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Jan 21, 2015 23:17
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Just lay down and die from it. It's for the best when you really think about it; for both our sakes.
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Jan 21, 2015 23:18
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yeah i'm afraid that leg's going to have to come off. you don't use it much, do you?
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Jan 21, 2015 23:18
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cut it open take the eggs out cook the eggs eat the eggs
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Jan 21, 2015 23:19
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suicide before that spider gets a big head about his K:D ratio
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Jan 21, 2015 23:19
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warp a puprle sweater on you head and lie down in an alleyway
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Jan 21, 2015 23:20
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Cubone posted:cut it open take the eggs out cook the eggs eat the eggs they can do that? they've put something, eggs inside of me?
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Jan 21, 2015 23:20
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Rajjoble posted:warp a puprle sweater on you head and lie down in an alleyway I can't help but think of the correlation between the two
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Jan 21, 2015 23:21
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fight crime
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Jan 21, 2015 23:22
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suck, keep sucking get a job sucking retire at 69
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Jan 21, 2015 23:23
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i have a live and let live policy towards spiders but it gets weird when there are cobwebs over your bed and you occasionally wake up with a bite so they went off to live inside my vacuum cleaner
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Jan 21, 2015 23:23
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mookface posted:they can do that? they've put something, eggs inside of me? you;re going to be a mommy
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Jan 21, 2015 23:23
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maybe I'll go to the hospital this is out of control
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Jan 21, 2015 23:25
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if canada > then yes if usa > go left
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Jan 21, 2015 23:26
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mookface posted:maybe I'll go to the hospital this is out of control
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Jan 21, 2015 23:28
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you joke, op, but those things can get real nasty real fast. we're talkin full-on spreading flesh rot within 12 hours or so, in the bad cases.
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Jan 21, 2015 23:30
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i knew a guy who got bit by a spider once - peter somebody. worked out ok for him from what i understand
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Jan 21, 2015 23:31
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get someone to suck your dick OP
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Jan 21, 2015 23:33
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My dates bite but unlikely in your case
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Jan 21, 2015 23:35
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the lump on my ankle has swollen to the size of an egg
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Jan 21, 2015 23:37
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mookface posted:
if ur allergic to spiders take a benadryl and another in like 12 hours and that way it will only gently caress your whole goddamn life up for 2 and a half weeks rather than 3-4 months source: experience(s) e: if your not allergic i dunno dude just man the gently caress up and live with it you punk bitch
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Jan 21, 2015 23:38
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Can we get a pic update, op? I want to document the slow fall into a fevered psychotic state.
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Jan 21, 2015 23:38
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mookface posted:
post in the future dead goons thread
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Jan 21, 2015 23:38
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this thread made me feel ill, probs worse than the goon who set himself on fire
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Jan 21, 2015 23:41
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this gives me an idea for next year's secret santa
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Jan 21, 2015 23:43
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Yet another preventable fatality owed to the reckless use of ankle socks. rip op
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Jan 21, 2015 23:45
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Rethink your egregious use of NWS you drat junkie. Get off the needless
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Jan 21, 2015 23:48
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spider bite? more like biter spite, op
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Jan 21, 2015 23:49
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stop sleeping with spiders op
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Jan 21, 2015 23:51
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Depends on the spider OP. You could be at the risk of dying, or you might just be in pain for awhile. But I think the question to ask right now is how a spider that can make that kind of bite got into your house.
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Helpimscared posted:Depends on the spider OP. You could be at the risk of dying, or you might just be in pain for awhile. But I think the question to ask right now is how a spider that can make that kind of bite got into your house. I'm not in my house that's part of the problem
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Jan 21, 2015 23:57
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Are you in the spider's house? You were looking for trouble weren't you?
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Jan 21, 2015 23:58
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I'm thinking about maybe living in a van and it will be one of my first questions to the owner. Is this van spiderproof
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Jan 21, 2015 23:58
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mookface posted:I'm thinking about maybe living in a van and it will be one of my first questions to the owner. Is this van spiderproof http://consumerist.com/2014/04/08/oh-good-more-mazda-vehicles-infested-with-spiders/
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The Mad Archivist posted:http://consumerist.com/2014/04/08/oh-good-more-mazda-vehicles-infested-with-spiders/ this is crazy because I am a mazda owner and I will be trading it in for a van. Maybe Japanese cars are to blame
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