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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Jimong5 posted:

Lemon is a citrus so use some bs about powerful antioxidants


http://www.similasanusa.com



gently caress yeah

oh man swiss moms are looking to be my prime target base

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

I.C. posted:

But this spray…you spray ON things, not IN you. It's like a crystal except better because it can penetrate…I don't even know.

no no im feeling this

a crystal inserted into your anus that vibrates at different frequencies that harmful bacteria are attuned to but not the cells in your body based on the electroelastic resistance of the ph in the bacteria

different bacteria will have different frequencies and you can pay (a sort of freemium service if you will) to download new frequencies to fight different viruses

or maybe even something to help constipation and fibromyalgia sufferers

i think i have a winner on my hands

on the other hand homeopathic spray doesn't involve making up complex crystal dildos with wifi connections


need to think about this

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i like the wifi connections idea, like now im thinking about a bracelet that improves your iphone wireless signal.. find some way to sell this to the already pliable apple cult

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
ok opening up a website

diseasefree.co.ck

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