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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*


Hey SA Goons, I'm looking to raise $1,000,00 to start a brand-new crowdfunding site, one thats better and more good than Kickstarter or indie go gp. I call it Funding4Goons, the only Goon-only crowdfunding site for goons (like us). itll be better than other crowdfunding sites, because of all features:

-goons projects
-goons donate
-pledge tiers and rewards (ONLY GOOD ONES!!!!!!)

i havent started coding the sight yet, but im in talks with a web hoster and some server guys, and they said it sounds like a good idea and I should do it. anyway, here's how it works:

-sign up using your SA account info. it will take a few hours or a day to verify your information and you can log into the sight (we have to make sure your a goob)
-create yuor PROJECt! !! it can have any goal, even a hundred dollars or more!!!
-your info is secure, its stored on my personal HDD with 256-bit, 8-pass rot13 encryption and a bandpass filter

its been my dream alswas to own a crowdfuand sitw, so please doneight at least 100 or your a cheap basterd

Pledge tiers:

$5- Cheap Bastard Tier:
thanks but no thanks, this isnt enough to start a websithg idiot

$20- Better than the last one,m you get to beta test the shite i gues:
you can beta tesy the sity after it opens for business

$50- Get an OUYA:
Youget my personal Ouya. limit 1/1

$100- Now Your Talkin:
Become an Official Backer and you can send me a PM on SA (if you have plat)

$500- Low Founder:
get "funder" stattis and you get a 30 second skype call with me, where ill do anything even eat a hamburger, for your enjoyment

$10,000- Moderator:
get mod status on GoonFund4Goons, you can ban people and stuff, plus i'll let you play steam games with me or steam chat (must provide own gams)

so please pledge here, show your support by posting "PLEDGED" and how much, after 30 days i will pm everyone who pledged and ask for their payment

Edit:l

Noyemi K fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Jan 22, 2015

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

That's either 100k or 1k if you type it out like the euros

Either way I'll pitch in a hot dog man's christmas worth of pledges

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
every dong helps

but try to ndotane in real dollars like yen, or pounds, or dollars, or lira

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
I've always wanted to hear someone eat a hamburger over skype, here is a wheelbarrow full of money

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
added the cost brakedown for you guys

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
well op, tshis post clearly shows you've put a lot of effort into you're work. here's $1,000,000 bucks

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I was on the fence before and was only going to give a few hundos, but that pizza chart put me over the edge

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
ewhat piza chart, thats a line graphf

don't you see the lines?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Noyemi K posted:

ewhat piza chart, thats a line graphf

don't you see the lines?

All I see is sauce and pepperoni shaped cheese discs.... my favorite kind of pizza.

Uli would be proud

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ill pass on a millione bucks in good vibrations

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
oh yeah now you mention it, it does look a lot like the pizza I had for dinner

here's another chart of the average goon5funder project:

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
Haha.. Didn't get it at first but now I do and I'm lmaoing!!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op please post the frog somewhere to get the goon money

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
This guy is way more organized and together than I gave him credit for

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
heres one of the screenshots from the tower defens game



Lion Shead Studios is still working hard !!!!!

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
hmm i might throw in a few bucks for this, i have this cool idea for a steampunk sriracha iphone accessory tabletop indie retro game, i think goons would really dig it

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
new strech gole:

1,00: goon photoshoot !

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

If at any point I feel unsatisfied with my backer rewards, can I claim to have sold them on Reddit for a massive mark up?

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Noyemi K posted:



Hey SA Goons, I'm looking to raise $1,000,00 to start a brand-new crowdfunding site, one thats better and more good than Kickstarter or indie go gp. I call it Funding4Goons, the only Goon-only crowdfunding site for goons (like us). itll be better than other crowdfunding sites, because of all features:

-goons projects
-goons donate
-pledge tiers and rewards (ONLY GOOD ONES!!!!!!)

i havent started coding the sight yet, but im in talks with a web hoster and some server guys, and they said it sounds like a good idea and I should do it. anyway, here's how it works:

-sign up using your SA account info. it will take a few hours or a day to verify your information and you can log into the sight (we have to make sure your a goob)
-create yuor PROJECt! !! it can have any goal, even a hundred dollars or more!!!
-your info is secure, its stored on my personal HDD with 256-bit, 8-pass rot13 encryption and a bandpass filter

its been my dream alswas to own a crowdfuand sitw, so please doneight at least 100 or your a cheap basterd

Pledge tiers:

$5- Cheap Bastard Tier:
thanks but no thanks, this isnt enough to start a websithg idiot

$20- Better than the last one,m you get to beta test the shite i gues:
you can beta tesy the sity after it opens for business

$50- Get an OUYA:
Youget my personal Ouya. limit 1/1

$100- Now Your Talkin:
Become an Official Backer and you can send me a PM on SA (if you have plat)

$500- Low Founder:
get "funder" stattis and you get a 30 second skype call with me, where ill do anything even eat a hamburger, for your enjoyment

$10,000- Moderator:
get mod status on GoonFund4Goons, you can ban people and stuff, plus i'll let you play steam games with me or steam chat (must provide own gams)

so please pledge here, show your support by posting "PLEDGED" and how much, after 30 days i will pm everyone who pledged and ask for their payment

Edit:l



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLA0vB9LCTM

snodig
Oct 5, 2014
I am interested in the moderator tier.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Fumble posted:

If at any point I feel unsatisfied with my backer rewards, can I claim to have sold them on Reddit for a massive mark up?

all rewards are transferable but only at a massive markup

snodig posted:

I am interested in the moderator tier.

if a mod from SA joins goodnfunded you can ban them if your a modder

but you cant ban low tacks

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Bk7EKLaus

snodig
Oct 5, 2014

Noyemi K posted:

all rewards are transferable but only at a massive markup


if a mod from SA joins goodnfunded you can ban them if your a modder

but you cant ban low tacks

I want to be a moderator because I want to help the site grow and I want to play video games with someone because I'm lonely.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

snodig posted:

I want to be a moderator because I want to help the site grow and I want to play video games with someone because I'm lonely.

maybe you can kicksyart your goal of being guonfond monitor

snodig
Oct 5, 2014
I'll do anything.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
hmmm could you pledge me a cheese pizza from dominos

snodig
Oct 5, 2014
Yes if you will be my friend.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
i will be you're friend but i kinda need that pizza right now dude

snodig
Oct 5, 2014
I'll make a homemade pizza and you can come over to my place??

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
do you live in the dallas ft worth houston los angeles area/

snodig
Oct 5, 2014
Yes.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
cool, ok you can be mod of the GBS funding portal

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I have some projects to put up on Goonfund when it goes live (you can't have a crowdfund website with no projects).

Applewhite's Goonfund projects:

A webcomic miniseries about a woman who grows to giant size whenever she is aroused.
Goal: $5,000
Backers get: personalized art drawn by me.
Top tier backers get: personalized art drawn by someone who is really good at drawing

A car whose entire purpose is to get wrecked up.
Goal: $150,000 (Got my eye on a Maserati GT)
Backers get: to come over to the lot where I keep the car and wail on it with a baseball bat
Top tier backers get: to shoot the car with my 12 gauge

A video game where the protagonist is a trans POC. It's exactly like every other video game, only the player sprite is black and also in the manual it says she is trans (her transness is not referenced at all in the game itself).
Goal: $2.1 million (AAA game)
Backers get: their name in the "special thanks" part of the credits
Top tier backers get: their likeness inserted into the game as an enemy.

Edit: added price goals

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jan 22, 2015

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

has anyone important like a mod endorsed this yet? i cant really get behind it until then

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

satanic splash-back posted:

has anyone important like a mod endorsed this yet? i cant really get behind it until then

I endorse it.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

satanic splash-back posted:

has anyone important like a mod endorsed this yet? i cant really get behind it until then

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

your purposeful awful spelling has made me give my money elsewhere

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

satanic splash-back posted:

has anyone important like a mod endorsed this yet? i cant really get behind it until then

snodig is a mod, and he endorses it

mrwuss posted:

your purposeful awful spelling has made me give my money elsewhere

you take that back! it was accientally good speling

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Noyemi K posted:

snodig is a mod, and he endorses it


you take that back! it was accientally good speling

i gave my money to an abortion clinic to further fund research into retroactive abortions

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
oh so your pro-death huh, you voted for michelle palin

I see your angle now, so you want a political game huh, just wait for my nezxt thread

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