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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I had to talk to my boss in my office the other day because he farted in his office

whats his username?

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fearlessflyingfish
Dec 24, 2014

Did you seriously pack drugs and candy for dinner?
Once my boss gave away my desk to a new manager. He told the manager, who told me. So I got up and walked into his office, where he was lazily Rapid Sharing music.

"Gary, did you give my desk away?"

And then he just starts scream

"AW poo poo AW poo poo AW poo poo AW poo poo" like he's having a goddamn fit. He's 40-something with a bunch of kids and he looks JUST LIKE DR. KLEINER from Half Life.

He was an awful boss, and he would basically say nothing at all until he exploded with fury. Once he started screaming "poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo" while kicking a box of books because the laser scanner wasn't working.

Holy poo poo, Gary, if you're here, I always hated you and we all know about the house swapping, we were just too polite to talk about it.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Piss in my rear end

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Lets go to Booby Trap -infront of the secretaries

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