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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
It's not for me, I'm asking for a friend that doesnt post on here. I was thinking maybe like a cubone or something, I bet inside the bones is like a foie gras sort of material. I want to avoid the traditional pidgey, miltank dishes here thanks. I know I don't want to serve bonsly that's for sure, that sure woodn't be a good idea! thanks in advance for suggestions

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Mankey.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



what do you think its liek to eat a ghost pokemon?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Jynx tastes like fried chicken I bet

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
A pidgey

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Charizard has a nice smokiness to it.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.



its not like your diet would change any

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Chansey is grass fed, sedentary, and has a bonus egg on top. It's a New Mexican Enchilada waiting to happen.

jejeje
Dec 25, 2004
fetus

Frog Act posted:

what do you think its liek to eat a ghost pokemon?

you can't eat a ghost pokemon, you can only huff it in through a straw.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused


quote:

Farfetch'd, a Wild Duck Pokémon. Farfetch'd makes a delicious meal, especially when cooked with leek. Because of this, Farfetch'd is nearly extinct.

The stupid ducks carry around their own side dish.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Internet Kraken posted:




The stupid ducks carry around their own side dish.

wait people actually eat pokemon in pokemon lore?

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
Don't be afraid to go with the obvious.



Why do you think Team Rocket was so obsessed with stealing it?

Amanda Huggensuck
Nov 8, 2012
what's the one made of sludge?

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Grimer I think

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Digletts. they have no bones so all you gotta do is yank 'em out of the ground, slit their throat, gut 'em, burn their hair off, then cook them like they were a pork tenderloin. the meat has a flavor somewhere between cow tongue and incan ice mummy.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
In the gold game there is a side quest about Team Rocket cutting off the tailes of a bunch of Slowpokes to sell to people who consider them a delicacy so I guess the official answer is Slowpoke.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Frog Act posted:

wait people actually eat pokemon in pokemon lore?

they seem easy to catch and look tasty, why not?

Philadelphia
Sep 29, 2014
Better questions: Can you get high from smoking gastly's fumes?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


The one thats just a ice cream

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Mr. Pumroy posted:

they seem easy to catch and look tasty, why not?

arent they like smart or something

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Frog Act posted:

arent they like smart or something

so are pigs

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Voltorb

Jace Madan
Apr 10, 2007

A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
Psyduck. Eat the Psyduck.

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
what are the ethical implications

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!
Foie gras psyduck for me please

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Jace Madan posted:

Psyduck. Eat the Psyduck.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

tauros burgers plz

Jace Madan
Apr 10, 2007

A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

Pansacola posted:

what are the ethical implications

Look, you can either eat them or make them cockfight when they are not in their little ball prisons. That's it.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Mr. Pumroy posted:

so are pigs

whoah

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pansacola posted:

what are the ethical implications
hrm yes eating them is morally wrong as opposed to forced slavery via shoving the 'mon into a circular device 1/30th of it's size, then giving them no choice but to contest with other creatures where several times each day they are some combination of stabbed, slashed, impaled, set aflame, frozen, whipped, poisoned, mentally manipulated,

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
snorlax, its the most economical

Jace Madan
Apr 10, 2007

A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

a creepy colon posted:

snorlax, its the most economical

It's all fatty though, like whale blubber.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol if you think thats fat under there. snorlax is all muscle

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
geodude

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

thinkin about eating arceus

what happens if u eat god

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
what happens if you catch a pokedude then just chuck his ball into the ocean

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
pikachew

Jace Madan
Apr 10, 2007

A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

Feranon posted:

thinkin about eating arceus

what happens if u eat god

You extend your life 1 year with each pound of meat you eat.

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
what do you use to cook a pokemon when they can literally be set on fire all day and the worst that will happen is they go unconscious for a bit

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
would charmander be a spicy option>??

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