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Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
dis movie can be summed up perfectly by one line in it, "after noon nap that you hippies like"

literally the main hippie does nothing but still succeeds

good music

good movie

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Tasteful Bulge
Sep 5, 2003

It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak.
It was PT Anderson trying to make a funny movie but he only has a basic concept of what humor is. So the people who try to argue that scenes are deep or whatever miss the point that it's just Anderson trying to tell jokes and failing miserably.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Nanomashoes posted:

Joaqin was good, Benicio del Toro was good, Josh Brolin was good, Martin Short was good, Owen Wilson was good, yet the movie was bad.

Owen Wilson was not particularly good.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I saw it and it was fun but a bit frustrating.

I also saw it with Paul T. Anderson in the theater and got free pankaku. Which was pretty cool.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Zeroisanumber posted:

Owen Wilson was not particularly good.

and yet he was not bad, unlike the movie

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Abu Dave posted:

dis movie can be summed up perfectly by one line in it, "after noon nap that you hippies like"

literally the main hippie does nothing but still succeeds

good music

good movie

he gets Coy his life back, which is a pretty good thing to do.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I saw the movie. Did I like it? Yes. Did I like the sex scene? Yes. Did I get a boner from it? Yes. Could I not make the boner go down before the movie ended? Yes. Did I try to cover it by holding my jacket over my groin? Yes. Did my father get aggravated about me not putting my coat on, even though it was cold? Yes. Did he pull the jacket away from my groin, exposing my erection on a public street? Yes. Did he exclaim "Hey everybody; come look at my 45 year old child's pathetic Cinema Dick"? Yes. Am I going to finally move out of his house in retaliation? I will get back to you on that one.

3.5/5 stars

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

amityville anus posted:

I don't watch video media produced by apes for apes.

Skip Bip

himajinga
Mar 19, 2003

Und wenn du lange in einen Schuh blickst, blickt der Schuh auch in dich hinein.
My friends and I saw it in a packed theater and were the only ones laughing when funny things happened, everyone else seemed vaguely annoyed and I think were trying to watch it as if it were some serious drama, it was very strange and reminded me of when I saw Fargo and the exact same thing happened. I kinda wanna get real baked and watch it again.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
it looks like the big lebowski without any jokes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
whats so god drat special about the sex scene

himajinga
Mar 19, 2003

Und wenn du lange in einen Schuh blickst, blickt der Schuh auch in dich hinein.

Horniest Manticore posted:

it looks like the big lebowski without any jokes

yeah it's kinda like this strange cross between fear and loathing (druggy beat movie) and the big lebowski (fish out of water non sequitur slacker film noir sendup)

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I liked the book but it seemed like Paul Thomas Anderson was too afraid of making a Big Lebowski prequel so he made it kinda plodding and boring

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Zzulu posted:

whats so god drat special about the sex scene

the almost footjob scene was better

e: now that i think about it...that was the same scene wasn't it? maybe i shoulda seen it sober

Stevie Lee fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Jan 27, 2015

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
which sex scene are we talking about i forgot and none of them seemed really remarkable other than pussy eaters?

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
sportello was done in like five pumps

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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there was maybe 60 seconds of solid laughing but other than than i walked out because jesus that loving movie wouldn't stop and also BORRRRRRRRIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

Tasteful Bulge posted:

It was PT Anderson trying to make a funny movie but he only has a basic concept of what humor is.

it's like you haven't watched boogie nights or something

matrix ripoff fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Jan 27, 2015

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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the part where the cop guy called the hippie guy and was using hippie slang to piss him off; that was pretty laffo

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

himajinga posted:

yeah it's kinda like this strange cross between fear and loathing (druggy beat movie) and the big lebowski (fish out of water non sequitur slacker film noir sendup)

That would be amzing but this movie sounds way more boring than either of these

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

There are about 4 or 5 scenes in this movie that are good, usually involving drugs or Brolin.

himajinga
Mar 19, 2003

Und wenn du lange in einen Schuh blickst, blickt der Schuh auch in dich hinein.

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

That would be amzing but this movie sounds way more boring than either of these

I mean in form, maybe not in execution however

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Zzulu posted:

whats so god drat special about the sex scene

Spanking and then really rough sex after the woman talks about all the dick her boyfriend made her suck and the gangbangs she had when he lent her to his friends

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Professor Shark posted:

Spanking and then really rough sex after the woman talks about all the dick her boyfriend made her suck and the gangbangs she had when he lent her to his friends

Yes

It was hot but two friends said it made then uncomfortable and im sure tumblr has lots more

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Nanomashoes posted:

The movie was just words literally lifted from the pages of the book and not changed at all for the screen so I wonder why it was made and why it managed to be bad when the book was good.
Katherine Waterston has some big nips though.

All the great dialogue from the book became awful movie dialogue because the Visual Element of reading text is different from the Audio Xperience of hearing text spoken

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
Belladonna (a former absolutely filthy porn star) has a small cameo and I was glad I restrained myself from mentioning that to my girlfriend while we watched it.

himajinga
Mar 19, 2003

Und wenn du lange in einen Schuh blickst, blickt der Schuh auch in dich hinein.

shut up netface posted:

Belladonna (a former absolutely filthy porn star) has a small cameo and I was glad I restrained myself from mentioning that to my girlfriend while we watched it.

I had this horrible nagging feeling during that whole scene, like, where have I seen this person before, and when I IMDBed it I cracked the gently caress up.

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May 27, 2004



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himajinga posted:

I had this horrible nagging feeling during that whole scene, like, where have I seen this person before, and when I IMDBed it I cracked the gently caress up.

"I like taking a load in my mouth and then another load in my rear end."

-a thing said by Michelle "Belladonna" Sinclair

(may the lord keep her in his favor)

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
belladonna used to be p. hot in a really skanky way

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shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

himajinga posted:

I had this horrible nagging feeling during that whole scene, like, where have I seen this person before, and when I IMDBed it I cracked the gently caress up.

The exact same thing happened with Gianna Michaels in Pirhana 3D "Id recognize those tittays anywhere"

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