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Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Well bless my sweet Aunt Petunia. Wait'll the boys on Yancy Street hear about this.

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Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Then I am not the Ever Loving Blue Eyed Thing. Okay we're good we can let Ernie in.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

The Berg is back. Now this is a party. I mean.. uhh Yancy Street.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Ernie. posted:

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God dammit this was going to be my intro post Ernie I hate you so much.

Rarity posted:

Eight Dollars a.k.a. WILLIE LUMPKIN, Fantastic Four Hero has been killed on N0. It is now D1. With 19 alive, 10 votes are required to lynch. Deadline is 1st February 11pm EST.

Guys I think Willie Lumpkin can be okay. We just have to shrink down to microscopic size and punch the death out of him. If it beat cancer, it'll beat death!

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

mr.capps posted:

my power role is WATCHER

Calling it, Mr. Capps is The Orb. This is secretly Ghost Rider Mafia.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Little Mac posted:

C-C-Can it be?

I'm Doc Strange. 3rd party Sorcerer Supreme. Every night I can try to seduce random college students. There is a 100 percent chance of failure, and also I'll fell guilty afterwards because I am garbage.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Please do not talk to the Sorceror Supreme that way!!

Note: If you read all of my posts in the Dr. Orpheus voice from the Venture Brothers it makes them much better.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Ahhhh, a question fit for the Sorcerer Supreme. I have your cure, but I fear that it is so potent that even the mere mention of it would DESTROY YOUR MIND and shake your VERY SOUL to its foundation. Only when you have broken the shackle between your cynical modern mind and your soul will you pierce the veil and know the TRUTH to defeating the cough which so annoys you.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

True and Real posted:

I would like it ever so much if you'd all read my posts in the voice of bubbles from power puff girls!

I already do that!

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010


Future foundation??

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010


Down to future (foundation)

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

True and Real posted:

He mean's he's fabulously fun, and he really is! :peanut:

You are right and I'm a huge idiot. The diq knows best.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Then look in the mirror because YOU'RE THE 3P!

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Somberbrero posted:

yes punt i am a dog. jealous? :smugdog:

I know I am.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Pinterest Mom posted:

i'm also fine with deadline being tomorrow


Tim and Eric got really lazy with their super bowl joke this year.


Thoughts: I think folks should just put their fishing poles down and back the hell away. Keane is being... KEEN (yeah, nailed it) and I could totally see him being a lyncher, but at this point what purpose does it serve harping on it. He's shown over the past day that he's just going to keep this up so there's no point beating the dead horse. Byers is skipping around and voting lots of folks but I don't see anything in that outside of normal jokevote behavior. Outside of the crazy voting he's been average cool Byers.

Not a huge fan of Cpig's "boy oh boy someone sure tell me who to focus on" comment here.

CapitalistPig posted:

No one is really doing anything significant or scummy so i feel sort of clueless right now.

Confusion posting in lieu of effort is never really a good sign in my book.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010


If you look at Byers's post history, he voted everybody on the 29th for obvious joke reasons. It wasn't until today the he switched his vote from an earnest Big Nothing to you based on Ernie meta, and then back to Big Nothing because he felt more sure about Nothing.


Oh and hey while I was reading through the thread I missed this gem

Byers2142 posted:

I needed to have a vote on every player at some point during the day. I got it out of the way. That's the last I'll talk about it today.

so that makes the convo about Byers's voting spree even more pointless.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Byers2142 posted:

Wha-? Generating content is scummy? Comment on someone voting the entire loving... wait, PMom replaced in, right?

Ernie hates playing scum anymore, and so replaced out to avoid it, making PMom scum by substitution.

##vote PMom

Vote not based on Ernie meta?

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Pinterest Mom posted:

They weren't "normal jokevote[s]"

I do admit you are right about this. I skipped the post where he said that he had to do the vote for "reasons he won't divulge~~ wooo!" because I wanted to make the Super Bowel joke. Catching up though I didn't really see why folks were making a big deal about Byer's vote frenzy, but now I've got a foot in my mouth.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Pinterest Mom posted:

That's the reason in the post, but I'm satisfied that it was a made up reason just to put a vote on me, which is why he immediately backed off.

I know now I'm the one beating the dead horse, but if we were to believe the scenario that Byers put down then he would have to get a vote on you since you had replaced in. If that's a game condition of some sort then that makes sense why he'd switch off of you.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Pinterest Mom posted:

oh man if this is a "people who have been members of the fantastic four" town team instead of a "the fantastic four in a specific era" town team, that means someone might be spider-man :swoon:

I'm Mr. Fixit, I'm here because Ghost Rider told me he would penance stare me if I didn't help out.

Wait a second....

Second ghost rider reference this game. :stonk:

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Hal Incandenza posted:

The TT vote is terrible. Is everyone voting for him because he said he was scum?

Have people forgotten how Mafia works?

Yes pretty much. Hey guys yes let's vote the guy who said "lmao I'm scum." I think a lot of people are having trouble reading jokes this game.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Little Mac posted:

What you fall to understand is all my posts are bad and day one is worthless

Anyone who says Day One is worthless is a ding dong. I would vote this ding dong. Also:

Tremendous Taste posted:

he's probably 3p at best

Somberbrero posted:

Capps is clearly bored town.

Pinterest Mom posted:

capps looks like a non-entity, i don't think he's done anything that justifies killing him

You're all wrong. he's Uatu the watcher. Duhhhh.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

True and Real posted:

Let's lynch somebody! rah rah shishkumba! yeah! lets do it! I believe in all of you :D

Be the Diq that you want to see in the world.

Tremendous Taste posted:

I have never claimed vt when scum

I guess now you can say you've claimed scum when vt tho. But for real Taste is obviously not Bad Guy.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

I leave for spaghetti and THIS happens?

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

mr.capps posted:

WELP LOOKS LIKE RARITY'S REPUTATION OF RUNNING GOOD GAMES IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN IN THE TOILET BECAUSE THIS GAME IS BAD BUT ITS NO FAULT OF HER OWN, SORRY RARITY YOUR GAME IS GOING TO BE BAD I WILL TRY TO SAVE IT

Be the Diq you want to see in the world.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

To be fair "boy this game is going down the tubes" would count a lot more if you actually seemed like you were trying Capps.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Do I have to really be the nerd who references every time Uatu broke his vows and helped the Fantastic Four to get you to post content for this game?

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Out of the vote leaders: I don't even get why folks are voting Diqnol. They are upset because he is so friendly and kind? Monsters, the lot of you. Go back to monster island from whence you came.

Exakt is doing the exact same poo poo that always gets him lynched as town. He's defensive, he's making a big target of himself without really having to. That is classic Science.

EXAKT Science posted:

If you're gonna mislynch, I'm as good a target as any. Better than some, even, seeing as I'm not a power role!

Byers you are totally down on him for this and I know meta defense is weak but for once I'd like to see Exakt make it to day 2. Him voting taste isn't enough really to drat him. He was even voting Taste before the Taste-Voting bandwagon begun because he didn't like Taste's early unprompted claim.

I feel best with Little Mac. I'll go for ##vote Little Mac

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

True and Real posted:

This is something we are forgetting about!

I did forget all about Doggate! What a fool not to think the best Inhuman wouldn't be included in FF Mafia.


True and Real posted:

:siren: I do not want to vote for my BYOB friend EXAKT SCIENCE, I think he is town! :siren:

Welcome to the Illuminati Diq. Our mission, keep Exakt alive until the next incursion.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

True and Real posted:

C'mon thread, engage with me!

Honestly I'm happy with my vote on Little Mac. It's funny how Burg is posting/engaging now because you called him out in thread.

True and Real posted:

BN is really town FMPOV!

???

King Burgundy posted:

My problem with Byers was his weird blowup at Keane about the role fishing. That whole exchange seemed ridiculous to me and made me think he was being scummy.

Eh I still think Keane comes off worse in that. At least Byers is trying to move conversation without rolefishing/actually is providing content besides "well I'll tell you tomorrow :D"

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Epsilon Plus is in this game?

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Hal Incandenza posted:

I'm around and willing to engage anyone, any time.

Hello Hal. How's life?

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

EXAKT Science posted:

buddying up to Diqnol, and swooping in to come to my aid with a meta defense that is just straight up counter-factual. I have never been cuddled as town throughout my entire SA mafia career. The only time I've been cuddled as scum, it was MyLo and I had overplayed my hand. I don't have a meta of getting cuddled early game, period. Either Hurt is getting me confused for someone else, or is being ~disingenuous~ which, given the content of the rest of the post, and this:


I could have sworn you've gotten lynched for awkward town meta before, but looking at your game history I was confusing you with Ixtillion for some reason. He has a history of getting lynched because everyone thinks he's really scummy d1 and for some reason I just mixed the two of you up. But it fit my internal narrative when I saw this post

Pinterest Mom posted:

exakt is the player with the scummiest meta on the Something Awful Forums though

and was like "yeah he's gotten cuddled for that before!"

I still think out of the cuddles on the table right now LM is our best option. Miles better than Diq or Byers.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Diq you are now actually voting PM.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

I have to go to bed if I'm gonna get up tomorrow for work. I'm going to keep my vote squarely on Mac and see you all in the AM.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Somberbrero posted:

Doctor Hurt is in this game?

Up til today I had more posts than you. I just can't post much during work

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Somberbrero posted:

If I knew what you role was and I was scum and you were town, why would I case you to the point that you would feel it necessary to claim, then drawing protection from a doctor? There would be no incentive to make noise about it.

Devils advocating here, because then you could cause a WIFOM scenario where the doctor is unsure whether or not to actually protect the claimed town power role. To draw attention away from other people who can fly under the radar because folks can keep the controversy on byers. There's a few reasons for scum to possibly push the conversation on byers.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Not really especially since you didn't like people making a deal out of Byers's role. (See the first big post of yours that byers pulled up that I can't quote on phone) I could just see reasons why a scum team would want byers to claim. Epsilon plus, Hal, and Opop don't really come off well by soft fishing/outright asking for a claim

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Puntification posted:

Why are townreads scummy?

Because anyone can make them regardless of effort.

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Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

EXAKT Science posted:

They are especially scummy when they're super definite, which those definitely were. Scums are the only ones who know for a fact that someone isn't scum!

This too.

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