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I wish to meet a 10,000 year old female soul in the body of a 5 year old girl wearing a Japanese schoolgirl outfit. ...for...Science...
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i wish for something unexpected that will leave me pleased with the outcome
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Jan 21, 2015 22:51
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:I wish everyone in this thread knew how to use the subjunctive mood. You wish you were, people. Condition contrary to fact! I wish you had eat me, nerd.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:53
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:I wish everyone in this thread knew how to use the subjunctive mood. You wish you were, people. Condition contrary to fact! I wish I could get Hieronymous Alloy in the mood if you know what I mean 
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Jan 21, 2015 22:53
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i wish i had all of wolverine's super powers, and his haircut
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Jan 21, 2015 22:54
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I wish I was never born.
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Jan 21, 2015 23:16
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holy poo poo... they're standing in vodka
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Jan 21, 2015 23:21
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Genie, make me a turkey sandwich please.
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Jan 21, 2015 23:24
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Wish for a solid gold head
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Jan 21, 2015 23:56
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I wish for either something to happen, or nothing to happen.
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Jan 21, 2015 23:58
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Colonel J posted:I wish for either something to happen, or nothing to happen. Nothings happens i.e. the universe ceases to exist. good jobn jerk
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Jan 22, 2015 00:01
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I guess I would make like an awesome genie heh 
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Jan 22, 2015 00:02
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I wish charles bronson was still alive and making death wish movies
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Jan 22, 2015 00:08
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Momohime Katsumi posted:Nothings happens i.e. the universe ceases to exist. good jobn jerk I'm satsfied
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Jan 22, 2015 00:11
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i wish paul mccartney died instead of peter steele
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Jan 22, 2015 00:12
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Give me a boner.
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Jan 22, 2015 00:26
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I wish for a giant orange head
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Jan 22, 2015 00:28
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I wish to manifest, in real life, the powers attributed to the fictional race known as Viltrumites from the comic book series Invincible.
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Jan 22, 2015 00:32
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i wish applewhite wasn't such a nerd lol
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Jan 22, 2015 00:39
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social vegan posted:i wish applewhite wasn't such a nerd lol 
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Jan 22, 2015 00:39
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guess i'll be the lovely temp agency substitute genieDizz posted:I wish I was never born. Zazamoot posted:Genie, make me a turkey sandwich please. Nigmaetcetera posted:I wish for a giant orange head Bum the Sad posted:Give me a boner. Applewhite posted:I wish to manifest, in real life, the powers attributed to the fictional race known as Viltrumites from the comic book series Invincible.
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Jan 22, 2015 00:41
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I wish there was a better genie...
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Jan 22, 2015 00:43
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The ability to fly, the ability to control my flying, immunity to physical trauma
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Jan 22, 2015 00:45
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I wish you'd stop being a jerk genie and let us have one multi billionaire financed life of coke fuelled hooker orgies where we enjoy the finest luxuries and the most exquisite experiences that this life has to offer? Whaddya say buddy?
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Jan 22, 2015 00:54
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itsgotmetoo posted:I wish there was a better genie... Fartmaster posted:The ability to fly, the ability to control my flying, immunity to physical trauma 
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Jan 22, 2015 01:00
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 Wow, poo poo. I just read the last page. Nevermind, I'll get my own cheeseburger.
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Jan 22, 2015 01:06
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I wish genies weren't giant dicks.
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Jan 22, 2015 01:26
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I wish for a magical cape that lets me fly but also is lightly-scented so when I fly around I am like a super febreeze dude
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Jan 22, 2015 01:28
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Not A Bear posted:I wish you'd stop being a jerk genie and let us have one multi billionaire financed life of coke fuelled hooker orgies where we enjoy the finest luxuries and the most exquisite experiences that this life has to offer?  Buddha. posted:I wish for a magical cape that lets me fly but also is lightly-scented so when I fly around I am like a super febreeze dude 
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Jan 22, 2015 01:36
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You jerk
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Jan 22, 2015 02:03
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gently caress I wonder if they'll imprison me for being a flight risk
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Jan 22, 2015 02:20
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I wish for ten million dollars* *Ten million dollars, henceforth known as MONETARY WISH-AWARD to be paid in discreet monthly sums, where "discreet" is defined as "substantive yet within the bounds of common sense and law, as it pertains to [CURRENT MUNICIPALITY]". Monetary wish-award is to be accompanied by verifiable documentation, for tax purposes. Source of monetary wish-award may not be from one of the following sources - fraud or any illegal activity, human catastrophe, loss of significant personal acquaintance or family, international incident, collapse of society, critical injury to any parties involved in the monetary wish-award agreement, death of any of the parties involved in the monetary wish-award agreement, or any other negative happenstances. Recipient of wish-award is additionally exempt from statistical tendencies towards suicide or self-harm demonstrated by other recipients of large cash awards. The undersigned genie acknowledges the above terms and recognizes that any violation of the above terms will result in refunding the wish with no expectation of compensation. paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jan 22, 2015 |
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Jan 22, 2015 02:42
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paranoid randroid posted:I wish for ten million dollars* 
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Jan 22, 2015 02:52
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lol owned
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Jan 22, 2015 02:53
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lol
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Jan 22, 2015 02:54
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gently caress i was literally going to post "haha you get 10 million zimbabwe dollars" great genies think alike
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Jan 22, 2015 02:54
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gently caress
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Jan 22, 2015 02:54
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i wish, to eat rear end- forever
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Jan 22, 2015 02:55
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youre getting a terrible genie-yelp review
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:i wish, to eat rear end- forever you get sewn up into human centipede and become gangrenous and die
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