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- "She saw "it", Jerry.... everyone saw "it"!" - "well, you know what they say about phimosis!" - "I'm thinking of something orange..."
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these pretzels are makeing ,b>me[/n] thirts!
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Jan 20, 2015 10:13
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not that there isa nything wrong with this!
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Jan 20, 2015 10:14
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Jorge Costanz: Meat Ships!
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Jan 20, 2015 10:14
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Mr Pitt: "send in the clones!"
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Jan 20, 2015 11:09
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"Uh, you got any gum?"
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Jan 20, 2015 11:10
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"greetings. I am jebuiz y'har."
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Jan 20, 2015 11:40
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jerrrrrrrry!!!
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helllllo norman
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Jan 20, 2015 12:04
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the second plane just hit the other tower jerry
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Jan 20, 2015 12:08
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Jerry im afraid of the 'bug'
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- "They call him "The Buttman". He makes videos"
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Jan 20, 2015 12:52
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"Its gold jerry, xbox games with gold!"
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Jan 20, 2015 12:57
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"My name is Jeremy Simefeild" - Lorraine Benis
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Jan 20, 2015 13:31
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"And then she started... IPadding! Right there at the table!" "Right at the table?" "Right at the table!"
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Jan 20, 2015 13:35
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#yaddayaddayadda
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Jan 20, 2015 13:40
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That's the beauty of it, it doesn't DO anything!
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Jan 20, 2015 13:46
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We are the lizards
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Jan 20, 2015 13:48
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"I have black friends" -Kramer
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"Good thing ya live on the upper east side eh jerry?" "yeah these unwashed monkeys down there with their 'hands up dont shoot' rhetoric and these filthy jobless hippies begging for handouts under the guise of 'occupy wallstreet', we should send all these fucks to the gas chamber" "... Jerry?"
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Jan 20, 2015 14:09
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where is my dragon??????
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Jan 20, 2015 14:49
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oy vey
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Jan 20, 2015 15:02
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Play it again, Same
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Jan 20, 2015 15:04
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Damnit Jerry shes 18
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Jan 20, 2015 16:14
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Kramer said he's going to a Tea Party
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Jan 20, 2015 16:21
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Jesus Jerry... I barely even know'er!
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Jan 20, 2015 16:41
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"Oh, he's great, Jerry! Very deep guy - he's into old time religion, really ancient stuff." "Yeah? Who's he worship?" "The Egyptian goddess of health and wisdom." "...ISIS?" "Yeah, how'd you know?" *bass line*
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Jan 20, 2015 17:31
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is that all cereal?
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Jan 20, 2015 17:36
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LegoPirateNinja posted:"Oh, he's great, Jerry! Very deep guy - he's into old time religion, really ancient stuff."
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"I think, on a very drawn out scale, I think I'm on the spectrum. Basic social engagement is really a struggle. I'm very literal. When people talk to me and they use expressions, sometimes I don't know what they're saying."
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Jan 20, 2015 17:54
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whoaaa whoa whoa wHOOOOAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jan 20, 2015 17:58
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i feel like a gargoyle.
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Jan 20, 2015 17:59
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Oh it's bad Gerry. Real bad How bad Newman killed someone! I knew that man wasn't right in the head
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https://twitter.com/seinfeld2000 close thread
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"Norm!"
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Jan 20, 2015 18:40
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no soup... no soup... no... soup... at all.
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Jan 20, 2015 18:41
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*kramer bursts into jerry's apartment, immediately drops dead* JERRY: *looking down at corpse* And you want to be my little salesy-guy.
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Jan 20, 2015 18:44
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He took it out and yada yada yada I sucked him off in the car
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GEORGE: My mother caught me again ELAINE: Well why don't we have another contest JERRY: *pants down and masturbating furiously with engorged member facing audience* I don't think so, Tim.
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