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Cender posted:*on the intercom* Ma'am, can you please not smoke next to the TWENTY THOUSAND GALLONS OF EXPLOSIVES PLEASE? Its apparently a chain here, and I guess its a pasttime of everyone to act like they have no idea why thats hilarious. Theres also LoafNJug. True loving story. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Wek1VIfjA
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Jan 22, 2015 20:05
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*nudges your shoulder and whispers* more like pumpin' rear end hah ah ha hoooo yup hm so
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Jan 22, 2015 20:05
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* no one talks because this san diego and it'd not considered acceptable to talk to strangers*
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Jan 22, 2015 20:06
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*throws coffee at station attendant* NICE -JOB-, rear end in a top hat *peels out of parking lot*
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Jan 22, 2015 20:09
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*yeah, can I get a Hustler and a Barely Legal, please?"
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Jan 22, 2015 20:20
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Johnny Aztec posted:*yeah, can I get a Hustler and a Barely Legal, please?" *hey gimme jugs, and uh a people*
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Jan 22, 2015 20:21
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*buys 80 ounces of malt liquor and casually pisses on the ice machine out back*
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Jan 22, 2015 21:29
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:Its apparently a chain here, and I guess its a pasttime of everyone to act like they have no idea why thats hilarious. I used to work at Kum'n'Go. Turns out people don't care if you turn the price to $6.66, they'll still drive their hummers up and top off.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:32
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*buys metrx bar and some juice* "Just this. I paid at the pump. Thank you."
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Jan 22, 2015 21:50
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*gets key to the bathroom, drives off never to be seen again*
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Jan 22, 2015 21:56
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touch my penis
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Jan 22, 2015 22:03
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*waits impatiently because some jackass is getting regular gas at the only diesel pump I can get to, even though the other 9 pumps are all loving vacant* *slowly creeps up until I'm 2 inches from his bumper to let him know I mean business*
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