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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oatgan posted:

they fed Dean Ambrose to Bray Wyatt for a month straight just so he could lose to Daniel Bryan on Raw in a throwaway match with no build

Yeah, remember when he won the Jericho feud and got the poo poo kicked out of him by Cena like a week later? And in fact Cena pretty much did exactly what he refused to do during HIS Bray feud because it would mean Bray had "won", but the commentators not only didn't mention this but celebrated Cena's new "mean streak".

:sigh:

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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

oatgan posted:

hulk hogan is going to pick John Cena, Ric Flair will go off script to cry about his son, and HBK will be good but ultimately say nothing of consequence and the whole thing will be a waste of time

Ric Flair will say Batista again because the only people he remembers are from Evolution

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
The only thing that I'm remotely interested in is 1) Ric Flair going off script and 2) Nash potentially showing up drunk again and saying awesome things

Although Hall will be there so I guess Nash will behave

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

daniel bryan is burrying the roster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Vtwdozi-Q&t=19s

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

oatgan posted:

they fed Dean Ambrose to Bray Wyatt for a month straight just so he could lose to Daniel Bryan on Raw in a throwaway match with no build

Oh god, they found a way to turn the audience on Bryan. Make him Cena.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



BNB vs Ambrose tonight

How can both men lose this match?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

oatgan posted:

they fed Dean Ambrose to Bray Wyatt for a month straight just so he could lose to Daniel Bryan on Raw in a throwaway match with no build
No it will be a hot match that ends with a Kane run in DQ because God hates us for Vince's Blasphemy

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
Bad News Barrett against Ambrose tonight.

How will both end up with a loss if they are facing each other!?

ScottyBomb
Oct 24, 2005

Cthulhu loves me, this I know, for ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!

21 Hoot Salute posted:

BNB vs Ambrose tonight

How can both men lose this match?

Ambrose could win the Intercontinental Title?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



AKA Driver posted:

Bad News Barrett against Ambrose tonight.

How will both end up with a loss if they are facing each other!?

Double DQ/countout.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

AKA Driver posted:

Bad News Barrett against Ambrose tonight.

How will both end up with a loss if they are facing each other!?

A double count-out exclusively on the WWE app!

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Bryan/Bray could be fun and is a good revisit from Royal Rumble 2014. I wouldn't even really mind a non-ending.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I hope Big Daddy Cool, Kevin Nash, shows up to Rawunion tonight so that I can see him for a third time today.

The second time was watching John Wick again, the first was when I woke up and his poster is on my wall, like any good wrestlefan should have.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Lookit this goof, he's bland as hell, he's got no charisma, he's a VEGAN, KING!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

You're a rapist!!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Raw is a rapist for 1/19.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
my favorite new world order is Pilosa

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

What in the blue hell is going on in this SVU?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Dango Bango posted:

What in the blue hell is going on in this SVU?

That guy back there is a rapist.

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug

Rhonne posted:

Bray appears to be lost in a forest.

If Bray's in a forest where is Bryan? In a computer?

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Codependent Poster posted:

You're a rapist!!

Honk Honk!

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Shima Honnou posted:

I hope Big Daddy Cool, Kevin Nash, shows up to Rawunion tonight so that I can see him for a third time today.

The second time was watching John Wick again, the first was when I woke up and his poster is on my wall, like any good wrestlefan should have.

Real wrestlefans own the premium Big Daddy Cool body pillow.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dango Bango posted:

What in the blue hell is going on in this SVU?

You would know, if you weren't a rapist. Me, I'm a RAWpist.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Everblight posted:

leadin to RAW is :doink: again!

Royal Rumble best Rumble.

Also, gently caress L&O:SVU. NCIS forever. :colbert:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Catpiss Neverclean posted:

Real wrestlefans own the premium Big Daddy Cool body pillow.

drat, gotta get me a few of those.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Monopoly references!

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


oatgan posted:

hulk hogan is going to pick John Cena, Ric Flair will go off script to cry about his son, and HBK will be good but ultimately say nothing of consequence and the whole thing will be a waste of time

please share the blueprints for your time machine, I'd like to go back, maybe put some money on the Cubbies

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Raw is go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

That guy back there is a rapist.

I don't know if the show really sold that aspect enough, the trouble is that SVU is so subtle.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
when you go to jail in the game, you go to jail for real

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Dexters Secret posted:

This is the first RAW I'm watching in like 3 or 4 weeks because it's the last RAW before Royal Rumble.

I'm ready to be disappointed.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Is that the girl from Kick rear end?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Shawn Michaels, Ron Simmons and Daniel Bryan are on Raw tonight. They can't ruin that right?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Then
Now
He's a rapist

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Omally posted:

when you go to jail in the game, you go to jail for real

You won't be playing any jail games where you're going.... jail!

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


i fuckin love law and order before raw

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
how much did martin luther king jr weigh

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Edwardian posted:

Also, gently caress L&O:SVU. NCIS forever. :colbert:

this is a shameful loving post.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
I think MLK can get over.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
All the heels are going to team up and beat down the New Day tonight.

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