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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

ruddiger posted:

Some good suggestions but c'mon of course it's the thing.

Worst 80s horror is Black Devil Doll From Hell. No contest.

i thought it was any movie where you find out someones life was falling apart because of drugs and drugs was the monster

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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
I like the horror movies where it turns out video games are a little too real. And the games are ruining people's lives. Video games are bad and evil. But then when it's all over it turns out that video games weren't all bad and actually tricked kids into enjoying real life more.

Was it all a dream?

nitebum
Aug 9, 2005

crazy beard for the win
Agreed on The Shining/Thing. Stephen King was big in the 80s - gonna add Children of the Corn, Cujo and Christine. Maybe Maximum Overdrive, but its more of a comedy/action thing.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

nitebum posted:

Maybe Maximum Overdrive, but its more of a comedy/action thing.

If we're going this route then I'm going to say Street Trash.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

80's The Blob is the first movie I ever saw where a kid died on camera. Dumb fucker went spelunking in the sewers and was dissolved. hosed me right up.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I know it's pre 80s and not really horror, but let's just think about how rad A Boy and His Dog was.

Enemy Territory was legit action
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092969/

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Shining
Thing
Evil Dead 2


Hellraiser was crap. the most overrated movie series.

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009

nitebum posted:

Agreed on The Shining/Thing. Stephen King was big in the 80s - gonna add Children of the Corn, Cujo and Christine. Maybe Maximum Overdrive, but its more of a comedy/action thing.

Pet Sematary!

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

nimh posted:

Hellraiser was crap. the most overrated movie series.

Hellraiser was great if you think of Julia and Frank as the villains and the cenobites as unfeeling forces of nature as opposed to individuals.

However, Hellraiser 2 - Hellbound:Hellraiser::Aliens:Alien
Many people may find the second one better or more entertaining. But it really just ups the action and body count while both abusing and expanding the lore at the cost of losing the existential terror.

Aleph Null fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Jan 21, 2015

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




hellraiser 3 is the best hellraiser

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
It's nowhere near the best horror film of the '80s but drat it, Lifeforce still deserves a mention.

Even the trailer is :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qej5nlRb9VM

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the moment in hellraiser 2 when channard makes his last appearance is amazing
well this moment click

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
cobra

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

gary oldmans diary posted:

the moment in hellraiser 2 when channard makes his last appearance is amazing
well this moment click

all I remember from Hellraiser 2 is the stuff in the loving awesome-looking hellscape with the rotating stone thing that was ruined by those two girls yelling "Kirsty!" and "Tiffany!" at each other for ten minutes straight.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

all I remember from Hellraiser 2 is the stuff in the loving awesome-looking hellscape with the rotating stone thing that was ruined by those two girls yelling "Kirsty!" and "Tiffany!" at each other for ten minutes straight.

they should remake that movie shot for shot and just replace the female leads with busty female leads

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

TOILETLORD posted:

they should remake that movie shot for shot and just replace the female leads with busty female leads

or just remake it without all the "Kirsty/Tiffany!" poo poo

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

TOILETLORD posted:

they should remake that movie shot for shot and just replace the female leads with busty female leads
just add the hellraiser 2 subtitles to your fav porn

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

or just remake it without all the "Kirsty/Tiffany!" poo poo
hate when characters in horror movies yell things

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

gary oldmans diary posted:

just add the hellraiser 2 subtitles to your fav porn

i'd like it if ther was a bang bus like series where they talk a girl into loving and then the lights go out and 2 dudes in cenobite costumes burst through a wall and scream WELCOME TO HELL.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

gary oldmans diary posted:

hate when characters in horror movies yell things

when all they yell is the same two names over and over, yeah

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

when all they yell is the same two names over and over, yeah
i feel for ya

Bugdrvr
Mar 7, 2003

TOILETLORD posted:

Watcher in the woods

I know this was from a few pages ago, but I thought I was the only one who had ever heard of this movie. I watched it a million times as a kid and it scared the poo poo out of me every one of them. I haven't seen it in forever but I still remember NAREK.

Going to go find it now.

COBRARocky
Jul 28, 2013

Hellraiser 2 has that dumb as gently caress part where the Cenobites try to fight the doctor cenobite with their fists.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

It's nowhere near the best horror film of the '80s but drat it, Lifeforce still deserves a mention.

Even the trailer is :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qej5nlRb9VM

theme owns too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsV7TuNMr5M

Betacord
Mar 24, 2013

7 DAYS / 1 PROGRAM
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (unironically).

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Betacord posted:

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (unironically).

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

COBRARocky posted:

Hellraiser 2 has that dumb as gently caress part where the Cenobites try to fight the doctor cenobite with their fists.
apparently no one actually remembers hellraiser 2

G-III
Mar 4, 2001

The Boxer's Omen (1983): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkDmDJ6udc

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Hellraiser 2 probably would have been better without any of the Cenobites except for Channard.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Betacord posted:

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (unironically).

COBRARocky
Jul 28, 2013

Terrorvision

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
The Howling
Poltergeist

werent. those 80s?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I think I've watched every loving movie in this thread.

I'm not sure if I should be crowned King Idiot or take this thread seriously and respond?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
The only thing that sucks about They Live is how painful it is that the lead ISNT Kurt Russell.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

The only thing that sucks about They Live is how painful it is that the lead ISNT Kurt Russell.

You shut your whore mouth

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Man the guy has Kurt Russell's hair cut and jacket and everything like John carpenter was like ok dude, level with me

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Man I watched this for the first time like 9 years ago and it was loving sick. Love it.

Someone has a loving dissertation on it, I swear. I think it's linked through Wikipedia. It's like 300 pages long and not too insane.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Man the guy has Kurt Russell's hair cut and jacket and everything like John carpenter was like ok dude, level with me

You will not disparage the shining name of Rowdy Roddy Piper in my presence. Fight me IRL!


and, ^^^^ The thing is awesome. I even enjoy the reremake

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
C.H.U.D.

Ah Map
Oct 9, 2012

Kuato posted:

I wonder at what point John Carpenter quit making quality movies.
The day he finished shooting In The Mouth Of Madness.

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




to be fair he's sorta old now and retired, ghosts of mars was freaking hilariously bad and funny so i cant say I didn't enjoy it.

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