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One of the people I work with produces burlesque shows on the side so we often talk about her shaking her titties onstage. She's cute, so I'm pretty OK with it.
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Flying Fortress posted:"I don't have anything against the fags just so long as they don't try any of that gay poo poo on me" this probably means he dreams about getting drilled by a hot homo
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Jan 23, 2015 19:16
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gnarlyhotep posted:this probably means he dreams about getting drilled by a hot homo "YEAH so yeah these fags better not hit on me or you know, they'll regret it. So if youre gay you better not hit on me, cause that would totally be the worst thing ever and if you even thought about making out with me, well that would just be swell. hell. i mean hell."
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Jan 23, 2015 19:21
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Zeroisanumber posted:One of the people I work with produces burlesque shows on the side so we often talk about her shaking her titties onstage. She's cute, so I'm pretty OK with it. stop posting about that poo poo on an internet forum and hit dat.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:22
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Booties posted:stop posting about that poo poo on an internet forum and hit dat. I've had a going concern for the last couple months, so banging my work partner in the back of an ambulance is out for now.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:27
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White power
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Jan 23, 2015 19:37
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*Sees email from someone in the company they never have any interaction with. Body reads "Your wire transfer for $114,785 is complete. Open attachment for details." * *Opens attachment* *Everyone else in the company gets email, and at least 15 other dumb asses open attachments and they all send out the same email with the same attachment again* *Is director of regulatory affairs* Don't worry. This has only happened a couple of times.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:38
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:*Sees email from someone in the company they never have any interaction with. Body reads "Your wire transfer for $114,785 is complete. Open attachment for details." * ugh. this happened yesterday. I didn't have a working computer for 6 hours.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:40
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Coworker: "I'm really glad they're going to start drug testing people on unemployment and food stamps. The state is going to save so much money!" Me: "They tried that in Florida and way less than 1% of the people tested were using drugs, and it ended up costing the state a ton of money" Coworker: "Really? huh. They must have found some way to get around the drug test or something."
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Jan 23, 2015 19:40
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"it's really quiet in here, are you all those people that get depressed in the winter?"
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Jan 23, 2015 19:45
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Yes that's right millennials, you have to WORK. AHahahahahaha. And the people you work with are religious, conservative and think you're weird as poo poo. Dress nicely, say good morning, say bless you when someone sneezes and STFU
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Jan 23, 2015 19:50
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Yes that's right millennials, you have to WORK. AHahahahahaha. And the people you work with are religious, conservative and think you're weird as poo poo. Dress nicely, say good morning, say bless you when someone sneezes and STFU Im not a millennial
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Jan 23, 2015 20:01
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gnarlyhotep posted:Im not a millennial
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Jan 23, 2015 20:05
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"Hey, doing all these tests these people don't need is awesome! It's Job Security!" - Healthcare workers on defrauding the Federal Government
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Jan 23, 2015 20:05
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gnarlyhotep posted:Im not a millennial
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Jan 23, 2015 20:10
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poo poo Dr. Oz said.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:10
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NurhacisUrn posted:"Hey, doing all these tests these people don't need is awesome! It's Job Security!" - Healthcare workers on defrauding the Federal Government - healthcare workers figuring out how the defense industry did it
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Jan 23, 2015 20:16
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"I wanted to get my sons (her then newborn and her then 2 year old  ) circumcised because it puts them at less of a risk for AIDS but my doctor recommended against it, so I let her know what I thought of her and switched doctors. She isn't supposed to let her personal opinions get in the way of her practice!"The other woman she was speaking to and I both looked at each other and there was a pause, then the other woman said: "Oh... but what about condoms? They could use condoms", so then the mother talked about how foreskin holds the AIDS in and it absorbs so the other woman said "Yeah, but with condoms the foreskin would be covered, right?" and the woman didn't really have anything to say about that.
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Professor Shark posted:"I wanted to get my sons (her then newborn and her then 2 year old She's right in that circumcision can help prevent the spread of HIV, but condoms would work just as well.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:19
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gnarlyhotep posted:Im not a millennial
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Jan 23, 2015 20:25
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usually we talk about work.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:29
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"You're gonna get CANCER from all that aspartame in the diet soda you drink! Seriously, you will. It's disgusting." *Goes outside for a cig break* Seriously, if you're reading this Mandy, gently caress you. gently caress you in your giant resting bitch-face walrus face.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:30
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Why does car guy always sit in the car and avoid people at lunch, but then complains nobody is social at work? Also, I'm a millennial and you old bastards are loving dumb. Young people rule, old people drool.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:33
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Chemtrails are real, they admitted to it
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Jan 23, 2015 20:34
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AssassinPrincess posted:"You're gonna get CANCER from all that aspartame in the diet soda you drink! Seriously, you will. It's disgusting." same but was told this with methanol to formaldehyde but when i explained that alot of fruit juices produce the similar if not more, they shut up. nerds.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:35
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NurhacisUrn posted:"Hey, doing all these tests these people don't need is awesome! It's Job Security!" - Healthcare workers on defrauding the Federal Government This too
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Jan 23, 2015 20:35
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"yeah it sucks that people can't drink their water anymore, but i still like fracking because gas is $2 a gallon!"
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Jan 23, 2015 20:37
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"You know, if you unscrew a lightbulb loose enough that it flickers, ghosts know what you're doing and will start communicating through it"
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Jan 23, 2015 20:40
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"i'm gay." just another day at teh gay warehouse
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Jan 23, 2015 20:46
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"Farming is socialism." "Medical professionals should refuse to treat patients who can't pay."
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Jan 23, 2015 20:49
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"I was listening to Rush earlier and.."
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Jan 23, 2015 20:50
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"The bagels at the cafe in the lobby arent very good." I agree with my co-workers on this.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:51
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Cymoril posted:"Farming is socialism." people who speak like this should have all their possessions immediately redistributed.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:54
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Wooten posted:"I was listening to Rush earlier and.." Limbaugh or 2112?
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Jan 23, 2015 20:55
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Anorexic Sea Turtle posted:Limbaugh or 2112? Either way it ends in Tears.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:57
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"I don't know why everyone is talking about global warming. Look how cold it is outside!" She was not kidding, either. I kind of laughed thinking she was joking at first and she went off on a rant about the "liberal media." I have a co-worker who honestly believes that in order for global warming to be a thing, it has to be warm all the time everywhere.
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Jan 23, 2015 21:00
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Libelous Slander posted:people who speak like this should have all their possessions immediately redistributed. They also veered straight into, "Why is the government taking our guns? Why are they disarming us? Because they're afraid!" When asked their zodiac sign, they replied, "Christian."
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Jan 23, 2015 21:04
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a lot of things political i hear around the office is, with the exception of knowing whos president, they checked out politically in like 2005.
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Jan 23, 2015 21:05
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"But we're in danger of shifting the paradigm." "Maybe we need to open a few more swim lanes to reduce friction."
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afkmacro posted:"Maybe we need to open a few more swim lanes to reduce friction." this is loving amazing
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