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Cosmic Charlie posted:Seriously, a few quick whisks, blow a few bubbles and youre good to go. How do people gently caress this up? Borrowed Ladder posted:What's this about the bubbles?
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a bone to pick posted:lol have you really seen a grown-rear end human being drinking coffee out of one of those coffee stirrers? honestly that's a capital offence and you're allowed to kill that person on the spot. I did this once when I was thirteen or so and had no idea how to drink coffee but was trying to act grown up because of a girl. It ended exactly how you'd expect it to.
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Jan 21, 2015 15:23
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like they never heard of a twizzler
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Jan 21, 2015 15:23
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heh i don't even use those stupid straws. i prefer to use a dried up piece of black licorice which i store up my rear end in a top hat when not in use. this is the correct gbs approach
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Jan 21, 2015 15:37
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I stir all hot drinks w/ my dingus. mostly other peoples
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:I did this once when I was thirteen or so and had no idea how to drink coffee but was trying to act grown up because of a girl. that's ok you were 13, you get a pass. if you're over 18 and drink hot coffee through a coffee stirrer you're probably not even going to survive the car ride home without running into a tree.
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NurhacisUrn posted:Me either, it didn't dawn on me he meant the little stirrers until I clicked on it, but she did always drink fancy coffees from a straw and chew on it consistently. Just made me flash back to that spectacular show. eh ti was good for like the first season or two. then it should have just been the gay adventures of andy and doug
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Cosmic Charlie posted:Why do you think they give you a tiny straw and not a little spoon? McDonalds used to have little tiny spoon-ish sticks, like waaaaaaaaay the gently caress back
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Jan 21, 2015 20:01
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Ya dudes... maybe in the long run it like doesn't even matter...
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Jan 21, 2015 20:05
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They're thin because that gives liquid flowing through them a really good surface area to cool off as you suck it into your impatient mouth. lmao at people who need to stir their coffee because they added a bunch of cream and sugar to it calling other people babies.
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Jan 21, 2015 20:07
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in my whole life of drinking coffee i dont think ive ever seen a person drink the coffee through the stirrer
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Jan 21, 2015 20:07
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gently caress the police
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Jan 21, 2015 20:08
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Open container, you goddammed bastard. If it was about stirring surface area you would use a flat stick. I am angry about coffee wars have been fought over less. WorldsStongestNerd fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jan 21, 2015 |
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Jan 21, 2015 20:08
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They exist so that when youre at AA meetings, youre kids can drink through a straw while they wait. AA meetings don't usually have regular straws but they always have coffee
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:McDonalds used to have little tiny spoon-ish sticks, like waaaaaaaaay the gently caress back One more casualty from the War on Drugs: http://priceonomics.com/the-mcdonalds-cocaine-spoon-fiasco/
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Jan 21, 2015 20:25
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what if the coffee is too hot and you want to test w/o risking a full sip
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Jan 21, 2015 21:20
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WorldsStrongestNerd posted:Open container, you goddammed bastard. If it was about stirring surface area you would use a flat stick. a flat stick would use more material to be as sturdy as a cylinder. you don't understand physics OR capitalism  <you
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Jan 21, 2015 21:35
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i too care enough about how other people drink coffee to post about it in gbs
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Jan 21, 2015 21:38
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gnarlyhotep posted:I see you're an Albuquerque cop, how do you like your coffee white and dead
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:i too care enough about how other people drink coffee to post about it in gbs ahh yes, GBS, home of the poptart and capri sun threads, no coffee discussion allowed (unless it's bulletproof coffee). dumb fucker
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Jan 21, 2015 21:58
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Yes, I too get riled up at inane poo poo, OP. We should j/o some time while looking deep into each other's eyes 
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Jan 21, 2015 22:10
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i too am gay as hell like all these i too posters 
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open container posted:i too am gay as hell like all these i too posters a bone to pick posted:ahh yes, GBS, home of the poptart and capri sun threads, no coffee discussion allowed (unless it's bulletproof coffee). look at these babbies stirring their tears into their coffee
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Jan 21, 2015 22:21
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I'm drinking yo tears with my little straw. 
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Jan 21, 2015 22:21
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I've never been to a cafe that doesn't provide a small metal spoon when they bring out your coffee cup and plate. Sometimes you get a chocolate covered coffee bean as well.
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Wow, thanks for learnin me op. I was sippin coffee out of the stirring straw just this morning in fact. Right across from TWO GIRLS!!! too. You would think that making such a faux pas would've gotten some sort of reaction, but they didn't seem to care. Maybe they were laughing on the inside...
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spooky girlfriend posted:I'm drinking yo tears with my little straw. im crushing your windpipe and giving you a tracheotomy with it :twisted;
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Jan 21, 2015 22:26
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open container posted:i too am gay as hell like all these i too posters Why so much hate for these little straws? Does it hit too close to shriveled, teensy, tiny, unsatisfying home? 
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Wamdoodle posted:Why so much hate for these little straws? Does it hit too close to shriveled, teensy, tiny, unsatisfying home? if you had any reading comprehension you might realize i appreciate them for their efficiency as a stirrer 
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Jan 21, 2015 23:05
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open container posted:if you had any reading comprehension you might realize i appreciate them for their efficiency as a stirrer I'm sorry I do not have that. Besides this whole thing is dumb. I was just throwing poo poo onto the fire 
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Wamdoodle posted:I'm sorry I do not have that. Besides this whole thing is dumb. I was just throwing poo poo onto the fire fly away troll, leave this thread to the real men
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Jan 21, 2015 23:12
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iced coffee is good splash cream 1 splenda
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ok this all makes sense, but i still don't understand why you'd have to stir coffee? i guess if you put something weird like milk or sugar in it but really that's just crazy!
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WorldsStrongestNerd posted:They are straws, and they are tiny so you can suck up small amounts of coffee and not burn yourself. I am p sure this guy's got it.
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Jan 21, 2015 23:17
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I order my coffee very small, stir it with a toothpick, then drink through the stirring straw.
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Mozi posted:ok this all makes sense, but i still don't understand why you'd have to stir coffee? i guess if you put something weird like milk or sugar in it but really that's just crazy! well how else am I supposed to stir butter into my coffee?
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Jan 21, 2015 23:21
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open container posted:fly away troll, leave this thread to the real men I'm off! *prances away*
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aren't there actually people who put gobs of butter in coffee and claim it makes them smart or something?
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a bone to pick posted:well how else am I supposed to stir butter into my coffee? For extra good times put some milk in your coffee. They also have "creamer" like milk but thicker and more flavorful. Some people even put sugar in their coffee! Mmm. There's a lot of cool ways to drink your coffee.
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Mozi posted:aren't there actually people who put gobs of butter in coffee and claim it makes them smart or something?
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