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Cursed Lumberjack posted:never done this in my life I tried this once and it's better than wet masturbation, but my dick got all chafed and bloody Not worth it
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One time a girl put lube on my dick and that was kind of incredible it was like Scotch whiskey, so good I never tried it again
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EugeneJ posted:I tried this once and it's better than wet masturbation, but my dick got all chafed and bloody seriously though i dont understand how people get chafed from the ole dry rub. back when i was in my prime i could crank out 3, 4, 8, 22-odd loads in a day and never once had any chafing issues like particularly enthusiastic sex w/ lube chafes me and a dry yank doesnt, idk
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:seriously though i dont understand how people get chafed from the ole dry rub. back when i was in my prime i could crank out 3, 4, 8, 22-odd loads in a day and never once had any chafing issues Are you uncircumcised?
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EugeneJ posted:Are you uncircumcised? circumcised as all get out, my friend
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The MOST circumcised, you might say. 'Scalped' as some ladies described it.
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Big Beef City posted:The MOST circumcised, you might say. 'Scalped' as some ladies described it. its like the difference between a collared poo poo and a v-neck tee
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Un chien andalou posted:eat your own cum to retain your power
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ima real multi-tasker so i like to JO while cooking dinner, heh, just watch out for the grease splash back!! but you will save a ton of time. also JO while checking how my stocks are doing.
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according to japan you can put your dick in a girl then your hand up her butt and jack yourself off.
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numberoneposter posted:ima real multi-tasker so i like to JO while cooking dinner, heh, just watch out for the grease splash back!! but you will save a ton of time. also JO while checking how my stocks are doing. lifehack: use voice recognition software so you can send texts or emails or even finish homework while you JO
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Practice a lot. You want to go from Masturbating to Maestrobating.
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help baters, i need some advice.. i love to whip off but augh what do i do about all of the hairs??
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TOILETLORD posted:according to japan you can put your dick in a girl then your hand up her butt and jack yourself off. got any vidz of this?
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Khanstant posted:help baters, i need some advice.. i love to whip off but augh what do i do about all of the hairs?? http://www.wikihow.com/Attach-a-Merkin
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Khanstant posted:help baters, i need some advice.. i love to whip off but augh what do i do about all of the hairs?? hairs should in no way impact masturbating youre doing it wrong
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bigfoot posting, i love getting my rocks off but hate those annoying hairs
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oh so i just jerk the little hat? the stick part is what i was wondering abou but i guess i wont touch that part and distrub the hairs
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you can dress your dick up in a little tuxedo for a high society kind of experience, serve hors d'oeuvre and champagne
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This must be the last thing quite a few young woman must must seen.
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whats the point of sex dolls? the main advantage of masturbation is that you dont have to worry about flopping around a living corpse
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Khanstant posted:a living corpse
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Khanstant posted:whats the point of sex dolls? you put your penis inside them hth
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Rubbing one out in the shower is convenient for cleanup and saves time if you are a busy professional such as myself. The caveat is, however, that your bathtub drain will clog more quickly.
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put lube on a beer bottle (note: POP-CAP ONLY. NEVER TWIST OFF!!) and then shove it up your rear end. this works if you're a guy or a gal.
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wormsauce posted:any lifehcks for cleanup? Traumatic masturbate with your pants on.
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My favorite masturbation lifehack is having an attractive sexual partner do it for me.
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This thread was perfect for me tonight. Thank all posters.
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Un chien andalou posted:eat your own cum to retain your power gonna need a source on this one, i can only imagine it and psilocybin shrooms would be palatable with a-1 steak sauce or orange juice concentrate, and need to be certain ingesting it will lead to decreased recharging times before actually trying something so ridiculous.
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Business Octopus posted:put lube on a beer bottle (note: POP-CAP ONLY. NEVER TWIST OFF!!) and then shove it up your rear end. this works if you're a guy or a gal. I did this but the bottle filled with poop But I did just come up with this new masturbation lifehack and now my doctor hates me!   http://i.imgur.com/2uuyFNO.jpg
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what dad finds when looking for his missing 27 rolls of masking tape
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For some reason, getting a sore belly from sit ups and crunches intensified my orgasms. As I got closer, I would feel those same abdominal muscles start clenching up painfully. But at the same time my crotch started to feel like a space shuttle getting ready to take off. Since it made me shoot the moon, I'd say it's worth it.
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HEY VAPER posted:I did this but the bottle filled with poop you fuckwad
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^^^ I'll send you a holiday card next year
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Use concentrated capsaicin as a lube for that extra zing!
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