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IT HAPPENED TO ME:I Was Fat-Shamed by My Employer at My Birthday Dinnerquote:As I was slowly swallowed into my wasteland of fat and shame, she delivered the final blow: "Eat more cake, or do you want some of these cookies? Eat, eat!" SHE OFFERED ME SECONDS ON CAKE! OR A COOKIE! This, from the same woman that just told me my weight will kill me if I don't get it under control ON MY BIRTHDAY! if only greg white was there to prevent me from owning myself
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why is that dark purpley shade of lipstick a thing it makes every woman wearing it look like they've aged twenty years
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scopes posted:wait hm yes its very odd how a weirdo shutin nerdlinger would be obsessed with neil gayman
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Guancho posted:IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Accidentally Drank My Ex-Husband's Urine Wellll, at least she got 50 bucks out of the story from XO Jane. That is the price of a white girl's dignity.
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social vegan posted:it happened to me: i'm popeye the sailor man i just want to say how much this better this post got w yr new av
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Oh Hell No posted:why is that dark purpley shade of lipstick a thing I think to make them look edgy. I mean, just that lipstick makes you know this is a woman who can go a year without reading Neil Gaiman.
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Apr 7, 2015 02:19
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Apr 7, 2015 04:57
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Guancho posted:IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Accidentally Drank My Ex-Husband's Urine It happened to me: I'm the type of privileged white woman who sits around the house doing shots of Pisco.
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Top City Homo posted:
good flag, very german empire
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Do cis people have a pride flag?
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Do cis people have a pride flag? 
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Do cis people have a pride flag? 
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heh so alaska and hawaii are tranny safe zones or something?
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Pastor Perineum posted:heh so alaska and hawaii are tranny safe zones or something? We just let them think they're real states
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My wife got excited about "g-free pretzels" yesterday. Someone gluten shame her for me, please. It doesn't seem to work when I do it.
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Show her a picture of Baby Teeth naked in a chair and tell her, "he is literally your best friend now."
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gaiman isnt privileged because hes cucked by a dumb gross whore
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As an aside to her horrible Twitter experience, Cattywampus Titties wrote that as a child, she slept with a can of tuna
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Like most goons, I saw a gold thread and clicked the >> button to go to the end and I have no idea what's going on but so far I'm laughing?
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etalian posted:
buy my semen injecting dildo
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Guancho posted:IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Accidentally Drank My Ex-Husband's Urine IT HAPPENED TO ME: I'm Dumb.
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Apr 7, 2015 20:09
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Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and it happened to me
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We proposed? I hope she's going to wear a nice strapless dress for the occasion.
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social vegan posted:Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and it happened to me I guess at least the pee drinking story had something happen in it, most of these are just empty blog posts written by empty people.
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Top City Homo posted:buy my semen injecting dildo quote:You should manufacture another line that is less...... Phallic. For those who want their sex toys/imsemenators to look not like a penis. Other then that this is a nifty. im in the market for something i can stick in a vag that shoots jizz but if it inany way resembles the rock-hard oppression wand of the patriarchy so help me god...
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netally posted:We proposed? How would she keep her rampant rubber cock on without straps?
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Necros posted:im in the market for something i can stick in a vag that shoots jizz but if it inany way resembles the rock-hard oppression wand of the patriarchy so help me god... also she is a fan of huge dicks based on the pic size or maybe the zoom
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Necros posted:rock-hard oppression wand of the patriarchy Mods please change my nick thanks LudwigVon Lugnuts fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Apr 7, 2015 |
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Top City Homo posted:also she is a fan of huge dicks based on the pic size or maybe the zoom Nah, they're not that big. Handle enough dildos in your lifetime like I have and you get to know the small ones when you see them. I'm thinking they're maybe five inches tall, at most.
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Drunkboxer posted:I guess at least the pee drinking story had something happen in it, most of these are just empty blog posts written by empty people. Hi i'm steve-o and it happened to me
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