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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



my second one is small i guess maybe if it'll help

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zegs
Aug 21, 2008

Too zegs to live
Too zegs to die
Too zegsy for this shirt
Too zegs to exist
ive been told its handsome i dno if that makes me in this thread or not


p sure its the ladder at this point

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
Can't even get a good grip on mine to jerk off.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I have an exceedingly average penis. :smug:

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
mines not tiny but it points in a weird direction

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



"backwards into your body" is not an officially recognized direction

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Am I allowed to post here if my dick is average size but the weeping sores on it are small?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




"It's nice..."

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

love to use my tiny chode as a bottle cork

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I was swimming in cold water and when I came out the foreskin had closed around the head completely. I am circumcised. Freaked me the gently caress out.

A Jupiter
Apr 25, 2010

ironically posting in this thread

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
my bean is Chyna-sized

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

I'm a 40yo executive driving an audi. But pee in the cubicle in the locker room because of my tiny baby todger

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

A Jupiter posted:

ironically posting in this thread

hosed up if true

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
If you have a tiny penis thread clip it don't pull it or you'll unravel the whole thing.

TunaSled
Jun 4, 2003

We measure from the taint right? I'm good

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
Trap sprung on all posters ITT.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Sounds like your the one that's sprung with all the weenis chat, sir bacanator

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Francis Baconator posted:

Trap sprung on all posters ITT.

frsancis...waitinator

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

my cock is like a baby badger only smaller

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I drive one of these


my wallet gives ladies orgasms :smugbert:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i actually have a big dick. not huge, but big and nice.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Any man that brags about the size of his dilz, well, you know what it means.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
his dick is mangifico

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

his dick is mangifico

What magnification?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

What magnification?

Pi

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

You Are Square.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
were arguing in circles

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
From a brief google search, it seems an adult gorilla's penis size is 1.5 inches or so, and a chimp's is 3 inches, they (over) compensate by having extraordinary strength though.

Is it safe to assume most of these body builders and pro wrestlier looking dudes easily belong in the club?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
^^^^ I Don't make a habit out of measuring primates dongs :dong:

Orkin Mang posted:

were arguing in circles

You area-n't kidding

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

You area-n't kidding

*dissolves*

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
My left penis is 3.1 inches, can I still post here?

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

krampster2 easily claims the 72nd post

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
shutup krampster

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

and the 74th

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Is it chill to post if ur pene is just s bit small?

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
Just remeber folks: "If a girl says it's a good size it usually means it's small." - Brenda

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
*strategically grooms pubic hairs to create a depth of field illusion*

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i have a small dick. multiple small dicks, actually. it pretty much looks like a squid down there, including an incredibly sharp beak i use to tear medium sized fish into smaller digestible chunks

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lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

I tell everyone irl about my ridiculously miniscule willy

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