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Insert a tuning fork into your nostrils, then headbutt a table.
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Jan 20, 2015 20:18
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rosebud
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Jan 20, 2015 20:20
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laughing gas haha
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Jan 20, 2015 20:23
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Fold a frisbee in half and eat it.
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Jan 20, 2015 20:24
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Set yourself on fire and eat a whole birthday cake.
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Jan 20, 2015 22:22
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seal your head in a microwave and turn it on JO Incandeza style then when your kid comes home they'lll go 'mmm that smells good i wonder what dad is cookin'
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Jan 20, 2015 22:25
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Jan 20, 2015 22:39
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Pissing on an electrified fence
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Jan 20, 2015 22:45
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dying
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Jan 20, 2015 22:46
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Trying to have sex with your mother who is so fat that she would crush me to death. I'd go out with a thumbs up though.
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Fire yourself from a cannon into the homeplate of a major league baseball game. Try to make it look like you're sliding in head first.
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Jan 20, 2015 23:58
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Tickle a skeleton enough and it'll lose it's mind and bludgeon you to death.
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There's surely something that has not been done that's crazier, more funny, and more creative but in reality people who are gonna kill themselves tend to be morose which limits the amount of creativity they can muster. So accidental deaths tend to be the best realistic examples, and as far as that goes I don't think you can do better than David Carradine's autoerotic asphyxiation in Thailand. Very pro IMO. Dude obviously knew what was up, and where to get it cheap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kf0D_X7uFE
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Jan 21, 2015 00:09
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An elderly gentleman in my hometown committed suicide by beheading himself with a guillotine he built himself. Basically, a very determined octogenarian (guess a full-size guillotine takes a while to complete)
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Glomar Explorer posted:An elderly gentleman in my hometown committed suicide by beheading himself with a guillotine he built himself. Was he a French nobleman?
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Gorgar posted:Fold a frisbee in half and eat it. RIP Robert Hamburger I once took a suicide prevention training course. In it, we had to role play multiple scenarios of talking down a suicidal person in front of the class. In one, I told my partner to just improve so it would feel more real. I was playing the suicidal person. When she asked me if I had a plan, I said "well, have a plastic lawn chair back home. I was thinking about strapping a few dozen weather balloons into it and FLYING INTO THE loving SUN!" I thought it was funny but it was in fact very poorly recieved
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Jan 21, 2015 04:27
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burning to death while trying to light one of your farts on fire
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PixieDreamGirl posted:I'd love to kill myself via plane turbine. Not sure how to make that funny though. I swear to god there was a video floating around a few years ago of a guy getting sucked into a jet engine on the tarmac somewhere, and it looked like pink confetti coming out the other side
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Jan 21, 2015 05:00
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putting your dick in another dudes dick then he dies and your dick gets stuck and you die and police find you dicking a dude
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Jan 21, 2015 05:01
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taking as many people with you ironically
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de_dust posted:taking as many people with you ironically hey guys you all need to meet in the park for this party, kills self.
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mods plz change the thread title to "What's the most fun way to kill yourself?" because the op's poor grammar makes me want to kill myself
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Jan 21, 2015 05:08
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organize a fake surprise birthday party and when you walk in the door and everyone yells surprise blast yourself with a shotgun.
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Jan 21, 2015 05:11
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replace a crash test dummy with yourself in disguise without any of the technicians noticing
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Jan 21, 2015 05:18
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Robo Reagan posted:mods plz change the thread title to "What's the most fun way to kill yourself?" because the op's poor grammar makes me want to kill myself I argue that if you killed yourself over this it would still be funny. I'm looking for funniest not most fun. Otherwise we'd all just OD on heroin.
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Jan 21, 2015 05:35
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committing suicide with a turkey baster during a pro-life rally
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Jan 21, 2015 05:39
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Orkin Mang posted:committing suicide with a turkey baster during a pro-life rally How? Is there poison in the baster?
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Jan 21, 2015 05:42
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jam it up your nose with a hammer or something
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Jan 21, 2015 05:44
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Bismuth posted:Why the hell stop at 12" And 10" in circumference
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Bert Roberge posted:How? Is there poison in the baster? rosebud
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Go to a restaurant and ask for something you know they don't have, when they tell you they don't have it break down crying and eventually take a revolver out of your shirt or whatever and shoot yourself in the head.
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Jan 21, 2015 06:13
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1000cc titties
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Jan 21, 2015 06:15
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Morkyz posted:Go to a restaurant and ask for something you know they don't have, when they tell you they don't have it break down crying and eventually take a revolver out of your shirt or whatever and shoot yourself in the head. Do this but after ordering breakfast at McDonald's at 10:31 AM.
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Jan 21, 2015 11:23
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stream it to goons on skype
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Jan 21, 2015 11:36
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Funneling hot tar up your rear end.
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Jan 21, 2015 11:37
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What's with you people and constantly putting stuff in other people's asses? You're worse than the aliens.
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DeepQantas posted:Calling suicide prevention hotline and talking through your life problems before doing anything drastic.
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I told u I was hardcore
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