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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Top City Homo posted:

but sometimes gay can move into tranny porn

and maybe one day they can cross the barrier between worlds into hetero porn

EARTH-HETERO PORN
Means of access: Vibrational attunement

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

gnarlyhotep posted:

oval office Court: Labial Legislation

State rear end-sembly

Sinful Senate

Carnal Congress

Perverted Parliament

Dildo Duma

Horny House of Cummons

JediTalentAgent posted:

Bangbug heads to Comic-Con, instead of porn it's a 150 minute discussion of where the person they pick up talks non-stop about their controversial Harry Potter/Buffy crossover fanfic series and original characters.

The Big Bangbus Theory

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

i do like the idea that youll take any old gross rear end dude with a gnarly lookin dick but then like whoa, this guy put his dong into the wrong kind of person no way can we hire him for eXXXcellent Nasty Syrup Covered Sluts XIII

everyone knows that poo poo dont wash out
The best part is there's a new story every couple of months about the whole regular porn industry shutting down because some dude just showed up with warts on his dick and nobody noticed for a month despite the industry being built around filming dicks but then WHOA WHOA WHOA he may or may not have banged a tranny? GET OUTTA HERE

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
good stuff

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The Big Bangbus Theory

That's better than my ideas:
Bussy the Vampire Cosplayer.
Hogwarts-on-dick School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
TAHDIS: Time and Hard Dicks in Spaces.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

pentyne posted:

Makes me wonder why there isn't more "soldiers come across girl, gang bang her" porn. Racist overtones I guess?

there's that porn where osama and co kidnap a cnn reporter and gangrape her, spitting on her constantly and grinding their periniums in her face, then she's rescued by a british and american soldier and they gently caress her it is really funny

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Neurosis posted:

there's that porn where osama and co kidnap a cnn reporter and gangrape her, spitting on her constantly and grinding their periniums in her face, then she's rescued by a british and american soldier and they gently caress her it is really funny

e: oh OSAMA my bad

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
Pussy For Oil

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

gary oldmans diary posted:

the videos of rescuing dogs is probably my fetish now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhLriN3nBdE
there is this warm feeling in my heart im scared

its so warm

I like Chimpanzee Assholes, myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjvnQwJbF8w

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
I saw a porno once where a guy was in a Vietnam POW camp and he hosed the guard chick who looked about as Vietnamese as Danny DeVito and I would have forgotten about the whole thing to this day if it hadn't been for the fact that the guy kept saying "Let me come on those Commie titties"

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I'd like one where a suicide bomber gets into heaven and we see him systematically deflower his allotted 72 virgins or whatever.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Yeah after France je suis Charlie etc that seems like something the internet would be clamoring for porn companies should get right on that

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

Top City Homo posted:

i love how in the gay porn subcategories military is its own thing

Goop Transport

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Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
Firebombing Ryan's Privates

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