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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

asian women are the worst and crazy

Google results for: asian woman cuts off husband's

About 6,780,000 results

Fuuuuuuuck that

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Woman in China chops cheating husband's penis off - twice ...
https://www.straitstimes.com/.../asia/...asia/.../wife-chops-cheating-husbands-pen...
Jan 14, 2015 - Asia East Asia - A wife in China is facing jail after chopping off her ... she stormed into their bedroom where he was sleeping and cut off his ..

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
GBS - why are old white dudes obsessed with getting an asian wife

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
goons

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Revenge for Pearl Harbor.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kbGrQe17cU

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i dated a filipino girl for 6 years don't do it if you get old trust me on this

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
theyre like little almond people
:gizz:

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Its ok to date asian chicks just date short ones and keep all your knives/sharp objects on the top shelf

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



*Ex-wife got all his poo poo in divorce, had opinions, wanted him to put the toilet seat down a lot*

*Hears that asian women are totally subservient and will do whatever will please their husbands*

*Is about to learn otherwise*

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
also yeah keep them away from knives they like to kill you and then themselves with them

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
i dunno man i've never had any trouble with my china wife, she does everything i say and eats practically nothing so i would say go for it, 4 stars would buy again

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
because white women are uppity and will divorce you and take all your money
black women are ugly
mexican women are not the right kind of "exotic"

there. sorted. next question.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

AssassinPrincess posted:

*Ex-wife got all his poo poo in divorce, had opinions, wanted him to put the toilet seat down a lot*

*Hears that asian women are totally subservient and will do whatever will please their husbands*

*Is about to learn otherwise*

*filipino wife gets greencard*

*divorces*

*white dude marries another*

*cycle repeats*

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
So what's the probability of waking up and finding your dick cut off and thrown in the toilet if you marry an Asian woman?

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

I've chopped so many dicks off I've got carpal tunnel.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
pedophilia op

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

Dick Fagballzson posted:

So what's the probability of waking up and finding your dick cut off and thrown in the toilet if you marry an Asian woman?

She might not go for the dick but you want to keep the knife drawer out of her reach when you get into a fight with her. Trust me on this, bitches be trippin.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Dick Fagballzson posted:

So what's the probability of waking up and finding your dick cut off and thrown in the toilet if you marry an Asian woman?
oh you could find it anywhere

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i pine for an old white dude

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

Dick Fagballzson posted:

So what's the probability of waking up and finding your dick cut off and thrown in the toilet if you marry an Asian woman?

depends. if she's born here, super small. if she's an import, well....

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
There's this fat monster of a dude I went to school with who got himself a mail order bride from the Philippines. I pity them both.

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
As long as she doesn't flush it or put it down the garbage disposal it could still be reattached. Might be worth the risk. Asian women are cute.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Been seeing a girl from Taiwan for a bit now (she moved over for grad school and stayed for work), gotta say I've never had such an easy drama and power struggle free time getting into a relationship. A+ would date again.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Don Tacorleone posted:

Woman in China chops cheating husband's penis off - twice ...
https://www.straitstimes.com/.../asia/...asia/.../wife-chops-cheating-husbands-pen...
Jan 14, 2015 - Asia East Asia - A wife in China is facing jail after chopping off her ... she stormed into their bedroom where he was sleeping and cut off his ..

Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the man's missing member, the Mail reported.

They believe it may have been taken by a stray dog or cat.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

ArbitraryC posted:

Been seeing a girl from Taiwan for a bit now (she moved over for grad school and stayed for work), gotta say I've never had such an easy drama and power struggle free time getting into a relationship. A+ would date again.

dating a 2nd gen (usa born and raised) taiwanese girl atm. it's awesome, no lie.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

ArbitraryC posted:

Been seeing a girl from Taiwan for a bit now (she moved over for grad school and stayed for work), gotta say I've never had such an easy drama and power struggle free time getting into a relationship. A+ would date again.

I'm from Taiwan and I would chop your dick off in a SECOND.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I have never seen a black woman with an Asian man does this even happen

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

mookface posted:

I have never seen a black woman with an Asian man does this even happen

only nigerians in japanese porn.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

5-HT posted:

only nigerians in japanese porn.

aside from what the Japanese surely view as inter species fetishism though does it exist in society

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

spooky girlfriend posted:

I'm from Taiwan and I would chop your dick off in a SECOND.

Why do you hate/resent penises so much? Do you believe they are the source of a man's power?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
It's nice because even though she's super progressive and cares a lot about social issues, she only cares about important ones not stuff like fatshaming or problematic language. She has spoiled me and I think I would have a hard time dating white girls who talk about catcalling after her.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Has anyone told Al Sharpton about this rampant racism against people of color?

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

mookface posted:

aside from what the Japanese surely view as inter species fetishism though does it exist in society

well tiger woods exists, so we know it's somehow possible

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Why do you hate/resent penises so much? Do you believe they are the source of a man's power?

It started with me putting peepee in your coke, and somehow it escalated to me having a trophy wall of penises. I don't try to self-analyze.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

5-HT posted:

well tiger woods exists, so we know it's somehow possible

yeah but that had to have been a black man with an Asian woman. Had to have.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

mookface posted:

I have never seen a black woman with an Asian man does this even happen

could they have fertile offspring?

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

apparently chinese men are into dating black women now

http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/pictures/chinese-men-with-black-women-african-wives.html

so african women are to chinese men as chinese women are to white dudes, lol

5-HT fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Jan 23, 2015

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spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Harry in Rio posted:

could they have fertile offspring?

A black man and an asian woman produce a lyger, while an asian man and a black woman produce a tigron. Tigrons are weak and often don't survive to gestation, which is why you see them so rarely.

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