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logical phalluses posted:dating sucks but being married sounds like it would be way worse Depends if your wife does anal or not
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Jan 22, 2015 18:14
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Nutsngum posted:Depends if your wife does anal or not on you that is lol
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Jan 22, 2015 18:14
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it's a shame taht tumblr is already taken because that'd be a good name for it
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Jan 22, 2015 18:16
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logical phalluses posted:dating sucks but being married sounds like it would be way worse Sex on tap really assuming your relationship isn't crap. Also there's so much drama and poo poo around dating and married life is way more chill (for me at least).
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Jan 22, 2015 18:17
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Nuclearmonkee posted:Sex on tap really assuming your relationship isn't crap. Also there's so much drama and poo poo around dating and married life is way more chill (for me at least). High five butt plug buddy
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Jan 22, 2015 18:19
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Nutsngum posted:High five butt plug buddy Hey, sometimes you just want to put something up there. Nothing wrong with that. Perfectly natural.
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Jan 22, 2015 18:55
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logical phalluses posted:dating sucks but being married sounds like it would be way worse marriage has its own list of horseshit but at least, after a while, there's no more surprises and you pretty much know the other person and can read their moods and be supportive and eventually start collaborating on building a life together trust is a pain in the rear end but once you've established it you'll never want to go back to being single
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Jan 22, 2015 19:09
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5-HT posted:it's still a thing. girls who are looking for something "more serious" usually have both a tinder and an okcupid or match.com profile. tinder is basically a default go to app for now. At least in my area, many of them seem to be in their late 20s or 30s, and have children from a previous relationship. And are pretty much looking for a guy to be a step-parent and will scan your profile and see if you look like good husband material in 15 seconds. When I first joined OKCupid, which was...eight years ago?, it was mostly geek/hipster chicks and sometimes I would just strike up a conversation and chat. It was fun. Now, it is more women who are "more serious" and won't talk unless they can imagine a wedding in the next year. And I am like "well, sorry moderately-attractive 32 year old woman who has managed to have two children and get divorced by the age of 30, that I do not meet your stringent criteria".
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Jan 22, 2015 19:22
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matrix ripoff posted:marriage has its own list of horseshit but at least, after a while, there's no more surprises and you pretty much know the other person and can read their moods and be supportive and eventually start collaborating on building a life together It's amazing what happens in your life when 99% of your energy is not devoted to finding the next hole for you to cram your wiener into.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:32
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Wamdoodle posted:Hey, sometimes you just want to put something up there. Nothing wrong with that. Perfectly natural. *high fives your sigmoid colon
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Jan 22, 2015 19:34
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GORDON posted:It's amazing what happens in your life when 99% of your energy is not devoted to finding the next hole for you to cram your wiener into. you spend the time finding a hole to cram your weiner into in utmost secrecy
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Jan 22, 2015 19:38
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subhuman filth posted:you spend the time finding a hole to cram your weiner into in utmost secrecy Nutsngum posted:Depends if your wife does anal or not
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Jan 22, 2015 19:44
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logical phalluses posted:dating sucks but being married sounds like it would be way worse I have contractually obligated my best friend to stay with me forever, and it feels better than attending four- possibly five- Stanley Cups. People who don't intuitively know this to be proper conduct confuse me, because the universe put its finger into my brain and stirred just so, and now I can only understand relationships in the same terms as the noble prairie vole does.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:58
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subhuman filth posted:you spend the time finding a hole to cram your weiner into in utmost secrecy *waddles outside with magnifying glass* secret weiner hole, where are you
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