Brought to you by Carl's Jr.- Kate Upton Who?

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nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

when is her round in the fappening? please bump when

# ? Jan 23, 2015 06:41

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:07

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

Juicy brets

# ? Jan 23, 2015 06:43

Francis Baconator: Jul 11, 2008; Thanks for the avatar man!

Boobie's Bog House

# ? Jan 23, 2015 06:52

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

lady in da OP has a pro-tier rack and body, pity about the scrub-tier nose

maybe the ad money will pay for a new one

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:00

root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

$1 spicy chicken sandwiches you stupid motherfuckers.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:00

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

has she been around and i just didn't hear about her until now because im unhip and stay locked in my dark basement or not

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:01

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Uncle Wemus posted:

has she been around and i just didn't hear about her until now because im unhip and stay locked in my dark basement or not

think its the latter cause I'm an expert in bomb rear end titties and never heard of her until today

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:02

root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

'Twas shadowy world. A tittless enigma.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:03

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

mournful, she has a mournful nose

like a suicide note stapled to her face

wanna buy a casket and give her nose a tasteful, dignified funeral

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:04

Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

Gaunab posted:

I never thought i'd say this but i'm tired of seeing huge boobed blondes with no rear end

why do fags like yourself perpetuate this white girls no rear end bullshit when that's asians

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:10

cams: Mar 28, 2003

if in n out, carls jr would be my favorite fast food burger.

thank god for in n out

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:11

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

dawww

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:22

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

I've been abusing myself to internet pictures of girls with hugs tits for so long that regular human women no longer do it for me. Thanks for pushing me further into this arousal purgatory. Dont even got no "carl junior" burgers in this drat country. God drat.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:34

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

i love fat tits of all sizes

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:36

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

bitmap posted:

I've been abusing myself to internet pictures of girls with hugs tits for so long that regular human women no longer do it for me. Thanks for pushing me further into this arousal purgatory. Dont even got no "carl junior" burgers in this drat country. God drat.

Women with big tits are not human? I would argue the other way around goon sire :colbert:

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:36

root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

My mom has at most Bs so thats what I like because :biotruths:

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:45

naem: May 29, 2011

BossRighteous posted:

My mom has at most Bs so thats what I like because

Is this why I like bitchy domineering brunettes

# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:59

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

naem = mean...but why

# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:00

Ruddha: Jan 21, 2006; when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky

its sad when you see a woman with no hips, or rear end, or thighs. Pathetic.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:02

Dyna Soar: Nov 30, 2006

i dont wanna say i dont give a poo poo about breasts b/c i do, but i do not give a poo poo about some chick with big boobs if she doesn't even show them

# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:03

Dyna Soar: Nov 30, 2006

Ruddha posted:

its sad when you see a woman with no hips, or rear end, or thighs. Pathetic.

an amputee

# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:03

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Dyna Soar posted:

i dont wanna say i dont give a poo poo about breasts b/c i do, but i do not give a poo poo about some chick with big boobs if she doesn't even show them

A 23 Year old law graduate with an IQ of 155 couldn't refute this point.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:04

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

hectik posted:

For real. Above average face + tig 'ole bitties = smoking hot, apparently. It's like they think the average dude doesn't even glance at the rest of the body (as long as she's

edit: oops I guess I'm a retard. you said "above average" fair enough, i'll allow it. retracted

Damo fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Jan 23, 2015

# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:12

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

Orkin Mang posted:

i cant believe how much i love tits

couldn't have said it better, friend

# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:16

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

her tits are great, but her michael jackson nose is awful

# ? Jan 23, 2015 09:08

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Kate Upton has no rear end and a bad waist to hip ratio.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 09:39

Dyna Soar: Nov 30, 2006

The Dennis System posted:

Kate Upton has no rear end and a bad waist to hip ratio.

she's quite pretty tho, even if she's not perfect according to a spreadsheet or w/e you use to rate women

# ? Jan 23, 2015 09:41

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

The Dennis System posted:

Kate Upton has no rear end and a bad waist to hip ratio.

True.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 09:42

cams: Mar 28, 2003

The Dennis System posted:

Kate Upton has no rear end and a bad waist to hip ratio.

if i were dating a woman who looked like kate upton and we were having a conversation about exploring our sexual proclivities, there is not a single goddamn thing she could bring up that would make me balk.

this is my way of saying that i'd let kate upton piss on me

# ? Jan 23, 2015 09:43

Dyna Soar: Nov 30, 2006

cams posted:

if i were dating a woman who looked like kate upton and we were having a conversation about exploring our sexual proclivities, there is not a single goddamn thing she could bring up that would make me balk.

this is my way of saying that i'd let kate upton piss on me

first thing i would do is make that bitch inject some industrial rubber or w/e into her rear end and maybe wear a corset

# ? Jan 23, 2015 09:44

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Dyna Soar posted:

first thing i would do is make that bitch inject some industrial rubber or w/e into her rear end and maybe wear a corset

an rear end corset would sure be an asset for dating kate upton :smug:

# ? Jan 23, 2015 09:44

cams: Mar 28, 2003

Dyna Soar posted:

first thing i would do is make that bitch inject some industrial rubber or w/e into her rear end and maybe wear a corset

the first thing i would do is try to hide how much of a nerd i am and focus on how i like surfing and museums and then ask if she wants to go get some vietnamese food or something, then try and kiss her at the end of the night and hope to god she invites me in

then, if she does, i will have sex with her at LEAST two times.

we probably don't have much in common but i would totally try and present the parts of myself i think would be appealing to someone that hot. i wouldn't lie cause i'm not into that but she's so hot i'd try and impress her. i doubt we'd last but hopefully i could have sex with her before she decided to move on. or at least let me grab some titties and make out with her.

i just think she is a very attractive woman, you see.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 10:00

Dyna Soar: Nov 30, 2006

i wonder how you'd impress a girl like that. idk probably by being yourself and if it's not enough then a tittygrab just wasn't in the cards for you.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 10:04

cams: Mar 28, 2003

Dyna Soar posted:

i wonder how you'd impress a girl like that. idk probably by being yourself and if it's not enough then a tittygrab just wasn't in the cards for you.

yeah but i mean i'd focus way more on the surfing and love of art and live comedy rather than the video games and comic books.

# ? Jan 23, 2015 10:08

Dyna Soar: Nov 30, 2006

she's like what, 22? she probably likes video games. comics are always a miss, and i guess she should be into surfing cos she's a swimsuit model.

who knows maybe you two would be perfect for each other

# ? Jan 23, 2015 10:10