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Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Go Pats, Suck My Dick, Death to America, put up 70 on the 'Hawks.

Also, Pats fans, stop being pussies and embrace our cheating dark lord Bill Belichick (PBUH) and may the nation lose it's collective poo poo if we win in 2 weeks (Insha'Allah).

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/557748673208401921

Edit:

Science, BITCHES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxsXFX3tDpg

YOUR GOD DAMNED RIGHT I DEFLATED THOSE BALLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RGRyTGUbv4

Suck our balls



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FAT_pRqo3w





Per request from Ghost of Reagan's Past:




Davecrazy wants me to add this for some reason, whatever it's filler:



2nd try by davecrazy:

Mister Fister fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jan 26, 2015

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

If this is Ballghazi who is the Vile Rat

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Mister Fister posted:

Go Pats, Suck My Dick, Death to America, put up 70 on the 'Hawks.

Also, Pats fans, stop being pussies and embrace our cheating dark lord Bill Belichick (PBUH) and may the nation lose it's collective poo poo if we win in 2 weeks.

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/557748673208401921

You've got a point, actually.

HAIL SATAN MOTHERFUCKERS TRY AND STOP US

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

usually when i'm talking about how boston ought to have blown up more people think it's crass

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Zyla posted:

If this is Ballghazi who is the Vile Rat

That Colts dude who coughed up blood on the field.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Zyla posted:

If this is Ballghazi who is the Vile Rat

Belichick is a vile rat.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Only Wilson getting deflated around here is Russell.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kalli posted:

Only Wilson getting deflated around here is Russell.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Bad op. Bad thread title. Mister fister, try not to like, do things anymore.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Detain and torture the Ball Boy. Hail Satan.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Ok, fine, I admit it: I'm the one who took the air out of the footballs a little bit. It was me.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Is it bad I'm kind of hoping for the Patriots to be DQ'd because I want to see weird chaos happen in the NFL?

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

FuzzySkinner posted:

Is it bad I'm kind of hoping for the Patriots to be DQ'd because I want to see weird chaos happen in the NFL?

There is literally zero chance this happens

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

nerve posted:

There is literally zero chance this happens

Oh I know.

But man it'd be cool to see just for the chaos it would cause.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Volkerball posted:

Bad op. Bad thread title. Mister fister, try not to like, do things anymore.

I'll forgive you for your insolence since you are the number one reason the Pats came back after our bad start this season. Thanks Volkerball! :huh:

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
Putting this in its proper place.

WugLyfe posted:



I immediately regret this decision.
please put this in the OP tia.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Yeah people on Facebook going nuts.

DO U KNOW THE LOGISTICS OF THE SUPERBOWL!

Fine them for max amount. Lose 1st and 2nd round picks. Which won't matter cause they will be picking last. Lol.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Putting this in its proper place.

please put this in the OP tia.

Done!

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

A Man and his dog posted:

Yeah people on Facebook going nuts.

DO U KNOW THE LOGISTICS OF THE SUPERBOWL!

Fine them for max amount. Lose 1st and 2nd round picks. Which won't matter cause they will be picking last. Lol.

Counted ten tweets that say the Patriots should be disbanded.

DISBANDED.

Weebly
May 6, 2007

General Chaos wants you!
College Slice
NFL should just switch to those sweet rear end nerf balls with the tail that you can bomb like 100 yards. Can't deflate those

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mister Fister posted:

I'll forgive you for your insolence since you are the number one reason the Pats came back after our bad start this season. Thanks Volkerball! :huh:

gently caress my rear end

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
They should fire the ball boy for missing a ball

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Volkerball posted:

gently caress my rear end

I will never let you forget this :newlol:

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Or even have non-team staff dedicated to the field equipment like a sane organization.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Crimson Sox posted:

They should fire the ball boy for missing a ball

:agreed:

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

If they took a 7th away from the Patriots people would be furious so I hope they take at least a 3rd if not higher.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
They should make them play the Super Bowl with balls that have no air in them.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Borsche69 posted:

If they took a 7th away from the Patriots people would be furious so I hope they take at least a 3rd if not higher.

No, best thing to happen would be like... the Jets lose their 7th to the Pats for tampering over Revis, and the Pats just hand that 7th back to the NFL. :getin:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Goodell should take a page from my mothers "now you get to smoke the whole pack" book.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


It's gonna own 4 years from now when Bill Belichick can't remember any of this or his SB wins

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Belichick got fined half a million for Spygate and that apparently wasn't enough to deter him. Hoping he gets a Sean-Payton-style season-long suspension this time around.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

a good thread in which to talk about balls for two weeks

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Ban Patriots for one game and have the Seahawks first string play their second string in the super bowl

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Borsche69 posted:

If they took a 7th away from the Patriots people would be furious so I hope they take at least a 3rd if not higher.

They'll take a first like last time.

...and ban the ball handlers from working on the field.

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Weebly posted:

NFL should just switch to those sweet rear end nerf balls with the tail that you can bomb like 100 yards. Can't deflate those

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox27e5q9fbI

John Elway is such a dork.

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer

Quest For Glory II posted:

Ban Patriots for one game and have the Seahawks first string play their second string in the super bowl

I don't think the Hawks could field 2 teams with all the IR, but I'd be okay with playing the Colts instead.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Weebly posted:

NFL should just switch to those sweet rear end nerf balls with the tail that you can bomb like 100 yards. Can't deflate those

Get the kind with the whistles in them.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Mister Fister posted:

No, best thing to happen would be like... the Jets lose their 7th to the Pats for tampering over Revis, and the Pats just hand that 7th back to the NFL. :getin:

:getin:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Weebly posted:

NFL should just switch to those sweet rear end nerf balls with the tail that you can bomb like 100 yards. Can't deflate those

Alex Smith still couldn't hit an open man beyond 15 yards.

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whatis
Jun 6, 2012
make the pats play with overinflated balls in the superbowl imo

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