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i volunteer as tribute for district 350, a district shrouded in myths and mystery. i will win the hunger games maybe beacuse of my rapier wit and my lackof respect for the living. >:)
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Apr 28, 2024 22:07
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incentive for those wishing to represent district 350:you''ll be on my team.
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Jan 21, 2015 01:13
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i have the power of intuition on my side. think that scene in sherlock where he plans out everything, escept in the context of this hunger games
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Jan 21, 2015 01:21
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I volunteer for district 555 with Classicist.
We are both good a high fives plus I'm good with makeup too. so we'll probably win. We also have several low and mid five flavors we can mix up in sticky situations.
i#ll destroy you, alone or with a friend.
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Jan 21, 2015 01:22
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i'm confused, does this thread require participation after you volunteer or is everything just goign to be judged from the volunteer posts
do Not be a coward. volunteer yourself.
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Jan 21, 2015 01:24
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well form an unlikely partnership or something i guess
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Jan 21, 2015 01:28
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durr, we liek to high fgive!!!!! 
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Jan 21, 2015 01:33
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i piss all over dumb little nooblord districts
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Jan 21, 2015 01:43
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welcome.
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Jan 21, 2015 01:50
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Hmm...The current entrants are all Careers. I believe only a true noob can capture the hearts of the audience, and the Sponsors.
windy and i are newbs in many ways.
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Jan 21, 2015 01:54
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i will happily die to a noob so brave as to break through that kind of barrier.
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Jan 21, 2015 01:57
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i suggest the newsubtitle be "go team noob". i'd also liketo state that i hope i get banned.
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Jan 21, 2015 02:01
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i hope i get permabanned
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Jan 21, 2015 02:03
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i'd like to make a statement: i don't care whether i win or lose, but that actually makes me scarier, if you think about it.
touched upon in my character bio mate. dont care fore the living or the dead - including me
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Jan 21, 2015 02:05
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i'm strong as an ox, and will use my skills to own my compitition
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Jan 21, 2015 16:34
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how many are you hoping to get? whats your five year plan? how do you intend to use the emptyquotes? don't you think the posting climate is a liittle harsh for this kind of thing?
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Jan 21, 2015 16:37
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that's proprietary information that Postcorp has decline to make public at this time
This is how it begins.
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Jan 21, 2015 16:39
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city 17s way cooler
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Jan 21, 2015 16:58
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I volunteer as tribute
District: 0.999999
Why you'll win the Hungry Games: Im a lurker so no one will see me coming.
How you and your fellow tribute are going to work together to win: me and Theglaven are loving Death wizards.
Welcome.
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Jan 21, 2015 18:02
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i'll protect the people of district 0.999... until it is necessary that we part company, if they are willing to accept my offer.
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Jan 21, 2015 18:24
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i've got previous hunger games experience, as documented here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGQS_x8sOGU
don't mess with me
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Jan 21, 2015 19:10
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i run west with my fellow tribute.
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Jan 22, 2015 01:33
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i look back and wave to the other tributes as i disappear into the distance.
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Jan 22, 2015 01:46
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The explosives were hidden inside of a fishbowl
then angry fish is dead.
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Jan 22, 2015 03:26
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across the arena, in the west, i'm confused by the fact that i feel bad due to the firing of the cannons. maybe i'mm not as stoic as i thought.
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Jan 22, 2015 03:49
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i clutch something tightly in my hand. it is unidentifiable to those watching.
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Jan 22, 2015 03:52
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i guess the letter e.
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Jan 22, 2015 04:08
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"keep calm, friend." i donate a life to windy.
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Jan 22, 2015 04:10
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my eyes flash with confidence, and it becomes immediately apparent to the audience that i know windy's answer. my triumph is short-lived as i realise i am in a far direr situation, and do not know my own. i attempt to focus.
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Jan 22, 2015 04:16
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"t"
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Jan 22, 2015 04:21
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a noticeable look of concern passes over my face for a brief moment, followed by a look of confusion. i calm myself, and speak to my fellow tribute
"think back to our home. remember where we grew up."
i think for a second.
"o"
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Jan 22, 2015 04:30
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i shake my head. "that wasn't what i was saying"
my hands go white with pressure around the mysterious object.
"r"
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Jan 22, 2015 04:36
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the freedom of my friend gives me renewed energy. "A!"
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Jan 22, 2015 04:48
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i guess "w" and "i" in quick succession
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Jan 22, 2015 04:53
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_ O _ I A _ / _ _ _ T I _ E / W A R R I O R
gears turn in my head, before i realise the answer. confidently i state "x", and wink knowingly.
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Jan 22, 2015 05:07
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windy went ahead, so i decide to follow. "social justice warrior!"
i stride onward.
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Jan 22, 2015 05:22
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Here is a map of Banem for those interested in the lore of The Hungry Games.
that looks like the world design of dark souls 2
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Jan 22, 2015 18:38
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except the docks would be above the castle, somehow.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:39
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i head west as well, to catch up to windy.
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i follow windy as we run away from the lion, searching for a place to hide together. i stop the lion from eating us by tricking it with cool zig zag running, meaning it cannot properly work out where we are heading towards - lions (both 'natural' and controlled by people like jerry) have computers for brains, and by continunally changing our direction we overheat its brain which causes its sight to faulter, and it slows down. unfortunately, we are both out of breath by this point, and we stop to see where we can hide as the lion strides towards us.
the big rock is in the distance now, and between it and us lies a suspiciously autumnal pile of leaves. there is a is a magical-looking stone formation nearby, but we both immediately see our best chance at staying hidden: the lion itself. i throw the object i've been carrying on the ground, and the audience can finally see what it is... a d20. and it landed on a 20.
"they always said my luck was the stuff of legends", i say to windy.
i pick up the d20, and using the roll i expertly hide inside the lion's mouth as it begins to roar, placing myself in such a position that it cannot easily bite me. windy takes the opportunity to melt into the lion's shadow, visibile to the keen eye but not the currently-impaired lion.
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