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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Every person is brony intolerant once they reach the age of reason. Quit bragging about being a human being, Robot.

:synpa:

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Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaH4wFL7P8c

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Suicide Sam E. posted:

Every person is brony intolerant once they reach the age of reason. Quit bragging about being a human being, Robot.

:synpa:

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Japanese Phone Box posted:

kill all bronies

secondary objective: kill all anime fans

they are the same loving thing

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

:lol::lol::lol:
Ow. Why do people only put up the funnies when I have horrible neck pain that makes laughter unbearable?

You're evil, Rambling Robot.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

BKPR posted:

one of my coworkers has horse toys on his desk and it has become blase

I'm sure you mean the Schleich animal figures correct? :unsmith:

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

The Cubelodyte posted:

My oldest kid is in high school and he reports the existence of a (small ?) group of trilby-wearing bronies with the associated t-shirts, buttons, and assorted paraphernalia at his school. He said they seem pretty dedicated to their depravity. Apparently some of them even carry plush pony dolls around during school hours. I asked him if they get harassed a lot. He didn't know.



You need to teach your son the value of bullying

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Agent Escalus posted:

They'll probably never stop. Even after the show gets cancelled they'll just circlejerk their obsession with new fanfic/art/cons and keep buying merch for their collections until they die or (at best) re-dedicate themselves to some other crazed fandom.

Brought to you by living in peaceful, prosperous nations, everybody!

Yeah let's just draft all 17-25 y/o's and have NATO just invade Russia. Will fix quite a few problems imho

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

The Cubelodyte posted:

My oldest kid is in high school and he reports the existence of a (small ?) group of trilby-wearing bronies with the associated t-shirts, buttons, and assorted paraphernalia at his school. He said they seem pretty dedicated to their depravity. Apparently some of them even carry plush pony dolls around during school hours. I asked him if they get harassed a lot. He didn't know.

Did you grant him fatherly leave to rush up to them, point accusingly and yell, "Neeeeeerrrrrds" as loud as possible? Preferably during lunch hours

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Nonsense posted:

I'm sure you mean the Schleich animal figures correct? :unsmith:

it is a rainbow sprinkles vinyl figure.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I went back to college and I saw a few girls walking around campus covered in my little pony merchandise, haven't seen any guys though.

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

Yvershek posted:

Those of us with this condition need disclaimers on all forms of media.

You need MLP trigger warnings

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006

Crow_Rodeo posted:

Yeah let's just draft all 17-25 y/o's and have NATO just invade Russia. Will fix quite a few problems imho

this

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

are bronies still a thing?

As long as people want to gently caress horses and/or gently caress characters with the mentality of children, yes.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Bronies are what destroyed ancient Rome.

Ragtime Cthulhu
Dec 11, 2014

Suicide Sam E. posted:

Bronies are what destroyed ancient Rome.
I don't know if he was a brony as much as a raving psychopath much too committed to political commentary and irony

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ragtime Cthulhu posted:

You need MLP trigger warnings

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
im the only one in my circle of friends who knows what a brony is and im never going to tell them that bronies are a thing because why would i inflinct such horrible knowledge upon them?? but also because i dont think they'd believe me

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Zzulu posted:

im the only one in my circle of friends who knows what a brony is and im never going to tell them that bronies are a thing because why would i inflinct such horrible knowledge upon them?? but also because i dont think they'd believe me

I had to explain to my older cousin once what a furry was. She was just wearing a cap with little ears on it and another girl in a parking lot got all excited and asked her if she was a furry.

Creepy people can ruin anything.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Windows 98 posted:

My poor heart :(

Those poor mothers :(

Oh sure, don't offer any sympathy for the fathers, who probably made all the right moves and still had their sperm turn into THAT

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

same op wrt myself

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Rambling Robot posted:

And browsing the internet is getting harder everyday.
Watch this maybe it will calm you down

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i have an update. what i assumed to be a boxed horse toy on my coworker's desk is in fact a card game entitled "twilight sparkle's ridiculous shipfic folder".

this is a real thing a man keeps at his job.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

stab him in one of his chins

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Crow_Rodeo posted:

Yeah let's just draft all 17-25 y/o's and have NATO just invade Russia. Will fix quite a few problems imho

there's one rule about conducting land wars in europe.

don't.

invade.

russia.

it doesn't work.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

JFairfax posted:

there's one rule about conducting land wars in europe.

don't.

invade.

russia.

it doesn't work.

That's because France sucks, and because Germany was already fighting all of Western Civilization.

Really no one wants to bother invading Russia, since most of it (by area) is a Canada-like wasteland.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Zzulu posted:

im the only one in my circle of friends who knows what a brony is and im never going to tell them that bronies are a thing because why would i inflinct such horrible knowledge upon them?? but also because i dont think they'd believe me

Don't tell them because statistically speaking one of them is a 'stealth brony' who doesn't talk about it in public because he doesn't realize there is an entire support network of like minded individuals on the internet.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
You should have more respect for those suffering from cooties. You could catch them too one day.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
There is a group of them at my Uni (they are at every uni tho because they are mostly 18+), and they seem to keep to themselves and not really bug anyone with it.

there that the extent is my experience with bronies

CrimsonSaber
Dec 27, 2005
Metaphysicist
Bronies are the pinnacle of anti conformist behavior, for the sole sake of carving out their own desperate and incestual social group.

People do it all the time, but it's the colorful and cute nature of the bronie phenomenon that makes it particularly insidious and annoying.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

CrimsonSaber posted:

Bronies are the pinnacle of anti conformist behavior, for the sole sake of carving out their own desperate and incestual social group.

People do it all the time, but it's the colorful and cute nature of the bronie phenomenon that makes it particularly insidious and annoying.

It's basically just the new goth

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Network Pesci posted:

Holy poo poo, I have the same problem as the OP. Judicious use of AdBlock lets me pretty much deal with it though, and I admit to deriving a certain satisfaction from clicking on somebody's obnoxious Pony avatar and selecting "AdBlock Plus: Block image..."

I do this all the time with brony and anime avatars. And many animated avatars. I also use the ignore function unironically.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Zzulu posted:

im the only one in my circle of friends who knows what a brony is and im never going to tell them that bronies are a thing because why would i inflinct such horrible knowledge upon them?? but also because i dont think they'd believe me

A not at all nerdy woman asked me what a brony was, I asked her if she remembered that My Little Pony show, she said that she liked it a lot when she was little, and I told her that a brony was a man who wanted to have sex with the ponies from that show.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Venom Snake posted:

It's basically just the new goth

Goths had some actual asthetic currency, Bronies have nothing.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

MrChupon posted:

I do this all the time with brony and anime avatars. And many animated avatars. I also use the ignore function unironically.

I'm sorry but anyone who uses ignore is a gigantic baby, seriously just scroll past their posts.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Goths had some actual asthetic currency, Bronies have nothing.

While bronies have no asthetic currency, goths sure as gently caress didn't lol

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

boom boom boom posted:

A not at all nerdy woman asked me what a brony was, I asked her if she remembered that My Little Pony show, she said that she liked it a lot when she was little, and I told her that a brony was a man who wanted to have sex with the ponies from that show.

Hey now, at least a third of all bronies only seek out pornography with the characters portrayed as human. They're not monsters.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Crow_Rodeo posted:

Yeah let's just draft all 17-25 y/o's and have NATO just invade Russia. Will fix quite a few problems imho

the military is infiltrated with bronies. i have seen them.

edit:

We are FOB Equestria, a website of active and non-active armed forces personnel gathered together from all over the world under a single banner. We are members of the military, and we love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Seems contradictory doesn’t it?

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We do not believe so.

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Our mission as military bronies is to help stop the stigma that My Little Pony is for little girls and that it’s wrong for anyone outside this demographic to enjoy the show. This is a show about values, good values, that every person young and old should know and adhere by.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Laughter in our comradery and overcoming our hardships together.

[break]

Kindness to our allies and non-combatants and mercy to our enemies.

[break]

Generosity in dealing with the less fortunate, sacrificing ourselves for others.

[break]

Honesty and integrity in our actions bringing honor to us all.

[break]

Loyalty to our country and fellow soldier.

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The Magic of Friendship that unites us all.

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SEMPER FILLY MY BRONIES

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Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

CrimsonSaber posted:

Bronies are the pinnacle of anti conformist behavior, for the sole sake of carving out their own desperate and incestual social group.

People do it all the time, but it's the colorful and cute nature of the bronie phenomenon that makes it particularly insidious and annoying.

I agree pedophiles are very anti conformist.

Wonder what ever became of the grown men who were taking their stuffed ponies to restaurants, and museums . The funniest part was them going on double date and referring to their stuffed ponies as "the girls."

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Smiling Mandrill posted:

I agree pedophiles are very anti conformist.

Wonder what ever became of the grown men who were taking their stuffed ponies to restaurants, and museums . The funniest part was them going on double date and referring to their stuffed ponies as "the girls."

Let's just say that after the dating came the engagement, then the wedding and 9 months later a 8" My Little Pony - Pinkie Pie plushie.

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