Hey SA Goons, I'm looking to raise $1,000,00 to start a brand-new crowdfunding site, one thats better and more good than Kickstarter or indie go gp. I call it Funding4Goons, the only Goon-only crowdfunding site for goons (like us). itll be better than other crowdfunding sites, because of all features: -goons projects -goons donate -pledge tiers and rewards (ONLY GOOD ONES!!!!!!) i havent started coding the sight yet, but im in talks with a web hoster and some server guys, and they said it sounds like a good idea and I should do it. anyway, here's how it works: -sign up using your SA account info. it will take a few hours or a day to verify your information and you can log into the sight (we have to make sure your a goob) -create yuor PROJECt! !! it can have any goal, even a hundred dollars or more!!! -your info is secure, its stored on my personal HDD with 256-bit, 8-pass rot13 encryption and a bandpass filter its been my dream alswas to own a crowdfuand sitw, so please doneight at least 100 or your a cheap basterd Pledge tiers: $5- Cheap Bastard Tier: thanks but no thanks, this isnt enough to start a websithg idiot $20- Better than the last one,m you get to beta test the shite i gues: you can beta tesy the sity after it opens for business $50- Get an OUYA: Youget my personal Ouya. limit 1/1 $100- Now Your Talkin: Become an Official Backer and you can send me a PM on SA (if you have plat) $500- Low Founder: get "funder" stattis and you get a 30 second skype call with me, where ill do anything even eat a hamburger, for your enjoyment $10,000- Moderator: get mod status on GoonFund4Goons, you can ban people and stuff, plus i'll let you play steam games with me or steam chat (must provide own gams) so please pledge here, show your support by posting "PLEDGED" and how much, after 30 days i will pm everyone who pledged and ask for their payment Edit:l Noyemi K fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Jan 22, 2015 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:24 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:54 |
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That's either 100k or 1k if you type it out like the euros Either way I'll pitch in a hot dog man's christmas worth of pledges
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:28 |
every dong helps but try to ndotane in real dollars like yen, or pounds, or dollars, or lira
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:31 |
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I've always wanted to hear someone eat a hamburger over skype, here is a wheelbarrow full of money
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:32 |
added the cost brakedown for you guys
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:41 |
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well op, tshis post clearly shows you've put a lot of effort into you're work. here's $1,000,000 bucks
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:41 |
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I was on the fence before and was only going to give a few hundos, but that pizza chart put me over the edge
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:42 |
ewhat piza chart, thats a line graphf don't you see the lines?
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:43 |
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Noyemi K posted:ewhat piza chart, thats a line graphf All I see is sauce and pepperoni shaped cheese discs.... my favorite kind of pizza. Uli would be proud
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:48 |
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ill pass on a millione bucks in good vibrations
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:49 |
oh yeah now you mention it, it does look a lot like the pizza I had for dinner here's another chart of the average goon5funder project:
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:49 |
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Haha.. Didn't get it at first but now I do and I'm lmaoing!!
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 07:59 |
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op please post the frog somewhere to get the goon money
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:06 |
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This guy is way more organized and together than I gave him credit for
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:13 |
heres one of the screenshots from the tower defens game Lion Shead Studios is still working hard !!!!!
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:16 |
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hmm i might throw in a few bucks for this, i have this cool idea for a steampunk sriracha iphone accessory tabletop indie retro game, i think goons would really dig it
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 08:34 |
new strech gole: 1,00: goon photoshoot !
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 09:16 |
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If at any point I feel unsatisfied with my backer rewards, can I claim to have sold them on Reddit for a massive mark up?
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 09:56 |
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Noyemi K posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLA0vB9LCTM
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 09:57 |
I am interested in the moderator tier.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 10:07 |
Fumble posted:If at any point I feel unsatisfied with my backer rewards, can I claim to have sold them on Reddit for a massive mark up? all rewards are transferable but only at a massive markup snodig posted:I am interested in the moderator tier. if a mod from SA joins goodnfunded you can ban them if your a modder but you cant ban low tacks
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 10:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Bk7EKLaus
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 10:58 |
Noyemi K posted:all rewards are transferable but only at a massive markup I want to be a moderator because I want to help the site grow and I want to play video games with someone because I'm lonely.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 11:00 |
snodig posted:I want to be a moderator because I want to help the site grow and I want to play video games with someone because I'm lonely. maybe you can kicksyart your goal of being guonfond monitor
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 11:15 |
I'll do anything.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 11:16 |
hmmm could you pledge me a cheese pizza from dominos
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 11:18 |
Yes if you will be my friend.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 11:20 |
i will be you're friend but i kinda need that pizza right now dude
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 11:24 |
I'll make a homemade pizza and you can come over to my place??
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 11:26 |
do you live in the dallas ft worth houston los angeles area/
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 11:31 |
Yes.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 11:32 |
cool, ok you can be mod of the GBS funding portal
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 12:22 |
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I have some projects to put up on Goonfund when it goes live (you can't have a crowdfund website with no projects). Applewhite's Goonfund projects: A webcomic miniseries about a woman who grows to giant size whenever she is aroused. Goal: $5,000 Backers get: personalized art drawn by me. Top tier backers get: personalized art drawn by someone who is really good at drawing A car whose entire purpose is to get wrecked up. Goal: $150,000 (Got my eye on a Maserati GT) Backers get: to come over to the lot where I keep the car and wail on it with a baseball bat Top tier backers get: to shoot the car with my 12 gauge A video game where the protagonist is a trans POC. It's exactly like every other video game, only the player sprite is black and also in the manual it says she is trans (her transness is not referenced at all in the game itself). Goal: $2.1 million (AAA game) Backers get: their name in the "special thanks" part of the credits Top tier backers get: their likeness inserted into the game as an enemy. Edit: added price goals Applewhite fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jan 22, 2015 |
# ? Jan 22, 2015 14:53 |
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has anyone important like a mod endorsed this yet? i cant really get behind it until then
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 14:55 |
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satanic splash-back posted:has anyone important like a mod endorsed this yet? i cant really get behind it until then I endorse it.
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 14:58 |
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satanic splash-back posted:has anyone important like a mod endorsed this yet? i cant really get behind it until then
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:10 |
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your purposeful awful spelling has made me give my money elsewhere
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:16 |
satanic splash-back posted:has anyone important like a mod endorsed this yet? i cant really get behind it until then snodig is a mod, and he endorses it mrwuss posted:your purposeful awful spelling has made me give my money elsewhere you take that back! it was accientally good speling
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:17 |
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Noyemi K posted:snodig is a mod, and he endorses it i gave my money to an abortion clinic to further fund research into retroactive abortions
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:19 |
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oh so your pro-death huh, you voted for michelle palin I see your angle now, so you want a political game huh, just wait for my nezxt thread
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# ? Jan 22, 2015 15:20 |