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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



have you seen how smart those motherfuckers are?




http://i.imgur.com/bB4HI35.gifv

if you gently caress with an octopus i hope this happens to you

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
What about those people who eat them while they're still alive? :stonk:

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I go to the chinese buffet and grab a whole plate of their babies and shove them into my fat loving face

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I go to the chinese buffet and grab a whole plate of their babies and shove them into my fat loving face

for example....this is wrong

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
no it's loving delcious

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



TOILETLORD posted:

no it's loving delcious

doesn't matter


Uncle at Nintendo posted:

What about those people who eat them while they're still alive? :stonk:

those ppl are very, very wrong.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I go to the chinese buffet and grab a whole plate of their babies and shove them into my fat loving face

I hope one of the suction cup things grabs onto your throat and you choke to death lmao revenge

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
some species of octopus tear off their dicks and hand it to females

so obviously goons love them

Observe Me
Jan 21, 2006

I know shits bad right now with all that starving bullshit and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution!
My mom makes the best arroz con pulpo. OP is wrong.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

itsgotmetoo posted:

some species of octopus tear off their dicks and hand it to females

so obviously goons love them

octopi are very strong, I bet they can easily carry a printer long distances

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Observe Me posted:

My mom makes the best arroz con pulpo. OP is wrong.

have you had it with choco? that's good as hell too

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
why is it wrong to eat smart things

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Ein cooler Typ posted:

why is it wrong to eat smart things

humans think they are smartest they fear that if we have no fear of eating smartest we eat them like germans

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Ein cooler Typ posted:

why is it wrong to eat smart things

an octopus isn't just smart, it is beautiful and powerful and very sensitive

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I've eaten them live. Literally while they're alive. I poked them with a stick and then ate them like a lollipop, it was tasty.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Zeroisanumber posted:

I've eaten them live. Literally while they're alive. I poked them with a stick and then ate them like a lollipop, it was tasty.

would you do that with a child, or grey parrot?

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Anyone have the video of an octopus solving a maze it's put into? I saw it years ago and haven't been able to find it since.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

how does the gif in the OP denote intelligence, OP

chameleons would do that and they are not smart

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

how does the gif in the OP denote intelligence, OP

chameleons would do that and they are not smart

please watch the gifv and observe the octopus jar gif before rushing to such specious conclusions

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

how does the gif in the OP denote intelligence, OP

chameleons would do that and they are not smart

chameleons are smart, it's not their fault it looks like they have down's syndrome

Julien Sorel
Jan 27, 2006

Voted Worst Marksman of 1830

Frog Act posted:

have you seen how smart those motherfuckers are?

what next? you're gonna tell me that i have to stop eating ape too?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'll eat the octopus all day ladies pm me

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Oncogene posted:

what next? you're gonna tell me that i have to stop eating ape too?

hmmmm....well, would you eat a man?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Frog Act posted:

please watch the gifv and observe the octopus jar gif before rushing to such specious conclusions
It doesn't denote intelligence it just shows that they desperately try anything they can to get out of their current situation. If the tiny hole led to a giant vat of acid in that gif the octopus would still try and go through it and then get owned when he popped out on the other side. Nothing smart about that.

ExtraCheese
Apr 16, 2014
Oldboy was a good film

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

ExtraCheese posted:

Oldboy was a good film

paedo spotted

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Whirlwind Jones posted:

It doesn't denote intelligence it just shows that they desperately try anything they can to get out of their current situation. If the tiny hole led to a giant vat of acid in that gif the octopus would still try and go through it and then get owned when he popped out on the other side. Nothing smart about that.

wrong. an octopus knows every type of acid on sight and will change the composition of it's skin to avoid being burned or dissolved.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

TOILETLORD posted:

no it's loving delcious

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
octopuses are some of the cleverest fish and they have beaks

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
So what about squid? i love calamari too much to give it up

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Octopuses are curious and clever, and tend to get bored and frustrated if not given toys to play with.

Eating octopuses is basically like eating preschoolers

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Darth123123 posted:

So what about squid? i love calamari too much to give it up

nobody gives a poo poo about squid, gently caress squid

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
A better video would be that one with the two cuttlefish only changing colors on the side of their body facing the other.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Beige posted:

octopuses are some of the cleverest fish and they have beaks

they aren't fish loving inbred fingerless retard. I assume you are fingerless becuase you aren't willing to use mother loving google like a goddamn normal human

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Frog Act posted:

for example....this is wrong

eating octopus babies is OK, they expect most of them to be eaten by something before reaching adulthood anyway, that's why they lay so many eggs, so, no harm no foul

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
at an indetermninate point in the future, octopuses will develop social habits and they will take overf the entire world as we knbow it

ExtraCheese
Apr 16, 2014

TOILETLORD posted:

paedo spotted


I think you'll find it was incest not paedophilia
:goonsay:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Pththya-lyi posted:

Octopuses are curious and clever, and tend to get bored and frustrated if not given toys to play with.

Eating octopuses is basically like eating preschoolers

finally someone with some octopus sense in this thread

>me, breakin out of the goon box to join people with regard for octos

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Frog Act posted:

nobody gives a poo poo about squid, gently caress squid

Hold the gently caress up pal....

scholarly article posted:

The cephalopod class of molluscs, particularly the Coleoidea subclass (cuttlefish, squid, and octopuses), are considered the most intelligent invertebrates and an important example of advanced cognitive evolution in animals.

http://web.stanford.edu/dept/news/pr/00/000323gilly.html

Your a loving liar, racist, and bigot OP.

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Darth123123 posted:

Hold the gently caress up pal....


http://web.stanford.edu/dept/news/pr/00/000323gilly.html

Your a loving liar, racist, and bigot OP.

omg...have i been taken in by special interest groups and their divisive, cephalopod baiting rhetoric?

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