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I wish to be awarded a solid 24k gold apple (the size of a normal apple) as a prize in a fair, legal contest whose outcome causes no hard feelings between anyone involved.
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I wish bob dole won the presidential race.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:02
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TOILETLORD posted:I wish bob dole won the presidential race. He did but it was a literal race as in a footrace w/ the President.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:04
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I wish I had a pet animorph that loved me and would never want to hurt me and would do whatever I say
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Jan 22, 2015 19:09
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i wish genie had to just eat his own genie poo poo nonstop
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Momplestiltskin posted:I wish I had a pet animorph that loved me and would never want to hurt me and would do whatever I say It's Tobias tho.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:12
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Momohime Katsumi posted:you are sent to an alternate timeline in which your wish was not granted, but dinosaurs roam the earth.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:16
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I wish for the redneck dude from Deliverance to rape the genie for the rest of eternity
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SHISHKABOB posted:I wish I was dead. you have a heart attack in the middle of a crowd of emts. you are clinically dead for 2 minutes before their chest compressions start your heart up again.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:25
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:you have a heart attack in the middle of a crowd of emts. you are clinically dead for 2 minutes before their chest compressions start your heart up again. Read this as "Ents" at first.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:32
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oh my god he didn't even say "i wish," he loopholed you motherfucker
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Jan 22, 2015 19:38
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I wish OP Genie would post a humiliating rejoinder on why my wish would fail and/or backfire on me.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:38
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Applewhite posted:I wish to be awarded a solid 24k gold apple (the size of a normal apple) as a prize in a fair, legal contest whose outcome causes no hard feelings between anyone involved. 
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Jan 22, 2015 19:44
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TOILETLORD posted:i wish genie had to just eat his own genie poo poo nonstop genies dont poo poo, chessmate
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Jan 22, 2015 19:45
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The White Dragon posted:oh my god he didn't even say "i wish," he loopholed you motherfucker hes a turkey sadnwhich so i am okay w/ it
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Jan 22, 2015 19:46
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Smash it Smash hit posted:genies dont poo poo, chessmate i wish genies poo poo, then use my next wish to wish they had to eat their own poo poo.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:47
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That's actually a net gain in people who think I'm great so... bonus? Thanks, Genie!
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Jan 22, 2015 19:48
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Applewhite posted:That's actually a net gain in people who think I'm great so... bonus? not net gain cuz all your family and firends now think you are a total racist so prob like the 30 people who participated think youre great at being a racist but everyone else thinks youre a turd edit: nvm prob dont have friends so yeah like i guess its a plus for you Smash it Smash hit fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jan 22, 2015 |
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Jan 22, 2015 19:57
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TOILETLORD posted:i wish genies poo poo, then use my next wish to wish they had to eat their own poo poo. 
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Jan 22, 2015 19:59
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genie dies of diabetes
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Jan 22, 2015 20:00
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TOILETLORD posted:genie dies of diabetes genie resistance to sugar +6
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Smash it Smash hit posted:genie resistance to sugar +6 so you already had diabetes
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Jan 22, 2015 20:02
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btw thx amateur sabatour or w/e your name is for doing the genie thing too :] they were neat for sure
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Smash it Smash hit posted:not net gain cuz all your family and firends now think you are a total racist so prob like the 30 people who participated think youre great at being a racist but everyone else thinks youre a turd Also I dunno what you're talking about; racists always have friends wherever they go. It's one of life's many injustices. Unless... unless the genie also destroyed racism worldwide except for 30 people?
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Jan 22, 2015 20:08
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Applewhite posted:Also I dunno what you're talking about; racists always have friends wherever they go. It's one of life's many injustices. it'd be like youre literally hitler and you try to go to a movie or something and everyone knows you are literally hitler does this help?
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Smash it Smash hit posted:btw thx amateur sabatour or w/e your name is for doing the genie thing too :] they were neat for sure irony is a cool mistress 
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Jan 22, 2015 20:18
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Smash it Smash hit posted:it'd be like youre literally hitler and you try to go to a movie or something and everyone knows you are literally hitler Hitler had a private theater. Also, since I'm literally Hitler I choose to prevent the Holocaust and instead soften the Nazi party through gradual changes toward compassion and understanding, eventually ushering in a new golden age of enlightenment and prosperity that spreads across the globe.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:20
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Applewhite posted:Hitler had a private theater. okay yeah sure you win
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Jan 22, 2015 20:22
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I wish hitlers dog never died
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Jan 22, 2015 20:23
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Smash it Smash hit posted:okay yeah sure you win Haha, awesome! Now I'm ready to take on a real genie.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:23
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unfortunately, genie didn't take into account the twisted wish part and it has the same nutritional value and flavor of poo poo
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Jan 22, 2015 20:29
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The White Dragon posted:unfortunately, genie didn't take into account the twisted wish part and it has the same nutritional value and flavor of poo poo but it looks so nice tho :]
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Jan 22, 2015 20:31
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I wish for the ability to grant the genie one wish of his/her choosing.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:32
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TOILETLORD posted:I wish hitlers dog never died 
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Jan 22, 2015 20:32
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BossRighteous posted:I wish for the ability to grant the genie one wish of his/her choosing. Granted but you lose all talent for ironic twists.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:32
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Man things keep getting better and better for me.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:33
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BossRighteous posted:I wish for the ability to grant the genie one wish of his/her choosing. 
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Jan 22, 2015 20:35
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I wish for a magical pot that fills with delicious oatmeal when stirred with the included magic spoon.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:49
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I wish that nothing that I personally define as 'bad' will ever happen to me.
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genie its over now i wish that you've never made this thread 
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