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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > it's wrong to eat octopus
 
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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Pththya-lyi posted:

They'd have to evolve longer lifespans; they get 5 years tops (and that's in ideal conditions).

In fact I think their short lifespans are the main reason they're not in a position to knock us humans off our throne

turtles and octopi will combine their powers of longevity and cleverness and destroy us

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