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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*


Hey SA Goons, I'm looking to raise $1,000,00 to start a brand-new crowdfunding site, one thats better and more good than Kickstarter or indie go gp. I call it Funding4Goons, the only Goon-only crowdfunding site for goons (like us). itll be better than other crowdfunding sites, because of all features:

-goons projects
-goons donate
-pledge tiers and rewards (ONLY GOOD ONES!!!!!!)

i havent started coding the sight yet, but im in talks with a web hoster and some server guys, and they said it sounds like a good idea and I should do it. anyway, here's how it works:

-sign up using your SA account info. it will take a few hours or a day to verify your information and you can log into the sight (we have to make sure your a goob)
-create yuor PROJECt! !! it can have any goal, even a hundred dollars or more!!!
-your info is secure, its stored on my personal HDD with 256-bit, 8-pass rot13 encryption and a bandpass filter

its been my dream alswas to own a crowdfuand sitw, so please doneight at least 100 or your a cheap basterd

Pledge tiers:

$5- Cheap Bastard Tier:
thanks but no thanks, this isnt enough to start a websithg idiot

$20- Better than the last one,m you get to beta test the shite i gues:
you can beta tesy the sity after it opens for business

$50- Get an OUYA:
Youget my personal Ouya. limit 1/1

$100- Now Your Talkin:
Become an Official Backer and you can send me a PM on SA (if you have plat)

$500- Low Founder:
get "funder" stattis and you get a 30 second skype call with me, where ill do anything even eat a hamburger, for your enjoyment

$10,000- Moderator:
get mod status on GoonFund4Goons, you can ban people and stuff, plus i'll let you play steam games with me or steam chat (must provide own gams)

so please pledge here, show your support by posting "PLEDGED" and how much, after 30 days i will pm everyone who pledged and ask for their payment

Edit:l

Noyemi K fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Jan 22, 2015

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
every dong helps

but try to ndotane in real dollars like yen, or pounds, or dollars, or lira

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
added the cost brakedown for you guys

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
ewhat piza chart, thats a line graphf

don't you see the lines?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
oh yeah now you mention it, it does look a lot like the pizza I had for dinner

here's another chart of the average goon5funder project:

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
heres one of the screenshots from the tower defens game



Lion Shead Studios is still working hard !!!!!

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
new strech gole:

1,00: goon photoshoot !

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Fumble posted:

If at any point I feel unsatisfied with my backer rewards, can I claim to have sold them on Reddit for a massive mark up?

all rewards are transferable but only at a massive markup

snodig posted:

I am interested in the moderator tier.

if a mod from SA joins goodnfunded you can ban them if your a modder

but you cant ban low tacks

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

snodig posted:

I want to be a moderator because I want to help the site grow and I want to play video games with someone because I'm lonely.

maybe you can kicksyart your goal of being guonfond monitor

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
hmmm could you pledge me a cheese pizza from dominos

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
i will be you're friend but i kinda need that pizza right now dude

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
do you live in the dallas ft worth houston los angeles area/

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
cool, ok you can be mod of the GBS funding portal

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

satanic splash-back posted:

has anyone important like a mod endorsed this yet? i cant really get behind it until then

snodig is a mod, and he endorses it

mrwuss posted:

your purposeful awful spelling has made me give my money elsewhere

you take that back! it was accientally good speling

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
oh so your pro-death huh, you voted for michelle palin

I see your angle now, so you want a political game huh, just wait for my nezxt thread

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

mrwuss posted:

no i want it to be legal for me to kill you and call it a legal abortion

ohh thats just the good old fashioned american pastime of murdering your neighbor

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

mrwuss posted:

do what you are best at

isn't that one of the tEn Commandants

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

psyman posted:

i can only afford $1 sorry m8

get outta hear with that poo poo, cheap basterd , but i'll take the money thoguh

every peso helps

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
what's the exchange rate?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

mrwuss posted:

can i donate sperm?

yes, how much is it worth?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
you can donate your sperm to the proper receptacle, then

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Sappo569 posted:

OP I direct you to this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686051&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

read up to get some great tips on how to market your idea

ah we could bring back Johnny Turbo! gread idea sapper360

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
almost 1.5% of the way to our second stretch goal at $1.1920!

the second stretch goal is a hot blonde cheerleader like the one from 17th grade @ your middle school that you knew back then, she has big tits now n wants to gently caress but only if you get me to the streth gould

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
oh and there is risks too, risk of geting too rich from goonfu4nd!

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
I 100% promise that there are no other risks

donkey shows for everyone at the 3rd strech goel!

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