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TOILETLORD posted:where i live the prisons are so over crowded the supreme court ordered the state to reduce it's prison population, if you stink and didn't commit a murder they ignore you, after they beat you up. Nice! Thanks for the tip re: pissing and making GBS threads myself.
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for reference he initially posted a video of i think league of legends of something
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Powercrazy posted:Nice! Thanks for the tip re: pissing and making GBS threads myself. it made some crimes like carjackings go up 300% in LA
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wouldnt it be the height of comedy if the op was probed itt for no reason
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gggiiimmmppp posted:wouldnt it be the height of comedy if the op was probed itt for no reason no that would be another demonstration of systemic mod brutality aganist free posters on the net such as myself
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dumbasses. You should always just do what the cops say and make sure you volunteer all pertinent information about your activities. They'll go easy on you if they think you're trying to make life easier for them. The innocent have nothing to fear.
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I'm white so all the cops exits for is to opress the minorities like black, Mexican, or brown
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Don't tase me bro
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I feel like cops just get pissed when you ask this, detain you just for asking.
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Powercrazy posted:This is me dealing with the cops. This movie had good sound.
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be careful this guy's got hands and pockets a deadly combo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2nUdpY_Utg
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No, you are being contained. Get in this jar.
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the face of a man who needs some quality stick time
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LongDarkNight posted:the face of a man who needs some quality stick time you wouldn't be saying that if he was black, you loving sniveling hypocrite.
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:you wouldn't be saying that if he was black, you loving sniveling hypocrite. if he was black it wouldn't need to be said.
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I've heard it's best to treat cops like possibly mad dogs. So when I interact with police, I find it easiest to not make direct eye contact, let them approach on their own. Then I let them sniff my hand while I speak in a calm, soft voice before I lead them behind the barn and tearily blow their brains out with a shotgun.
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Close your thread! Close it! Get on the ground now!
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cops love rear end play and will react favorably if u attempt to eat their rear end
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cops teeth fall out all the time but they are always growing new rows of teeth to replace them if a cop attacks u its probably because u look like a seal
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I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN YOUR LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO M..... *violently convulses on ground from tazer shocks*
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Retail Slave posted:I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN YOUR LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO M..... look dude when they say "laws" they mean "laws of the state of <residence>," not "laws of physics"
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I'm a freemod on the thread AMA
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LongDarkNight posted:does the carpet match the fringe? changes color based on mood
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:GBS is weird. the truth is in the middle
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Broenheim posted:the truth is in the middle ther's more in the middle of a gbs muffin than the bs in the middle of the muffin
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gnarlyhotep posted:ther's more in the middle of a gbs muffin than the bs in the middle of the muffin Ooo, like one of those molten lava cakes because those are extremely my poo poo!
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if u catch a cop out on night patrol during a full moon u may be lucky even to watch it give live birth through it's 2nd vag (1st one is full of extra shotguns)
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If a cop does a tap dance, and you voluntarily stay to watch, does that count as time being detained?
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Hobohemian posted:If a cop does a tap dance, and you voluntarily stay to watch, does that count as time being detained? Entertained, detained. Potato, patato
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a cop cant see you if you stand still, they only see motion
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you irl posted:a cop cant see you if you stand still, they only see motion unless your black, then they find you by shooting
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Frog Act posted:excuse me officer, but am i being detained? are you detaining me? my name isn't in letters on my license it doesn't count i read that cracked article too u oval office
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Orkin Mang posted:i read that cracked article too u oval office i dont read cracked they're a masonic site
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I want to wear a t-shirt that reads "I DO NO CONSENT TO A STRIP SEARCH" over a large tattoo that reads "JUST TO BE CLEAR, I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS SEARCH".
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*opens cracked article* *skips first paragraph longss metaphor* *expires of gastric shame*
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