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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

there is a hockey game on and I'm at work putting a publication together

you gonna have to wait mr president

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
(Applause.)

(Laughter.)

(Applause.)

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

parade of assholes incoming

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

*shaking of hands*

*leans over and whispers*

"hail hydra"

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
whoa pretty crazy start, obama slipped up and said allahu akbar in his opening remarks

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
pelosi is chewing gum loudly and with open mouth

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
biden's dick is thicker than i thought it would be, let's see how that plays with the republicans

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

boehner looking less orange this year

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
"Major Garrett"

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

obama is always a few minutes late

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

TEAYCHES posted:

boehner looking less orange this year

he still looks like he's about to cry

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

Really looking forward to all the NOT CLAPPING that the GOP is going to do :colbert:
& all the OVER CLAPPING that the Dems will do tonight. :bravo:

snodig
Oct 5, 2014
Take a shot when he says 'middle-class' or 'jobs'.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
why does boehner keep flexing provocatively

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

TEAYCHES posted:


The reaction speech from the GOP will be given by Joni Ernst. She is a veteran, a mother, a farmer, and a senator.



Glad the GOP is going to bring in some strong masculine energy to counter the fey Obama.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

you irl posted:

why does boehner keep flexing provocatively

Joe Biden

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
I'm so loving pumpedd for these next 2 years, and this SoTU

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
What's worse, giving a speech in front of the whole loving country, or having to spend the next 2 days in Idaho and Kansas

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


that loving call

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

HE COMES

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


Idiot Kicker posted:

What's worse, giving a speech in front of the whole loving country, or having to spend the next 2 days in Idaho and Kansas

definitely

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


I can't imagine having to look sincere to that many people

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Who gives a poo poo what a lame duck has to say?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
It would be hilarious if he had oral herpes and started kissing all these ladies on the lips.

E: mrs president is wearing a carpet

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ChrisHansen posted:

It would be hilarious if he had oral herpes and started kissing all these ladies on the lips

bug chasin' the potus they should be honored

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


oh no, technical difficulties on youtube

nnnotime
Sep 30, 2001

Hesitate, and you will be lost.
Got two people on twitter saying Obama appears to be in two different colors, green and orange. Any issues with the camera feeds? I'm not watching it.

EDIT: Now seeing tweets that the make-up was laid heavily on POTUS tonight. Perhaps that explains the strange facial color observations.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

TEAYCHES posted:

*shaking of hands*

*leans over and whispers*

"hail hydra"

may the father of understanding guide us, brother

Tokit
Dec 16, 2004

I was doing the composing.
Obama just announced his return to the Choom Gang :420:

small hendren
Jan 27, 2011

ChrisHansen posted:

It would be hilarious if he had oral herpes and started kissing all these ladies on the lips

haha what if he had genital herpes and just started loving all the women on his way to the podium. god drat what a thought

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Obama popped some Mentats on the way up, he good

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


small hendren posted:

haha what if he had genital herpes and just started loving all the women on his way to the podium. god drat what a thought

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Boehver is loving crying on stage holy poo poo lol

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Venom Snake posted:

Boehver is loving crying on stage holy poo poo lol

Tears of joy.

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


my fellow americans

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I'm glad I don't have three channels and no other source of entertainment so I don't have to watch this.

*goes off to find internet porn*

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

a nation of fear

Lazy Bastard
Aug 23, 2004
Laziness is an art
John Boehner looks like he is sucking on a lemon back there.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
obama's not clapping for the troops

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School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
those milgoons rising in applause lamo

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