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Only 3 Inches and under in this thread. This is a safe place for us all to feel better about our "manhood" My penis is so small... "How small is it?" I post on Republican forums. I've actually completed a Mensa Application. I own THREE HumVees. I own a Racing Airplane. I frequently make up for it's size with my net worth. Post your own.
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I don't want to post my penis but it is 6.2 inches. That is all.
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Jan 22, 2015 06:01
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Jan 22, 2015 06:01
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That's the stuff I'm talking about 
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Jan 22, 2015 06:02
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"Let them laugh now, for soon... they will create BIGGER Goons with SMALLER penises!!!!" "Until one day a Goon will be created with a PENIS so SMALL that it SHALL DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!" MUA HA Ha HA HA!!!!!!!
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Jan 22, 2015 06:06
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People on this board are scared of admitting the truth. Just get it over with. We all know you have a tiny dick. Just let it out, you'll feel better.
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Jan 22, 2015 06:12
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I have a large penis.
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Jan 22, 2015 06:14
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fakeaccount posted:I have a large penis. yes forums user "FakeAccount" I believe you have a large, massive penis that is pleasing to females of all varieties. Do you also drive a Porsche?
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Jan 22, 2015 06:15
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i have a large penis but im also an alcoholic and im failing my doctorate
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Jan 22, 2015 06:32
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Orkin Mang posted:i have a large penis but im also an alcoholic and im failing my doctorate same, but i have a small penis, i'm not an alcoholic, and i'm passing my chemical engineering classes
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Jan 22, 2015 06:46
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Just checking in I drive a corolla to make people think I'm not insecure
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Jan 22, 2015 06:47
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corolla?barely knew her *spills visual cortex on toilet basin*
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Jan 22, 2015 06:48
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*leans over to car dealership salesman* So...where can I buy those really LOUD tailpipes?
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Jan 22, 2015 06:48
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Well if you do the math, you can see that the Excursion is really a lot of car per dollar.
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Jan 22, 2015 06:50
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 and literally anything in dubai
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Jan 22, 2015 06:54
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Finally a thread for me.
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Jan 22, 2015 06:56
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Deathface posted:Finally a thread for me. drat dude no one else was serious posting. But seriously, sorry about your dinged up little donger.
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Jan 22, 2015 07:03
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What if the fucker with the loud Ferrari also happens to have a large dick? What the hell do we do at that point???
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Jan 22, 2015 07:07
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it's a small useless thing made worse by the fact I'm fat and fat engulfs penises BUT at leats I don't dip it in boiling oil and call myself amazing
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Kritzkrieg Kop posted:What if the fucker with the loud Ferrari also happens to have a large dick? What the hell do we do at that point???  Or kill the fucker and take his car, to assert your large penis.
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Jan 22, 2015 07:14
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I'm a 45 yo virgin Wizard with an inverted dick, OP.
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Jan 22, 2015 07:16
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gay sewer monster posted:I'm a 45 yo virgin Wizard with an inverted dick, OP. What is thy bidding, my master? _/ 
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Jan 22, 2015 07:19
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i actually have tiny penis threads its called genital fibrosis and it is very painful
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Jan 22, 2015 07:22
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What's all of the advantages to being in the illustrious micro penis club? Must be some kind of matrix out there of all the glorious pros to such a condition. I can think of a few -Would be great at parties. Just whip it out and make everyone laugh (guaranteed to be office party cut up) -No worries about it dangling into any toilet bowls -No awkward public moments of arousal not sure what else. given all of our vast experience with this condition I'm sure people can add to the list.
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Jan 22, 2015 07:25
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Ron Jeremy was going to show me how to double my penis size in 15 minutes, but just before he told me the secret, my computer got a virus!
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Jan 22, 2015 07:25
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Kuato posted:-No awkward public moments of arousal my penis doesn't go straight up and get noticeable when i get a boner. please be considerate.
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Jan 22, 2015 07:28
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A complete lack of any ego, beyond that of gaining wealth and power. Let the 5+ inchers procreate, we will control their jobs and livelihoods. Let's see if their women love them once we crush them under the weight of our enormous bank accounts!
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Jan 22, 2015 07:28
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ChrisHansen posted:Ron Jeremy was going to show me how to double my penis size in 15 minutes, but just before he told me the secret, my computer got a virus! this is why you dont let ron jeremy into your computer
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Jan 22, 2015 08:20
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Do you have this tiny penis up your rear end?
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Jan 22, 2015 08:22
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asian krew runs this thread!
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Jan 22, 2015 09:12
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Hello I am a respectable 3.3 inches but I identify as an Incel, may I post here?
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Jan 22, 2015 09:24
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my dick is magnififence itself
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Jan 22, 2015 09:24
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I guess a clitoris is sort of like a tiny penis, except with loads more nerve endings 
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Jan 22, 2015 09:29
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I think I'm of average size, but was diagnosed with dickie-do syndrome a few years ago. Please do not poke fun at this serious affliction.
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Jan 22, 2015 09:33
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by the way to post in thread you can't be a grower not a shower. your dick is withered and dead
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Jan 22, 2015 09:37
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micro peen
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8-D
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Jan 22, 2015 09:53
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This is very unsettling.
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Jan 22, 2015 09:56
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VendaGoat posted:Only 3 Inches and under in this thread. This is a safe place for us all to feel better about our "manhood" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qsgBF7ZIsk
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You'd figure at this point there would be a way to make your schlong bigger. Women get to enlarge their breasts. We just have a surgery that can make your dick look like Frankendick.
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