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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

The Kestrel posted:

My fiancée doesn't wear make-up, thankfully.

😬

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appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

what's with nerds and not liking girls with makeup

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

appropriatemetaphor posted:

what's with nerds and not liking girls with makeup

they don't know poo poo about women so they think women wearing "natural-looking" makeup aren't wearing any at all

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i prefer an all natural, free range bae

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
im pretty sure you'd know if you're fiancee is wearing makeup.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
dump her

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
forcibly yank the ring off her finger and tell her ur gonna sell it

The Kestrel
Dec 16, 2013

afeelgoodpoop posted:

ur pretty sure I'd know if I'm fiancee is wearing makeup.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

forcibly yank the ring off her finger and tell her ur gonna sell it
Not doing rings, so wouldn't work.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

dude's a goon i wouldn't go making assumptions that he "knows" anything about women

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

appropriatemetaphor posted:

dude's a goon i wouldn't go making assumptions that he "knows" anything about women

i read some articles about the human female period so i'm up to date with how it all works down there

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

i start peeing blood and everyone says go to the docotr but then a girl does it and its "natural"

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

appropriatemetaphor posted:

what's with nerds and not liking girls with makeup

i dunno but its lol.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



opus111 posted:

i dunno but its lol.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

The Kestrel posted:

My fiancée doesn't wear make-up, thankfully.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

im calling it now fiancee is his cats name

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

im calling it now fiancee is his cats name

and also his relationship w it

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

social vegan posted:

and also his relationship w it

fiancee feast

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



mrw ur bae is so basic she only likes to play with empty abercrombie and fitch bags

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
"I never wear makeup" is the girl version of "I used to bench 300"

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

ElGroucho posted:

"I never wear makeup" is the girl version of "I used to bench 300"

i would say its closer to overhearing strangers at a party talking about game of thrones or something and butting into the conversation to say "i dont own a tv"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i would say its closer to overhearing strangers at a party talking about game of thrones or something and butting into the conversation to say "i dont own a tv"

Whoa, on point

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

appropriatemetaphor posted:

i start peeing blood and everyone says go to the docotr but then a girl does it and its "natural"

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
everytime someone tells me they don't wear makeup its like, maybe you should put some on and then you woudn't have to be talking to me- a goon.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i would say its closer to overhearing strangers at a party talking about game of thrones or something and butting into the conversation to say "i dont own a tv"

this burns. although I own a tv, i dont have cable or satellite and have never seen game of thrones. to be fair im usually already in the conversation so its not like im butting in ... but still ............... people must think im weird

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Miltank posted:

everytime someone tells me they don't wear makeup its like, maybe you should put some on and then you woudn't have to be talking to me- a goon.

sorry, im gay

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

red19fire posted:

Someone once defined being basic as knowing that you're being marketed/advertised to and embracing it as a lifestyle anyway.
so literally every person on earth, except for the ones who are too oblivious to notice the marketing. okay.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

social vegan posted:

mrw ur bae is so basic she only likes to play with empty abercrombie and fitch bags

my cats favorite bag is a urban outfitters bag, is my cat bas

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
You're supposed to rip the string of beads out like a lawnmower

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