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they really were just the reaction of an oppressed and invaded white christendom against the swarthy hordes of saracens and their mohamedism the crusades were a reaction to saracen colonialism really makes you think
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also there was that crusade where children joined up and all got sold into slavery lol
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Jan 21, 2015 09:59
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im pretty sure bohemund and all those norman dudes didnt really give a poo poo about all that stuff and were just thinking "cool, i can get my own kingdom out of this"
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Jan 21, 2015 10:03
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i liked the crusade where they got distracted on their way to the middle east and accidentally curbstomped constantinople
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Jan 21, 2015 10:04
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Lets answer the call of eastern Christianity by sacking its once-impenetrable citadel
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Jan 21, 2015 10:06
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de_dust posted:also there was that crusade where children joined up and all got sold into slavery lol If only they kept the same practice nowadays with the kids that go to those religious summer camps.
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paranoid randroid posted:im pretty sure bohemund and all those norman dudes didnt really give a poo poo about all that stuff and were just thinking "cool, i can get my own kingdom out of this" well yeah, do you think modern anti-colonialists really give a poo poo? they all tend to end up in nice mansions with nature preserves i can respect that for the same reason i can respect a crusader slicing through a bahometten pillager its just bad rear end
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Jan 21, 2015 10:06
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i mean did any dudes from spain participate in the crusades they were kinda at ground zero of islamic poo poo
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Jan 21, 2015 10:11
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Pretty sure the fact Spain exists means yes.
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Jan 21, 2015 10:12
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the reconquista the definition of a anti-colonialist insurgency people are still mad about it too lol
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de_dust posted:the reconquista the definition of a anti-colonialist insurgency yes but this was not the papal "lets go over to jerusalem and gently caress poo poo up" crusade rihgt
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Jan 21, 2015 10:14
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rather the christian iberians rising up
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im just saiyan if youre going to go around claiming to be striking a blow for christendom you should probably not renege on your solemn oath before god and the Roman Emperor Himself to return the lands rightfully belonging to Constantinople makes you look like kind of an opportunist dick mind u, cut a norman in half and u probably find "opportunist dick" written inside
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Jan 21, 2015 10:15
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bensnotacat posted:yes but this was not the papal "lets go over to jerusalem and gently caress poo poo up" crusade rihgt yes, but if you talk to a middle east history major they get really mad about it. because like the architecture man and i guess they treat jews nice. once paranoid randroid posted:im just saiyan if youre going to go around claiming to be striking a blow for christendom you should probably not renege on your solemn oath before god and the Roman Emperor Himself to return the lands rightfully belonging to Constantinople they were in the way and venice wanted their lumber
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Jan 21, 2015 10:17
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The best part was when both the Christians and Muslims got rear end hosed by Mongols later on.
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Jan 21, 2015 10:25
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Christendom sounds so Dutch
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The worst part was they did damage to your own party when you summoned them.
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i can forgive the venetians for the sack of constantinople because it was extremely metal. 95-year old blind man leading an amphibious assault on the walls 
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Jan 21, 2015 11:35
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XMNN posted:i can forgive the venetians for the sack of constantinople because it was extremely metal. 95-year old blind man leading an amphibious assault on the walls If they had kept their word instead of being greedy fucks we might still have a Roman Empire today 
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bensnotacat posted:rather the christian iberians rising up yes "rising up" in the same way that the moors "rose up" and conquered most of the peninsula earlier it was just a nother big long war
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Jan 21, 2015 16:00
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trigger warning: normans
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Jan 21, 2015 16:12
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How would u guys prove ur faith
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Jan 21, 2015 16:14
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XMNN posted:i can forgive the venetians for the sack of constantinople because it was extremely metal. 95-year old blind man leading an amphibious assault on the walls I do not venizia delenda est
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can someone make a response to this with a guy with a huge mustache and plaited hair talking about the romans?
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Jan 21, 2015 16:17
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yes those evil colonialist muslims savagely conquered the ancient spanish lands from the rightful owners the gothic speaking german visigoths from germany
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Jan 21, 2015 16:18
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my favorite crusade is the one that sent all those kids into slavery
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Jan 21, 2015 16:19
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i wonder if racists just sort of block out the crusades because it was the one time in history where brown people were better off than white people in every way, shape, and form. in the year 1100, a fat turkish man gets
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Jan 21, 2015 16:24
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dont pillage the heart of romanitas if u dont want to be remembered as a total oval office
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Jan 21, 2015 16:24
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My favorite thing about history is when gays try to say that every historically important person was gay or bi or some made up bullshit so then normal people will go hmm, maybe they aren't all pedophiles and mental cases
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all people are assholes thats why history is basically 90% assholes killing other assholes for no good reason
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Jan 21, 2015 16:27
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Ramsus posted:My favorite thing about history is when gays try to say that every historically important person was gay or bi or some made up bullshit so then normal people will go hmm, maybe they aren't all pedophiles and mental cases this was an important post and you are clearly repressing some homosexual feelings
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FYI the crusaders were fully justified as inheritors of the roman legacy who were merely regaining roman territories annexed by desert savages. Israel today as another roman inheritor and has much more of a right to the land than the non-roman palestinians. You see, Mars God of War gave the Romans and by extension western civilization their mission and destiny, which is complete dominion over the earth.
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de_dust posted:people are still mad about it too lol reminder that eastern europe is still butthurt from the mongol invasions since the only people left afterwards were the ones that hid, thus making everyone descendants of bitchmade fuckers
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i wanna play a game called "GBS or /pol/" where I pull random quotes and people guess where they came from
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RideTheSpiral posted:yes those evil colonialist muslims savagely conquered the ancient spanish lands from the rightful owners the gothic speaking german visigoths from germany  
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Spanish Manlove posted:i wanna play a game called "GBS or /pol/" where I pull random quotes and people guess where they came from that actually sounds like fun, though?
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