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I think killing yourself while having your fortune told would be pretty hilarious. Local headlines would include lines like "She didn't see that coming!" Post your favorite comedy suicide scenarios.
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Bert Roberge posted:I think killing yourself while having your fortune told would be pretty hilarious. Agreed but only if you're wearing a suicide vest.
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Jan 20, 2015 10:07
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Putting a scorpion down your pants lol
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Jan 20, 2015 10:07
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Jan 20, 2015 10:10
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Build an elaborate Warner Bros ACME device that ends with it sending your dead ragdoll body flying with a massive mallet to the face. All video taped.
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Jan 20, 2015 10:10
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Jan 20, 2015 10:11
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Jan 20, 2015 10:13
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You could volunteer for a suicide prevention hotline and then shoot yourself during a call.
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Jan 20, 2015 10:14
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Swallow one of these things. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBncb56Z_xI&t=36s
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Jan 20, 2015 10:14
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Chokewank
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Jan 20, 2015 10:16
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Infotainment! posted:Chokewank I think the correct verb is Carradining.
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Jan 20, 2015 10:18
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Dildo-avalanche
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Jan 20, 2015 10:18
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lonesomedwarf posted:im thossaporn 
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Jan 20, 2015 10:18
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Infotainment! posted:Chokewank While wearing a silly outfit as the cherry on top.
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Jan 20, 2015 10:19
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Become a door-to-door knife salesman and demonstrate the sharpness of the blades on your wrists.
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Jan 20, 2015 10:21
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A 12 inch dildo that has perforated your rectum
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Jan 20, 2015 10:23
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Infotainment! posted:Chokewank This. Imagine you are a young boy who has just discovered masturbation and discovers the wild and crazy world of auto-erotic asphyxiation. One day you take it a little too far and your parents find you in your room with your dad's tie around your neck, pants around your ankles, cock in hand and blue in the face. And they have to lie and tell everyone at the funeral that you choked on a Lima bean or something, but everyone knows, they know, and they are laughing. Because it is god drat hilarious.
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Jan 20, 2015 10:25
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a posting ghost posted:A 12 inch dildo that has perforated your rectum The EMT threads showed me that people do some dangerous butt stuff. You know that some of them were fatal.
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Jan 20, 2015 10:25
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a posting ghost posted:A 12 inch dildo that has perforated your rectum Why the hell stop at 12"
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Jan 20, 2015 10:26
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I like the thing where on the roof of a tall building you tie a noose with piano wire, then the a longer bungee cord to your feet, then super glue your hands to your head, so after you jump you end up bobbing up and down while holding your own severed head
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Jan 20, 2015 10:27
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Wicker Man posted:The EMT threads showed me that people do some dangerous butt stuff. You know that some of them were fatal. Do you think goatse guy was a failed suicide attempt?
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Jan 20, 2015 10:28
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Boiled in a pot of old bay seasoning, clams, corn cobs and potatoes.
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Jan 20, 2015 10:28
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Calling suicide prevention hotline and talking through your life problems before doing anything drastic. It'd be hi-larious!
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Jan 20, 2015 10:28
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Bert Roberge posted:Do you think goatse guy was a failed suicide attempt? I..... I.......ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE, OP.............. gently caress YOU OP
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Jan 20, 2015 10:28
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i cant fucki9ng believe this poo poo
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Jan 20, 2015 10:29
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lonesomedwarf posted:I..... I.......ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE, OP.............. gently caress YOU OP If you killed yourself over this it'd be kinda funny.
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Jan 20, 2015 10:30
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Mr Anthony posted:Boiled in a pot of old bay seasoning, clams, corn cobs and potatoes. With all the crabs you have this might still be a a mostly seafood chowder!
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Jan 20, 2015 10:34
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DeepQantas posted:Calling suicide prevention hotline and talking through your life problems before doing anything drastic.
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Jan 20, 2015 10:38
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Jan 20, 2015 11:50
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beheaded in a jihadist video
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Jan 20, 2015 11:59
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knock knock (who's there?) ... (you open the door to see my lifeless body swinging from a rope)
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Jan 20, 2015 12:02
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big fart
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Jan 20, 2015 12:07
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Die of alcohol poisoning at an AA meeting.
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Jan 20, 2015 12:35
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Bert Roberge posted:If you killed yourself over this it'd be kinda funny. start laughing bithc
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Jan 20, 2015 12:59
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Suffocation with nitrous oxide.
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Jan 20, 2015 13:14
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W424 posted:Suffocation with nitrous oxide. I know a guy who did this in a swimming pool after sticking his head in a plastic bag full of nitrous and then slipping underwater. I don't recall how he survived as he was alone at the time, but he did.
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Jan 20, 2015 13:26
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I'd love to kill myself via plane turbine. Not sure how to make that funny though.
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Jan 20, 2015 13:26
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Woodchipper yourself into a class room of very young kids
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Jan 20, 2015 13:29
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Renting out a concert hall to have yourself drawn and quartered on stage while the audio from this blasts at maximum volume: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ-FPi6Q8Fo
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