Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
Let us post in praise of slots.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Jan 22, 2015

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

A Shrine to Sluts

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


gently caress sluts

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

bensnotacat posted:

gently caress sluts

I have, because they have let me. O hail sluts! Praise to thee, raspy-voiced maidens.

Tromboner
Jan 17, 2006
Sluts were the only reason I got laid in college :hfive:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
How do I found sluts?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
In all seriousness, "slut" is probably the sexiest word in the English language.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



ugh oh yeah....im so hot looking at the body on thsi one

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Frog Act posted:

ugh oh yeah....im so hot looking at the body on thsi one



You silly goose, that's not a sluT, it's a sluG!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Horniest Manticore posted:

I have, because they have let me. O hail sluts! Praise to thee, raspy-voiced maidens.

why do sluts have rasty voices?!?!??!? i never heard about that before

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
pbus

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

JiveHonky posted:

why do sluts have rasty voices?!?!??!? i never heard about that before

their vocal cords are destroyed by multiple cocks

collection of cum that congeals altering the vocal cords

excessive cocaine

bless their heart

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Top City Homo posted:

their vocal cords are destroyed by multiple cocks

collection of cum that congeals altering the vocal cords

excessive cocaine

bless their heart

They seriously do though, whatever the cause. It's one of their trademarks.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

having sex with a dog is beastiality

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
oh ok

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
learning lots tonight. about sults and dogs

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Top City Homo posted:

having sex with a dog is beastiality

What about a dog with no legs?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
Really, though, it's from smoking. Everyone knows girls who smoke, gently caress. That's in the bible or something.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

sluts will give you infections

don't ask me how I know

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
rasty voice slut will not lend u the car

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

What about a dog with no legs?

im not that picky bro

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Difference between sluts and strippers?


Cup Size?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

What about a dog with no legs?

but enough about ur gf

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

but enough about ur gf

SHe's Ruff

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
rasta slut take me ganj :(

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
how do you guys thing i got Genital Fibrosis. a rasty slut

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
had the nightmare again. the one where the rasta slut wont help me out of the burning car

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

had the nightmare again. the one where the rasta slut wont help me out of the burning car

Here's the rasta slut:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
rasta slut is a spoondergram for pasta smurf

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
If you like women who have lots of sex and would like there to be more of them, try not calling women who have lots of sex a nasty-sounding name like "slut."

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

JiveHonky posted:

rasta slut is a spoondergram for pasta smurf

Spoondergram
Come together with your hands
Save meeee

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Bae?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Horniest Manticore posted:

Here's the rasta slut:


thats her. thats the rasty slut who left me in the car

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Pththya-lyi posted:

If you like women who have lots of sex and would like there to be more of them, try not calling women who have lots of sex a nasty-sounding name like "slut."

Don't you bring your SJW poo poo in here, you hear me? I will turn this thread right around and go home!

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Would

With all sluts

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Horniest Manticore posted:

They seriously do though, whatever the cause. It's one of their trademarks.

it really is

i can hear a slut before i can see one

and its like flies to poo poo

some also have slut faces and combined with slut voices i get the vapors

slut face is you know it when you see it

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

thats her. thats the rasty slut who left me in the car

maybe ur a bumma chief. a downer ho

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

*only gives a woman the time of day if she's gorgeous*

"God, why are all women such shallow bitches?"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Pththya-lyi posted:

If you like women who have lots of sex and would like there to be more of them, try not calling women who have lots of sex a nasty-sounding name like "slut."

slut is a fun word to say and is basically great

  • Locked thread