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i'm trying to save myself. posting this from a quicksand puddle in which i am currently up to my armpits and will soon be unable to use my arms to type anymore. every time i pull myself up i get sucked down further. please give advice.
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Jan 23, 2015 15:18
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please share your stories about saving yourself for your boy
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Jan 23, 2015 15:18
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Bicyclops posted:i'm trying to save myself. posting this from a quicksand puddle in which i am currently up to my armpits and will soon be unable to use my arms to type anymore. every time i pull myself up i get sucked down further. please give advice. sounds like your vagina area is covered up so I'm failing to see the problems(?)
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Jan 23, 2015 15:19
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social vegan posted:sounds like your vagina area is covered up so I'm failing to see the problems(?) but its filling with quicksand
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Jan 23, 2015 15:20
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saving my booty for satan's calloused grasp.
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Jan 23, 2015 15:21
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when you got real talent, you dont need to show of your "bootie" to sell records
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Jan 23, 2015 15:22
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Bicyclops posted:but its filling with quicksand someday u will meet that special boy and u'll know he's special because he will spend every waking hour he has to dig sand out of your booty and or vagina. pretty romantic imo
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Jan 23, 2015 15:25
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I'm pretty sure that you can't see the 'vagina area' through a swimsuit? Are thighs apart of the vagina area? I'm so confused.
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Jan 23, 2015 15:27
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I once saved myself from danger with nothing but my quick wit, my large and powerful hands (which have proven excellent on such occasions time and time again), and my somewhat clumsy but unquestionably loyal sidekick.
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Jan 23, 2015 15:32
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Jim Barris posted:I'm pretty sure that you can't see the 'vagina area' through a swimsuit? Are thighs apart of the vagina area? I'm so confused. it is ok if you don't know what a vagina is
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Jan 23, 2015 15:32
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social vegan posted:it is ok if you don't know what a vagina is It's a heart condition.
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Jan 23, 2015 16:01
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I save myself hundreds in the coupons forum.
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Jan 23, 2015 16:06
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lose yourself video? I was in the back superman video? I was in the back
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Jan 23, 2015 16:12
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saving my rear end in a top hat for jail, hope that counts
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Jan 23, 2015 16:12
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it doesn't count if it's through a hole in a sheet
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Jan 23, 2015 16:17
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Gaunab posted:it doesn't count if it's through a hole in a sheet ghost dicks don't count no
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Jan 23, 2015 16:22
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I have nothing left to save
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Jan 23, 2015 16:23
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I thought about saving myself but it seemed like more work than I'm worth, so I left me to die.
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Jan 23, 2015 16:25
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Nation posted:I have nothing left to save v good evanescence song
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Jan 23, 2015 16:35
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don't worry no one wants you in skimpy outfits we'll save those for the attractive girls you just stick to making music saying it's okay to eat too much food
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Jan 23, 2015 16:35
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just owned a teen pop star on the internet heh no big deal
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Jan 23, 2015 16:35
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never heard of her, much less think of bangin her
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Jan 23, 2015 16:43
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lol just learned that she has a song called dear future husband
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Jan 23, 2015 16:45
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who is this person
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Jan 23, 2015 16:46
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drat the second she goes on tour and mom isn't around anymore she's going to become sexcrazed god help whatever poor men she snares in her trap
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Jan 23, 2015 16:46
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logical phalluses posted:who is this person i looked her up. she's the fatty that sings all about dat bass.
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Jan 23, 2015 16:49
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why is she dressed like she's five, can she only be chaste if she looks like a toddler toddlers are agents of satan
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Jan 23, 2015 16:50
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Save this for when her 2nd album doesn't sell and she drops 30 pounds and sports mad cam-toe for her 3rd album
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Jan 23, 2015 16:50
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Jan 23, 2015 16:53
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i am happy to do my part in making her wait until marriage
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Jan 23, 2015 17:00
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im shaving my self for my hubsand
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Jan 23, 2015 17:12
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:don't worry no one wants you in skimpy outfits we'll save those for the attractive girls you just stick to making music saying it's okay to eat too much food
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Jan 23, 2015 17:13
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i dunno why virgins seem to be sought after, theyve always been a turnoff to me
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Jan 23, 2015 17:14
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Zzulu posted:i dunno why virgins seem to be sought after, theyve always been a turnoff to me i feel like it's sorta like when a warlock or witch finds a really innocent child to make into a stew or something they get really excited about that stuff because you get more energy for dark magic
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Jan 23, 2015 17:17
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only way virgins are cool is if you teach them the helicopter is a normal sex position that everyone starts with
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Jan 23, 2015 17:17
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I would plow my dick all up in her bass.
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Jan 23, 2015 17:22
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:i feel like it's sorta like when a warlock or witch finds a really innocent child to make into a stew or something they get really excited about that stuff because you get more energy for dark magic i understand perfectly now
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Jan 23, 2015 17:23
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meg bae if you do anal your still virgin
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Jan 23, 2015 17:24
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does that mean gay men are eternal virgins since they dont have vaginas
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