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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

HulkaMatt posted:

i fuckin love law and order before raw

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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





#THEDREAMALIVE

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

That guy back there is a rapist.

Not watching, but I assume this is true. Or after Stabler breaks his arm questions him, he'll confess to being one, at least.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



[Ironic video montage of Vince's treatment of black wrestlers]

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is the best New Day vignette so far

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Damnit, I missed NCIS. Did anyone have a heart attack on a beach again?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
somehow I don't think the WWE is the best company to do this.

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
New Day gets squashed by The Ascension?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MLK has a dream... for a six man tag featuring Daniel Bryan, the guys from The Shield, and two other dudes.

This is why he sent us his prophet, Teddy Long.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Condi ahahahahahaha

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Omally posted:

this is the best New Day vignette so far

He's so positive!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

which superstar do you think is most like martin luther king


side note when i was typing this i accidentally typed "john cena" instead of MLK

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
James Brown
Condoleezza Rice

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I wish that one episode of boondocks was real life.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
The annual MLK package~

They should do one like a wrestling match, MLK vs Inequality, with an alt rock song and cuts and promos back and forth

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

DarkstarIV posted:

this is a shameful loving post.

I will concede that Stabler owns bones, and do Munch and Briscoe. The rest blow.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
The joke is a black person will never hold the WWE World Heavyweight Title in Vince's lifetime.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

JAMES BROWN LMAO

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Barack Obama needs a subtitle.

DrKrankenwagen
Mar 21, 2005

This is a good New Day promo.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Thanks for letting us know who Barack Obama is, WWE.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
The one day Vince can't rip on Obama through his announcers

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

pressedbunny posted:

The joke is a black person will never hold the WWE World Heavyweight Title in Vince's lifetime.

you see, The Rock identifies as Samoan, so

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
Did they need to remind us that Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States?

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

Oh, WWE.....

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I would die laughing if the New Day came out first segment and got squashed.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
They also always pick the most boring parts of his speeches. Should dig deeper and get to the better stuff

3 A.M. Radio
Nov 5, 2003

Workin' too hard can give me
A heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
You oughtta' know by now...
I love the cut to all the black fans in the audience.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

pressedbunny posted:

The joke is a black person will never hold the WWE World Heavyweight Title in Vince's lifetime.

John Cena?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

#KeepDustyRhodesAlive

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Aww, no retro Raw intro...

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Somebody have AmericanHistorySeth.gif ready for this Raw?

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Raw has an intro?!?!

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


MLK? Who'd he ever beat?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Guys, is tonight The Night?

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Guys, I don't know about you, but I fuckin' love the John Cena show!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtoykiUlYkY

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Girl in the new Raw intro gettin' the vapours.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



oatgan posted:

JAMES BROWN LMAO
James Brown was an activist.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Flair is going to be drunk as a billy goat, isn't he?

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Roman definitely got more shots in that intro than anybody else.

But the Ascension made it in :stare:

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