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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > ITT: We are in line at the gas station
 
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Cender
Sep 24, 2004

 *on the intercom* Ma'am, can you please not smoke next to the TWENTY THOUSAND GALLONS OF EXPLOSIVES PLEASE?

and

Kum'n'go? More like Ejaculate and Evacuate.

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Cender
Sep 24, 2004

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

Its apparently a chain here, and I guess its a pasttime of everyone to act like they have no idea why thats hilarious.

Theres also LoafNJug. True loving story.

:synpa:

I used to work at Kum'n'Go. Turns out people don't care if you turn the price to $6.66, they'll still drive their hummers up and top off.

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