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bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
In one of the more recent ones they're cruising around and they run into a woman standing in an abandoned lot holding a bumper.

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Beige
Sep 13, 2004
omg is she ok

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Beige posted:

omg is she ok

Did she report it to the cops?

:cumpolice:

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I'd be mad if I were driving my kids around and ohp, here comes the mobile porn shoot. Why did I have kids?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
they should make a goon version.

goonbus.

there would obviously have to be free wifi onboard.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
man i would just like to have one loving day where i don't find a porno or cam account of one of the girls i knew from high school

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
how long until someone just takes over an entire tract of abandoned Detroit and creates BangSlum?

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

pathetic little tramp posted:

man i would just like to have one loving day where i don't find a porno or cam account of one of the girls i knew from high school

This is an intriguing problem I could take off your hands.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

pathetic little tramp posted:

man i would just like to have one loving day where i don't find a porno or cam account of one of the girls i knew from high school

oh so you went to catholic school

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

TOILETLORD posted:

oh so you went to catholic school

nah just the south - the catholic school up the road generated a lot of nude selfies but only 1 or 2 turned it into a serious business decision

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

mysterious frankie posted:

how long until someone just takes over an entire tract of abandoned Detroit and creates BangSlum?

already happened, come to the detroit goonmeet, we are filming metis 2: the shittening there

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Have they done a role reversal where their bus breaks down and they are the ones who get banged?

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

itsgotmetoo posted:

Have they done a role reversal where their bus breaks down and they are the ones who get banged?

Nah but they used to do the bait bus, where they'd pretend they were the bang bus and then trick a straight guy into going gay.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

itsgotmetoo posted:

Have they done a role reversal where their bus breaks down and they are the ones who get banged?

there's a whol efetish about rescuing women, not banging them, just rescuing them

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
*drives up to girl who kinda looks like a college student but mostly like a prostitute*

"Oh hey wow a porn star weird coincidence I got this bangbus here come on in"

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

bollig posted:

there's a whol efetish about rescuing women, not banging them, just rescuing them
the videos of rescuing dogs is probably my fetish now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhLriN3nBdE
there is this warm feeling in my heart im scared

its so warm

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

ashgromnies posted:

already happened, come to the detroit goonmeet, we are filming metis 2: the shittening there

oh man, I'd love too, but I can't because... I won't.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

mysterious frankie posted:

how long until someone just takes over an entire tract of abandoned Detroit and creates BangSlum?

Copyright mother fucker

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



*bangbus films a girl every year from age 18-30 watching the transformative birth of a milf*

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

social vegan posted:

*bangbus films a girl every year from age 18-30 watching the transformative birth of a milf*

The Up Her Holes documentary series. I'm sorry.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Is Bangbus the porn equivalent of the WWF ?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

they never make anyone gently caress the bus

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

P-Mack posted:

Nah but they used to do the bait bus, where they'd pretend they were the bang bus and then trick a straight guy into going gay.

that's actually really funny and i hope this is true

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
hey guys, check out my new website, the pussyplane.com coming soon

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Concerned Citizen posted:

that's actually really funny and i hope this is true

straight bait porn is a p solid genre, way better than race bait imo

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
also don't forget to checkout the bitchboat.com too

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
isn't this the bus that just picked up the homless till someone got crotch rot worms in the carpet?

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i like my porn to have realistic scenarios

thats my fetish

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Remember the original bang bus camera man? He was pretty obnoxious.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Concerned Citizen posted:

that's actually really funny and i hope this is true

the one universal constant throughout all sexual orientations is that creeps love coercing a naif.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

toggle posted:

Remember the original bang bus camera man? He was pretty obnoxious.

I wonder why porno cameramen think people want to hear their commentary

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

At least they are doing better than the british version, BangTram

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Crash_N_Burn posted:

At least they are doing better than the british version, RamTram

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
And cum fiesta just gets less festive every year.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



it's basically cum siesta nowadays

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

gently caress Truck

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
sex tarp.

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot

rape drape

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

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down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Intercourse asylum

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