuckerberg is himself programming an app to put random peoples faces from facebook (high school crush etc) onto 3d models in the oculus machine and you can hump a little robot vagina where you see a naked HD women who turned down you down for prom
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wormsauce posted:any lifehcks for cleanup? I used to jizz in soda bottles, which is smart for containment, but really embarrassing when mom discovers them.
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Build up some rough calluses and when you are going at it dry, really squeeze and grind those in, like you would an Indian burn. I find it helps to think of someone you really hate while doing it for that extra edge.
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Use lotion on you dick so it doesn't get chafed and lose sensitivity If you shoot your load into a sock there is very little cleanup.
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Hitachi Magic Wands are unslightly, but probably the best lady 'batin tool to this day. Valentine's Day is approaching, consider it for your SO.
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Never use Crisco as lube. It will give you monster painful pimples on your cock. So I've heard.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:never done this in my life What the gently caress is wrong with you?
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use icy hot to spice things up!!
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have a foreskin
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Pillow-light 
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Masturbation is a waste of a load. There's always willing females around
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itsgotmetoo posted:turn your hand around and act like someone else is jerking you off This is pro
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pornographic playing cards for the man on the go
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numberoneposter posted:pornographic playing cards for the man on the go Find an unlocked car and stash these all over. Make sure the cards are opposite to what the owner likes.
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do it in public, in front of police officers
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have fun
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Richard M Nixon posted:What the gently caress is wrong with you? im not some bougie fuckwad who needs to lather up his dick before he gets busy if your dick doesnt have callouses, lol
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Try not doing it for a few days and then let it really have it
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