beer and liquor all taste the same and they're gross capri sun is better

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Frank Jameso: Nov 24, 2014

# ? Jan 20, 2015 03:15

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 06:47

Jace Madan: Apr 10, 2007; A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

The straws are too hard to get into that tiny hole in the pouch.

There has to be a better way...

# ? Jan 20, 2015 03:17

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

i agree

# ? Jan 20, 2015 03:17

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

I prefer SUnny D Op

# ? Jan 20, 2015 03:19

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

I once got a capri sun with two straws

# ? Jan 20, 2015 03:56

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I once got a capri sun with two straws

Did you put them together end-to-end for an extra long straw?

# ? Jan 20, 2015 04:23

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

# ? Jan 20, 2015 04:24

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

I agree that Capri Sun is better but they quite clearly don't all taste the same. Not even close.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 04:26

Manifest: Jul 7, 2007; HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Jace Madan posted:

The straws are too hard to get into that tiny hole in the pouch. There has to be a better way...

The bottom.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 04:28

DrManiac: Feb 29, 2012

Jace Madan posted:

The straws are too hard to get into that tiny hole in the pouch. There has to be a better way...

gently caress off grandpa

# ? Jan 20, 2015 04:40

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Jace Madan posted:

The straws are too hard to get into that tiny hole in the pouch. There has to be a better way...

# ? Jan 20, 2015 04:47

Amateur Saboteur: Feb 5, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

i'm a big rear end nigga, i ride around on a scooter, and i'm all about the capri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZapOy3eH3yE

# ? Jan 20, 2015 05:06

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Supreme Allah posted:

# ? Jan 20, 2015 05:11

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

i remember capri sun and many other things from the 1990s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pa6SGYWADU

# ? Jan 20, 2015 05:13

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

why would you even eat different kinds of foods when everything tastes like a hot dog anyway

# ? Jan 20, 2015 05:23

yoyodyne: May 7, 2007

For a while I put the straw through the bottom. I got tired of not being able to put it down, so I got better at going through the top.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:31

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

You guys ever freeze your Capri suns and eat that poo poo with a spoon

# ? Jan 20, 2015 10:41

RainMaker: Oct 25, 2012; This is me every time you post.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

You guys ever freeze your Capri suns and eat that poo poo with a spoon

No. I drink it as god intended.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 10:51

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

RIP Ecto Cooler

# ? Jan 20, 2015 10:57

Butthead: May 31, 2011

If you put a capri-sun in your butt it gives you a high and makes you hallucinate 5x harder than LSD.

First you put the straw in the capri-sun hole because you need the liquid to come out. Then you shove it up your butt. As you feel it in your tail pipe, you'll want to gently squeeze your sphincter to slowly release the juice. Don't squeeze too quickly or else you'll overdose!!! Each capri-sun has enough juice for 10 trips.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 11:02

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

respect the pouch

# ? Jan 20, 2015 11:54

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Back in like 04 or 05 they had tall metal bottles of capri. Those ruled but they stopped making them

# ? Jan 20, 2015 12:15

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

The Rage posted:

RIP Ecto Cooler

havin an ecto cooler with my smurfs cereal :cool:

# ? Jan 20, 2015 12:39

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

# ? Jan 20, 2015 13:25

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

Rapman the Cook posted:

Lookit this kid. He doesnt even get capri sun.

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:45

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

capri sun was cool because you got to pretend you were an astronaut if nasa was spending space missions to walmart

# ? Jan 20, 2015 23:59

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

social vegan posted:

capri sun was cool because you got to pretend you were an astronaut if nasa was spending space missions to walmart

i thought NASA was looking for signs of intelligent life

# ? Jan 21, 2015 00:09

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

seti

# ? Jan 21, 2015 00:31

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

Rapman the Cook posted:

yeah you show up in my hood drinking that and you gonna get punch all right

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:11

mango sentinel: Jan 5, 2001; by sebmojo

Speleothing posted:

Lookit this kid. He doesnt even get capri sun.

Y'all make fun but that kid is getting 100% juice while you capri sun fools are only getting 10%.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:22

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

mango sentinel posted:

Y'all make fun but that kid is getting 100% juice while you capri sun fools are only getting 10%.

it's all about the other 90%

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:31

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

you irl posted:

it's all about the other 90%

for real kids want that ninety percent corn syrup gently caress a fruit

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:38

naem: May 29, 2011

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

You guys ever freeze your Capri suns and eat that poo poo with a spoon

Did your mom ever buy that frozen tube of orange juice concentrate and you'd open the tube and eat it with a spoon but there's so much vitamin c it burned

# ? Jan 21, 2015 02:45