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TO CLASS. Like on a college campus. We've all seen them walking across the quad or sitting in ENG 201 wearing suits and ties, or even suspended (  ) Who are these guys? I've sure never hung out with one.Is this guy you? Why do you do it? Do you realize you look like a choad?
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Jan 22, 2015 20:56
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I haven't seen this in college, but we had a kid in high school who came every day in a suit. He was a fat republican who would argue that Nixon was the best president. He's a state senator now.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:58
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gotta dress like a million bucks if you wanna make a million bucks
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Jan 22, 2015 20:58
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I've seen this a couple of times, not so much in undergrad though Mostly it was people who liked to talk to the teachers like they were equals and ended up being the ones where you'd hear the audible groans every time they were called on to present something or answer questions or speak
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Jan 22, 2015 20:59
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ZergRushing posted:gotta dress like a million bucks if you wanna make a million bucks Also: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. This dude probably has a plan for his future that includes hot babes on a yacht and owning ppl like yourself
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Jan 22, 2015 21:01
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ZergRushing posted:gotta dress like a million bucks if you wanna make a million bucks Should be the other way around. Otherwise, I'd feel like I'm pretending and it's only make-believe.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:03
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If I had the money to wear a suit every day for any occasion I would. Wearing a suit makes you look like loving great. If you don't look good in a suit you aren't a real man.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:03
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Tokclik posted:Also: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. *sits in office wearing SCUBA gear, turns in chair and takes off mouthpiece to ask coworker in a fireproof racing suit for a TPS report*
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Jan 22, 2015 21:03
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There was one business professor at my college who required all of her business students wear sits to class
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Jan 22, 2015 21:07
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Windows 98 posted:If I had the money to wear a suit every day for any occasion I would. Wearing a suit makes you look like loving great. If you don't look good in a suit you aren't a real man. actually people who wear suits inappropriately look like douches
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Jan 22, 2015 21:08
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im going to dress for the job. i will be the slickest m'er f;er in there *buys $50 suit from sears with baggy sleeves, looks like 3 kids sitting on top of each other pretending to be an adult*
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Jan 22, 2015 21:09
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They work OP.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:10
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"Never trust anyone wearing a tie"
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Jan 22, 2015 21:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzdcXNqYA2Y See how that dude looks and he isn't even wearing a jacket that's why you dress for the occasion. When the occasion is hanging out with other goons appropriate attire is farted-in sweatpants and a stupid video game t-shirt you got for free
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Jan 22, 2015 21:11
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theyre business majors and they wear that so its easy to avoid them
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Jan 22, 2015 21:11
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Some days I had to dress for the job I had to go to after class. The ones who willfully dressed that way were annoying as hell in how they would suck up to the teacher.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:12
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I sell men's dress clothes so I have to wear them for work. Sometimes I have class after work. Also usually I look really sharp or well dress so I never mind the ladies giving me looks. So I guess quit dreading like a scrub.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:12
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I knew two guys who would do this. One was a gay guy who was really into campus politics. The other was a finance major who would sometimes switch it up with the polo and pastel sweater draped around his shoulders.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:13
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A few years ago there was this reunion party thing for my highschool class at a bar, it was cool, there was a girl there who I had known from class who had been super into me at the time but I was totally oblivious back then, she was smoking hot and she was flirting me up. She invites a few of us back to her place and we're all hanging out. She keeps doing obvious tricks to try to isolate us, like telling me that I should come see if I want something to drink from the fridge and then for some reason following me into the kitchen. Anyway, there was this dude there, like just real tall, lanky, strange looking, had that intense stare with these mopey stained blue eyes, dude looked sad, but focused. He was dressed in a suit, the only person there in a suit, it was the summer, so I had my cut off shirt and poo poo, my best pal was wearing shorts and a cat-burger shirt, it was hot as balls, but this dude had on a suit. You could tell it wasn't comfortable either, his face had the sheen of sweat on it, made his bumpy little acne look like shining mountains. He's real weird too, keeps coming up to the girl and talking to her. We assume they know each other, we all assume they know each other. We're in the kitchen, and I say something retarded about eggs, and I lean in. It's happening, the kiss is coming, feeling the loins all burning and poo poo. All of a sudden I hear this eerie sound, this dudes soft, unstable voice, quivering like he's going to piss himself, "I make some really good eggs." I'm like wtf, this motherfucker is just standing at the entrance to the kitchen, staring at us, no one else nearby, everyone is in the living room on the other side of the kitchen, and this dude just followed us in here, no idea how long he was gazing at our backs as we got closer and were fated to enter pre-boning makeout splendor, and his cock-block technique is talking about egg making prowess. She giggles it off and we both leave to go back to the living room, as this dude was like a dog staring at you while you're trying to get nasty. In the living room everyone's shooting the poo poo and drinking beer and wine, the only thing I hear this dude babble on about is how he just graduated some program to do with law enforcement. Figures. Eventually she sits on the stairs and lays back, still looking at me, I get ready to come over and all of a sudden this dude comes out of nowhere with a blanket and a pillow, and drapes it over her as she lies there confused and afraid. He says "Are you okay? Did you have too much to drink?" she says no. I sit next to her and at some point I get under the blanket and start giving her the old leg rub and she's nuzzling into me. But he's there, I notice him, in the living room, looking at the stairs, watching us. I fear for my life. What the gently caress is up with this dude? Eventually we go upstairs and do the deed, away from this nigga's hawk eyes. Once we all leave, I see him lingering behind, eventually he leaves too, but I could tell he wanted to just haunt that place some more. The next day I realized I left my hat at her place. I texted her that I needed to come pick it up and she said "Oh, it's yours." and I was like "Yeah." and she says, "That guy came to my place this morning, I thought it was his hat that he came to pick up, but he said he wanted to check up on me, it was weird." "You didn't know him?" "No, I thought you did." "No, I have no idea who he was." None of us knew this creepy rear end be-suited dude, NO ONE, this weirdo had just decided to latch onto her, follow her back to her apartment like he was a part of our entourage, like he was invited. I don't think he was even the sort of person with the presence of mind to use the fact that no one knew him as a cover that everyone would assume that someone knew him and thus wouldn't question his presence. No, I think he was just so incredibly foully strange that he straight up decided to follow us back to her place with a complete lack of understanding about how to integrate himself socially. He had saw this person, had latched onto her at the bar, targeted her, and decided to follow her and her friends back to her place, not knowing any of them, then spend his entire night like some kind of hosed up cock-blocking ghost, hovering over us until his limited powers could no longer prevent the loving. I'm surprised he didn't wander into that room with us in mid-coitus, stealthily finding a dark corner, and just staring out from the darkness with his little Basset Hound eyes. His strangeness was so profound that he came to check up on her after a night of moderate drinking. I'm surprised she wasn't dead.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:13
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Yeah, Its not a good look.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:13
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Lots of dress up for work goons who getting that higher ed.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:14
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ChrisHansen posted:There was one business professor at my college who required all of her business students wear sits to class  Hmmmm.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:14
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Don't most MBA programs require this?
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Jan 22, 2015 21:15
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Spanish Manlove posted:*sits in office wearing SCUBA gear, turns in chair and takes off mouthpiece to ask coworker in a fireproof racing suit for a TPS report* *makes racecar noises while drifting office chairs around cubicles, complains about passing right of way when sally gets her dumb executive-suit-wearing-bitch-self on the floor*
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Jan 22, 2015 21:16
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JebanyPedal posted:A few years ago there was this reunion party thing for my highschool class at a bar, it was cool, there was a girl there who I had known from class who had been super into me at the time but I was totally oblivious back then, she was smoking hot and she was flirting me up. She invites a few of us back to her place and we're all hanging out. She keeps doing obvious tricks to try to isolate us, like telling me that I should come see if I want something to drink from the fridge and then for some reason following me into the kitchen. that was a ghost dude
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Jan 22, 2015 21:17
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is it worth reading that really long post because honestly ........
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Jan 22, 2015 21:20
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No don't read it I beg of you. TL;DR : Dudes who wear suits to inappropriate occasions are probably weird ghostly rapists.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:21
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wore a suit at my baby's funeral got some great poon that day let me tell you what. ladies love a man in a suit
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Jan 22, 2015 21:33
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I would require all students wear Creed cologne or suffer a letter grade drop I will be checking!
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Jan 22, 2015 21:36
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you wrote that? i thought it was c/p
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Jan 22, 2015 21:38
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it's a frat thing right? pledges have to do it?
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Jan 22, 2015 21:39
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:is it worth reading that really long post because honestly ........ it was pretty funny and i would suggest reading it
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Jan 22, 2015 21:40
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toggle posted:wore a suit at my baby's funeral the grieving mom was just trying to replace her dead baby =D
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Jan 22, 2015 21:41
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update: I read it glad I read it. So there's a vote of confidence for others that are in the position I was in.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:43
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There were 3 or 4 guys in law school who would wear suits every day. They were loving dicks.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:45
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Who are these guys? I've sure never hung out with one. i used to see them a lot, they mostly seem to be pursuing degrees in business administration and kinda silver spoon-ish. people who wear polos and button-ups to college are kinda in the same boat, though, i noticed they also tended to be enormous fuckwads but in that spazzy, spergy mouthbreather sort of way
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Jan 22, 2015 21:47
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Jan 22, 2015 21:47
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satanic splash-back posted:*makes racecar noises while drifting office chairs around cubicles, complains about passing right of way when sally gets her dumb executive-suit-wearing-bitch-self on the floor* lol
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Jan 22, 2015 21:47
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my suits costs more than your house
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Jan 22, 2015 21:49
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i'd be a dick too if every slobbering shitcunt acted like a tartass asseater just because i actually put some effort into my appearance and like feeling good about how i look and constantly reminded them of what a slob they are #dressedmanpositive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw
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