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http://www.letsmasturbate.com/ Here are some of my favorites: quote:Dick on a Rope quote:Cool as Ice quote:Who's that? quote:Home improvement Post your favorite masturbation techniques ITT
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:05 |
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Trying. Can't get boner.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:08 |
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Already finished. Thanks for the suggestion OP.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:08 |
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Demonachizer posted:Already finished. Thanks for the suggestion OP. Which technique did you use? This is important? I really need a trip report for "Cool as Ice"
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:10 |
I stopped masturbation all together in november 2013.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:12 |
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Shoot the Tube May motivate you to change the roll when it's your turn: While your cock is still soft, slip an empty toilet paper roll over it and pull the tip out the top. Keep stretching your cock as it gets hard to maximize the amount of it sticking out of the tube (you may need to cut the tube with scissors beforehand depending on your length). The base of the tube should be as close to your nuts as possible. As more blood becomes trapped in the tip, your dome will really get huge and purple and colored. Now oil up your finger and thumb and grip around right under the straining head (again, you need enough space between the end of the roll and where your head starts, so make sure the tube is the correct length for your cock). Rotate your finger and thumb in repeating circular motions. Your knob will look unbelievably engorged. When you get some clear precum oozing from the tip, put it on the tip of your free index finger and lightly dab your loaded nuts and think about some hot chick licking your balls. When you are about to cum, pull down on the paper tube towards your balls. The roll will prevent your cum from shooting out for the first couple of contractions, but then it will blast out with a huge velocity. Water safety Go get a pair of "water-wings" that little kids wear around their arms in the pool to help them float and swim. Blow one of them up as much as you can. (The more air, the tighter the feel.) Take some Vaseline and coat the inside and your cock. Place the "device" between the couch cushions and insert your cock and pump away.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:12 |
Gas Thread Ban OP
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:17 |
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http://www.jackinworld.com/
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:19 |
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drat i already finished wish i had seen this thread 10 seconds earlier
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:19 |
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Keepin' America 'Batin for 300 years
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:20 |
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Get Glad For this one, make double sure no one's around: Take a trash bag (white, NOT black!), cut two holes in it; one on each corner of the bottom, giving a hole about an inch in diameter. Get into the bag, sliding your legs through the holes, all the way up as far as it'll go. It should look like tight plastic shorts if you do it right. When you're finished, take a good teaspoonful of Vaseline (or whatever you like to use), drop it down inside the front of the bag, tie it off or something (I use duct tape), and slide your penis around in it! Feels great after the Vaseline melts. Bets way to reach an orgasm is to use your palm to slide it side to side.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:24 |
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Hey do any of you goons want to plan a masturbation meetup? I was thinking that we could rent a hotel conference room and grab a base of trash bags and a couple pounds of vasoline.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:49 |
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im all natty brah, dont need no vas, no fleshlight, no paper towel tubes, no cialis, none of that all natty brah just me and my meat beaters
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 05:58 |
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 06:07 |
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Jokes on you. I am SUPER into skeleton ghosts.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 06:07 |
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Break out the cracker. Circle up. I've got a hair trigger
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 06:14 |
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Look at all that orgasam sauce dripping from taht creeper!! wowzers!
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 06:42 |
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im masturbatingh
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:31 |
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realy wish they wouldnt use words like "balls" and "cock" its a huge turn off. like in my fan fiction i always write "the secret blossom of the bottom" i dont think this masutbating web site has much poetry
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:34 |
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my pair of dainty prunes
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 07:58 |
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joy juice containers
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:23 |
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Used the two finger method, sort of like making an ok hand gesture. Hope I did it right..
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:34 |
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toggle posted:joy juice containers drat good username
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:35 |
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I remember using Yahoo! to search for "masturbation techniques" when I was like 12 and I burn with shame at the memory.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:36 |
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JebanyPedal posted:I remember using Yahoo! to search for "masturbation techniques" when I was like 12 and I burn with shame at the memory.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:38 |
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i think i searched for "exhibitionist" and i liked that the girls in 199x would flash in public. hot and still hot imo
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 08:41 |
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JebanyPedal posted:I remember using Yahoo! to search for "masturbation techniques" when I was like 12 and I burn with shame at the memory. You probably got this same website considering how old it is
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 14:30 |
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Sometimes I feel ashamed about my own depravity...I wish I would have known about this wholesome website that could have guided me down the right path in life. BTW baby oil is better than vaseline in the garbage bag
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 19:05 |
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Let's Masturbate Meet 'n' gently caress Kingdom!! [64k needs to purchase Vaseline]
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 19:28 |
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im dead
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 19:33 |
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quote:The cold cum that comes out is very refreshing and the cool cum is great to store for future use.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 19:35 |
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Freeze...cum...for...future...use.... That's gonna be one hell of a dirty martini on the rocks.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 19:41 |
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I like to get off by violently assaulting people that know and trust me
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI6ZN-CAaKQ
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 23:03 |
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I'm jo'ing to skeleton ghost
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 23:05 |
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Father_Johann posted:Freeze...cum...for...future...use.... But god does it taste good
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 23:10 |
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that one beats the flying windows windows 98 i flip through porn like some people flip through tv channels "never anything good on"
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 23:12 |
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I masturbated to my wife this morning while she did her makeup topless. Kind of busy now, but thanks for the invite.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 01:10 |
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Masturbation challenge. Every time you rub one out, look at smaller and smaller thumbnails. Videos and gifs are not allowed. No text descriptions either.
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