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ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Feels good man, gotta make sure the boys are comfortable.

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afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
lol womens dont understand what its like to have a center of gravity in your chest instead of your rear end.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
im way too bourgeoisie to touch the seats i kind of just hover and avoid contact with anything even the ground

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
just kidding ive never lived in a city where the people tunneled underground like rats or dwarves

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

afeelgoodpoop posted:

lol womens dont understand what its like to have a center of gravity in your chest instead of your rear end.


my centre of gravity is in my gunt

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Here, have a whiff of shellfish, should open your appetite.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Khanstant posted:

just kidding ive never lived in a city where the people tunneled underground like rats or dwarves

you can still manspread on the bus

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
i like doing it after the gym because my musk is very cheesy. i wonder why that is. why does it smell cheesy

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
i keep a bunch of bullshit in my passenger seat and sometimes make people just sit on it, is this acceptable manspreading or just general goblinery?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

de_dust posted:

i like doing it after the gym because my musk is very cheesy. i wonder why that is. why does it smell cheesy
must be all that ripe cheese I love cramming into your rear end in a top hat while you sleep. I don't know

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Smell my sweaty balls

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

That is loving bullshit, you patriarchal monster!

*puts shopping bags on my right, purse on my left*

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
all photos ive seen of this are on non crowded trains

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Just letting everyone know where my sphere of influence spreads.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
yea i only ever see spreaading over 3 seats when its not crowded so who cares

Khanstant posted:

im way too bourgeoisie to touch the seats i kind of just hover and avoid contact with anything even the ground

my train's seats have a shitton of feces/puke/who knows what else stained into a lot of them. plus i actually don't mind leaning against a wall and reading. bougie ownsss

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/06/us/06bcseats.html?pagewanted=all

(to be fair they've replaced a significant portion but they're still pretty gross)

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Literally doing this rn WIP (while I post)

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
is manspreading just a word for laying down like a human

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock posted:

is manspreading just a word for laying down like a human

Yes but only if you are in possession of a penis at the time.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Only three seats?

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010

Infotainment! posted:

Yes but only if you are in possession of a penis at the time.

i thought it was where you spread eagle like it's no ones business

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


only women can spread eagle.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010

hemophilia posted:

only women can spread eagle.

now i don't know what to think

Layzor
Nov 25, 2014
Is manspreading what goatse did?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Layzor posted:

Is manspreading what goatse did?

Uh no that's personspreading, thanks.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I was manspreading and my legs accidentally locked with the legs of a guy manspreading two seats down from me we are trapped!

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
manspreading is when i make a sandwich and put an outrageous amount of butter on the bread

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



RideTheSpiral posted:

manspreading is when i make a sandwich and put an outrageous amount of butter on the bread

this but cum and my face and unironically

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:

I was manspreading and my legs accidentally locked with the legs of a guy manspreading two seats down from me we are trapped!

what the heck! this is more serious of an activity then i thought

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Uatu The Lurker
Sep 14, 2003

I can say no more!
Already I have over stayed my time in this ephemeral sphere!

Relin posted:

all photos ive seen of this are on non crowded trains

all photos I've seen of the water contain no fish sharks whales or marine life of any type

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

women are basically feral beasts

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

doing that is how you got preggo in the first place slut

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH
Me irl

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

i always stand when using public transport, but i still spread my feet as wide apart as possible. By doing this i assert my male dominance, and i also get a good adductor stretch. i still cant do a full split, but im getting there. :)

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Can anyone find a picture of a man-spread that isn't occurring on a 75% empty bus/train/subway or that is cropped to make sure you can't tell all the other seats are empty?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Blistex posted:

Can anyone find a picture of a man-spread that isn't occurring on a 75% empty bus/train/subway or that is cropped to make sure you can't tell all the other seats are empty?

Here's a video I present to you with no opinion of my own:
http://mic.com/articles/107614/i-spread-my-legs-on-the-subway-to-prove-an-important-point


Gonna go take a relaxing spreadride on the city bus now!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Aesop Poprock posted:

what the heck! this is more serious of an activity then i thought

By the time the fire department arrived, four more men had gotten tangled up, as well as a baby carriage.

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Obese FYAD Reject posted:

Here's a video I present to you with no opinion of my own:
http://mic.com/articles/107614/i-spread-my-legs-on-the-subway-to-prove-an-important-point


Gonna go take a relaxing spreadride on the city bus now!

It's like a whole country filled with assholes. That poo poo would never fly here in rush hour.

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