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You can't go live with your parents because they're dead. You smell pretty bad. You haven't had regular gainful employment for three years. What do you do? You have no recollection of your previous life or anything. You've woken up in a back alley with a filthy purple sweater wrapped around your head and you're frightened and confused. Your only possessions are the sweater on your head, a plastic bag of coin wrappers, (25 c), and a flannel jacket being used as blanket with a swiss army knife in the pocket but the scissor component is missing. You can speak coherently in english but your first language is Portuguese although you haven't spoken Portuguese since your parents died. What's next?
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i would wonder wtf happened to my house
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Kill myself
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Pray to God I'm not in Albuquerque
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nomadologique posted:i would wonder wtf happened to my house You would not wonder this though because you cannot recall your previous life you have some sort of hobo amnesia. You are now a homeless Portuguese man in an alley with a filthy purple sweater wrapped around their head.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:47
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obviously i would continue about my hobo life, given i recollect nothing before it
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Jan 21, 2015 04:48
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dehumanize myself and face to bloodshed
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Jerk It
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nomadologique posted:obviously i would continue about my hobo life, given i recollect nothing before it granted, what do you do though I mean life specifically you could start with something like 'stand up'
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quote:You haven't had regular gainful employment for three years. What do you do? You have no recollection of your previous life or anything. this already contains a contradiction and if i play by your rules i'm gonna end up in the asylum again for the second time this year bucko
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Jan 21, 2015 04:48
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I would have my pants stolen by the time traveler in terminator. That whole movie that dude never changes out of his poo poo stained bum pants. They go to a motel and he gets laid and then puts the poopy pants back on. Then he dies in them. It's a really bad movie.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:49
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What is find a bottle of Night Train for $3 mookface.
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mookface posted:You can't go live with your parents because they're dead. You smell pretty bad. You haven't had regular gainful employment for three years. What do you do? You have no recollection of your previous life or anything. You've woken up in a back alley with a filthy purple sweater wrapped around your head and you're frightened and confused. Your only possessions are the sweater on your head, a plastic bag of coin wrappers, (25 c), and a flannel jacket being used as blanket with a swiss army knife in the pocket but the scissor component is missing. You can speak coherently in english but your first language is Portuguese although you haven't spoken Portuguese since your parents died. What's next? kill the genie that did it to me
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OKAY OKAY FINE i get really close to the nearest wall and smell it deeply
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alternately, take stock of the situation and consider the options i have
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i'd kill all cops
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nomadologique posted:OKAY OKAY FINE It smells like a burning piece of manila rope being extinguished by diet root beer but wait there's more
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Jan 21, 2015 04:50
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i wait
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Go score some more smack
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Toadvine posted:Jerk It 
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mookface posted:but wait there's more more! 
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Jan 21, 2015 04:51
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dios mio, hunger pangs strike your belly like errant lightning strikes on a par 3
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WHTA ARE YOU LOOKING AT DICKNOSE turns out the answer is "that guy jerkin it"
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start rooting through the garbage in search of something to eat
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mookface posted:dios mio, hunger pangs strike your belly like errant lightning strikes on a par 3 eat someones face take their wallet
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Jan 21, 2015 04:53
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i eat the clump of dirt closest to hand
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Jan 21, 2015 04:53
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I go to Costco eat free samples all day, then when they close go to a 24 hour walmart and play video games....gently caress someone remind me again why the gently caress I work?
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Guru Yaekob posted:I go to Costco eat free samples all day, then when they close go to a 24 hour walmart and play video games....gently caress someone remind me again why the gently caress I work? to afford the costco card
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Jan 21, 2015 04:54
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I'd do that thing where that one guy traded a paper clip for things until he eventually traded his way up to a house, I mean why doesn't everyone just do this?? Lazy homeless
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Jan 21, 2015 04:54
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oh yeah, and i wonder how i know my parents are dead and i haven't had a job for 3 years despite having no memories of my previous life
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Jan 21, 2015 04:55
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1) go to nearest library 2) tell twitter that i am a trannie game developer 3) tell twitter that gamergate nazis are threatening me with rape and murder 4) link to patreon acct 5) retire to overpriced san fran apt
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mookface posted:dios mio, hunger pangs strike your belly like errant lightning strikes on a par 3 The more pressing issue is that you are now without pants because that time traveling terminator jerk stole them. Man, you're bad at games
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Jan 21, 2015 04:56
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am i a citizen of the country in which i'm staying? do they deport aggressively?
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Jan 21, 2015 04:56
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ok so it's getting dark now and it's January 20th. It's going to get cold soon, the dirty wet sweater will offer you little protection from the elements. The logical thing to do is don the flannel jacket, but the winds picking up. You haven't eaten anything but you don't feel hungry anymore, just really tired. These are the winter nights that take men so you fight off the sleep. You need warm shelter.
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Jan 21, 2015 04:57
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Okay, I guess I couldn't find any food in the garbage, is there anything I can use to build a shelter, maybe a trash fire?
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TOILETLORD posted:to afford the costco card You can walk in without the card 
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Pththya-lyi posted:oh yeah, and i wonder how i know my parents are dead and i haven't had a job for 3 years despite having no memories of my previous life it's called selective Portuguese amnesia it's a real condition look it up
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