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I am going to write an IHTM-article about losing my favourite pooping bucket.
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Point 1: In the made-up encounter in the OP, she states it took her like two seconds to google gluten-free vodka, which she was apparently unwilling to do until right up when the guy started asking her about her disease. Why did she not just google that poo poo upon entering the store? Point 2: In the 1939 movie "The Women", during a brunch with the gals, one of the women turns away a basket of bread rolls because she's on a diet and the main character says, "Go ahead dear, it's not starch, it's gluten!" Back in the day, gluten was seen as a weight-loss alternative to "starch". Good to know the world just picks the same poo poo to hype as healthy/bad/healthy/bad/healthy/bad in the eyes of the public over and over and everybody falls for it because nobody remembers past 30 years ago.
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Jan 22, 2015 23:42
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BKPR posted:why is the one about the black lady in yoga "it happened to me" For XO jane writers things only happen to them
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Jan 22, 2015 23:48
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open container posted:he was just entertaining at a job where he was probably otherwise doing nothing If you want entertainment, you tell some dockers and polo guy that Macallan 12 isnt the best single malt in the world. You learn to just stay the gently caress away from gluten free vodka chicks.
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Jan 22, 2015 23:48
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http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/hospitalized-by-hallucinogenic-flowers IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was Hospitalized for Eating Hallucinogenic Flowers from a Public Tree tcc/xojane crossover wehre some spoiled idiot who thinks they expanded their mind with drugs and was a "Intelligent Recreational Drug User" ate poisonous leaves off a tree and fell into a coma
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Jan 22, 2015 23:53
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http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/college-roommates-sex-in-room WORST ROOMMATE EVER: she was getting laid all the time and I had to transfer schools she wrote this several years after the fact lol
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Jan 23, 2015 00:05
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Top City Homo posted:http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-to-me-contest-entry-i-had-pinworms " UGH! It’s never-ending with this vagina of mine, if I had any sense at all I'd get rid of the damned thing! "
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Jan 23, 2015 00:09
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lmao this it happened to me stuff is incredibly inconsequential how can you write over a thousand words about ordering something from burger king, complete with pictures and youtube embeds http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/burger-king-100-chicken-nuggets
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Jan 23, 2015 00:14
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my friends got drunk and acted embarrassing, an experience unmatched by any other person.
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Jan 23, 2015 00:16
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Frog Act posted:lmao this it happened to me stuff is incredibly inconsequential how can you write over a thousand words about ordering something from burger king, complete with pictures and youtube embeds but she had BOYS in her car, gotta tell the other pestilence-ridden ladies about it
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Jan 23, 2015 00:16
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It Happened To Me: I Ran Out of Actual Problems
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Jan 23, 2015 00:17
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posting on page 7 of an epic xojane thread
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IT HAPPENED TO ME: MY NEG HOLE WAS POZZED
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Top City Homo posted:IT HAPPENED TO ME: MY NEG HOLE WAS POZZED tell us about it 
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Jan 23, 2015 00:19
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Spanish Manlove posted:posting on page 7 of an epic xojane thread please refrain from posting unless you have something worthwhile to contribute
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"I had just gotten out of the car and closed the passenger door behind me when my phone rang. I motioned to my boyfriend to go on ahead and that I'd be right there. He decided to stand about 15 feet away from me. I turned my back to him and took in the barren view of the Ikea parking lot on a dreary spring day." a John Hughes movie, directed by Clint Eastwood
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Jan 23, 2015 00:21
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it happened to me: i like turtles http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/turtle-tortoise-pets
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Jan 23, 2015 00:21
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Frog Act posted:it happened to me: i like turtles lol this is the best one
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Jan 23, 2015 00:26
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read it in ralph wiggums voice
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Jan 23, 2015 00:26
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Presented without comment: http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/jewish-woman-considering-baptism-for-cancer
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Jan 23, 2015 00:29
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Incredulous Dylan posted:I've seen the dude get hosed up for days from accidentally eating a spoonful of that pasta that looks like rice. Death by Couscous
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Jan 23, 2015 00:33
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god drat this site is a goldmine
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quote:"Your tests came back positive for genital herpes," my doctor said to me. Holy poo poo this dude rules.
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EugeneJ posted:Holy poo poo this dude rules. he cheated with some skank and rawdogged his gf then lied 
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http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/wwjd-advice-on-sexless-marriagequote:I've been trying to do too many things this week — more meetings than usual, making myself finally write a speech I'm giving next week, making Charlotte dinner/Nutella sandwiches — and generally moving too quickly through things.  ask away goons!
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Jan 23, 2015 00:42
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Obligatory Toast posted:Presented without comment: http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/jewish-woman-considering-baptism-for-cancer hope that woman dies
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/wwjd-advice-on-sexless-marriage the real question to ask is how fat did you get?
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/wwjd-advice-on-sexless-marriage loving galt speech in texting format in conclusion: 
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Sorry honey, your pinworms are just a little too rowdy lately
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She should drink engine coolant/anti freeze, perfectly gluten free
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open container posted:the real question to ask is how fat did you get? i love the advice lady going "yeah i've never been married or even in a relationship that lasted a long time so here's what you should do about yours. . ."
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open container posted:please refrain from posting unless you have something worthwhile to contribute
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I don't mind xojane. Mostly people will call out any too sensitive bullshit. Any article written by "se" are a treasure because "ou" is so self righteous about everything and always makes it about ou. Oh, that's ou's pronoun by the way. Don't have a clue what it means.
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Toriori posted:I don't mind xojane. Mostly people will call out any too sensitive bullshit. Any article written by "se" are a treasure because "ou" is so self righteous about everything and always makes it about ou. Oh, that's ou's pronoun by the way. Don't have a clue what it means. 
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Toriori posted:I don't mind xojane. Mostly people will call out any too sensitive bullshit. Any article written by "se" are a treasure because "ou" is so self righteous about everything and always makes it about ou. Oh, that's ou's pronoun by the way. Don't have a clue what it means. the gently caress 
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Drunkboxer posted:my favorite thing about the gluten free movement has been how gluten-free sections replaced diabetic sections in grocery stores what does celiac and diabete have in common: both is fake
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Toriori posted:I don't mind xojane. Mostly people will call out any too sensitive bullshit. Any article written by "se" are a treasure because "ou" is so self righteous about everything and always makes it about ou. Oh, that's ou's pronoun by the way. Don't have a clue what it means. what "teh" heck?!
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Can't stop laughing at Greg ... What a beta. Also imagine I quoted all of Spanishmanloves passive aggressive whiny posts itt. You're a bad poster dude, stfu imo.
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Top City Homo posted:the gently caress someone should take this smilie, but have the eyes bulge ad different times. so like the left pops out while the right retract. get what im sayin
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:someone should take this smilie, but have the eyes bulge ad different times. so like the left pops out while the right retract. get what im sayin what is your av text about? you got rear end boils or something
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