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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:get the new one i could see that evil grin easily with this screen I'll stick to my half past dead iPhone 3G
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okay fine it's a throbbing gooey meat sack that will one day manage to flap some air between it's meat to make grunting noises that all the other meat sacks will interpret as speech
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Jan 22, 2015 09:26
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mookface posted:don't talk that way about a human life real talk i hope u get to see ur kid and ur kid doesnt have to grow up w/o a dad even if his dad is a van man in a kermit shirt he doesnt own
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Jan 22, 2015 09:27
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_fire Look at this crap. They don't even call it a stub. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Stub A stub is an article deemed too short to provide encyclopedic coverage of a subject. It's short, includes irrelevant information like "New Year's Eve in France, 1,193 cars set ablaze" and their sources are outdated and leads nowhere.
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Jan 22, 2015 09:28
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snodig posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_fire u suk
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Jan 22, 2015 09:30
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snodig what exactly are u trying to do here
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:real talk i hope u get to see ur kid and ur kid doesnt have to grow up w/o a dad even if his dad is a van man in a kermit shirt he doesnt own its three kids and I love them and I love this Kermit shirt which is way too tight The shirt is too tight and it shows my pecs and adds this sexual element so I'm just drinking beer here trying to forget. just postin'
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Jan 22, 2015 09:30
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mookface posts give me delight
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mookface posted:its three kids and I love them and I love this Kermit shirt which is way too tight The shirt is too tight and it shows my pecs and adds this sexual element so I'm just drinking beer here trying to forget. just postin' god speed u drink ur beer and u get up tomorrow and get a job and do right by ur kids
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Jan 22, 2015 09:31
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We were talking about vehicle fire. The wikipedia article for vehicle fire is bad and I'm bringing attention to that issue
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Jan 22, 2015 09:32
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snodig posted:We were talking about vehicle fire. The wikipedia article for vehicle fire is bad and I'm bringing attention to that issue not about to take advice re: vehicle fires from a man who doesnt know what a rasty slut is
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Jan 22, 2015 09:33
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mookface posted:I love sluts
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Jan 22, 2015 09:34
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That's your loss, not mine.
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Jan 22, 2015 09:34
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I have a sweet job here's the thing about the job that I have: I have nothing to do until February 4th at 10:45 when I need to make my chartered flight. Until then I can do anything. I can do right by my bitch wife, I can hang out right here, I can gently caress off and go anywhere and I have a finite but ample lump of cash to do it with. My plans are as follows, as if anyone cares: Insure vehicle trade in vehicle for Volkswagen westfalia Acquire high powered blotter acid take the acid that's all I got
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Jan 22, 2015 09:34
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snodig posted:We were talking about vehicle fire. The wikipedia article for vehicle fire is bad and I'm bringing attention to that issue i pray ur saturn bursts into flames. when they find ur body the tape deck is melted into ur orgasiming face. the channel is... twink fm
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Orkin Mang posted:i pray ur saturn bursts into flames. when they find ur body the tape deck is melted into ur orgasiming face. the channel is... twink fm
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Jan 22, 2015 09:37
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:inshallah snodig will find a beautiful cop who will sweep him off his feet hopefully by doing a sweeping kick to his ankles and then beat him on the ground and sodomize him with a baton "STOP RESISTING"
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Jan 22, 2015 09:37
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1. I drive a volvo. 2. I rarely drive anywhere. 3. I've never been in an accident.
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Jan 22, 2015 09:37
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TWINK FM all TWINKS all the TIME TWINK TWINK TWINK ON the Radio It's TW-TW-TWINK INK INK FFFFF MMMMM TWINK FM
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Jan 22, 2015 09:38
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mookface should post a pic of him irl i wanna see his shirt and pecks
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Jan 22, 2015 09:39
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mookface posted:I have a sweet job here's the thing about the job that I have: I have nothing to do until February 4th at 10:45 when I need to make my chartered flight. Until then I can do anything. I can do right by my bitch wife, I can hang out right here, I can gently caress off and go anywhere and I have a finite but ample lump of cash to do it with. My plans are as follows, as if anyone cares: tell me friend how do i get in to the canadian oil sands industry i have no experience but i am built like a fridge
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Jan 22, 2015 09:39
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Top City Homo posted:tell me friend how do i get in to the canadian oil sands industry i have no experience but i am built like a fridge not a good idea with the oil prices atm hth
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Jan 22, 2015 09:42
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im built like a daddy long legs and am frankly a waste of the earths already dwindling resources
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Jan 22, 2015 09:43
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ive had too much booze
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Jan 22, 2015 09:45
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im horsecocked
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Jan 22, 2015 09:46
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krampster2 posted:mookface should post a pic of him irl i wanna see his shirt and pecks  It is a borrowed shirt because I have no sleep clothes just a pair of jeans and two shirts
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Jan 22, 2015 09:51
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I am seriously out on my rear end it's hosed right up
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Jan 22, 2015 09:52
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do i see pectus?
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Jan 22, 2015 09:52
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show us your cock
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Jan 22, 2015 09:52
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Do you need help?
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Jan 22, 2015 09:52
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snodig posted:Do you need help? you = is dong
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Jan 22, 2015 09:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLA0vB9LCTM worlds end :i love it:
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Jan 22, 2015 09:53
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snodig posted:Do you need help? No man I'm ok Its just that the life I have established for myself throughout the years is over and I need to start again from emotional zero but other than that I'm doing ok. I'm financially ok and everything but I'm going to have revaluate pretty much everything other than that so as long as I have alcohol I should be ok. I've started smoking cigarettes again which is a good start.
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mookface posted:No man I'm ok Its just that the life I have established for myself throughout the years is over and I need to start again from emotional zero but other than that I'm doing ok evem the java script is eating itself
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Jan 22, 2015 09:56
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mookface posted:
you got some pecks, nice. now you need a shirt with your av on it that would be slick
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I'm just going to drink and maybe take benzodiazepines and listen to neutral milk hotel because that's how I deal with poo poo
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mookface posted:No man I'm ok Its just that the life I have established for myself throughout the years is over and I need to start again from emotional zero but other than that I'm doing ok. I'm financially ok and everything but I'm going to have revaluate pretty much everything other than that so as long as I have alcohol I should be ok. I've started smoking cigarettes again which is a good start. I don't much about your situation, but it sounds like you're in a rough spot.
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snodig posted:I don't much about your situation, but it sounds like you're in a rough spot. buddy you don't even know. I feel like I'm drowning and if I had any sort of inclination towards depression or mental illness I'd be clinical right now but thankfully I can handle it. I hate to vent to the internet, especially here because I love my COMEDY forum and would like to keep it that way so I won't deviate from that process. I love you guys in a weird way and I always look to this forum for a good laugh. We can change the subject now
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I love to gently caress the poo poo out of sluts
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