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I was at the liquor last night after the bar and my friend and I were going to buy a couple bottles of cider and some cigars for the walk home. We didn't have a lighter on us so I asked if we could just have a matchbook and he laughed in my loving face. 'Matches?!' he repeat almost dumbfounded 'I haven't seen matches in twelve years! I can't believe you thought we'd have matches!' I said gently caress you rear end in a top hat I'll take a lighter then and he just kept saying 'matches' under his breath and chortling to himself. EDit: here is audio of the events as they transpired https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoqekOqttJ0 BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jan 23, 2015 |
# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:40 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 22:52 |
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Gotta get some flight juice with my tiny glasses brb
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:41 |
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Get this man an account.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:42 |
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Owning people is wrong, and also illegal. If you are being owned by someone, please call a Human Trafficking hotline.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:42 |
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WHERE IS THE AUDIO
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:43 |
that's one of my pet peeves - the no matches thing. everyone is out to screw you these days it seems. squeeze every cent they can out of you. no one gives a gently caress about anything but money anymore.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:43 |
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I see matches all the time... One time i bought a pack of cigarettes and they were out of lighters so they gave me matches. YOu can get them at a lot of bars. Hipsters like to carry them instead of lighters.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:44 |
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lol matches e: found u a match machine mook
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:45 |
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Did you use the lighter to burn the place down? No? Then you deserved to get owned, beta bitch.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:45 |
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can't flim-flam the china-man
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:45 |
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what type of liquor store doesnt have free matches for when you buy smokes? I guess that's what all that Socialized Medicine you guys got up there will get ya
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:46 |
*high pitched girly voice* ooh i need matches i'm too good for butane i'm a weird little rear end in a top hat oooh ooh
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:49 |
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open container posted:WHERE IS THE AUDIO
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:50 |
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First of all, he should have mocked you for drinking cider, which is much worse than being an old man from the 1800s. Secondly, this person is correct: logical phalluses posted:I see matches all the time... One time i bought a pack of cigarettes and they were out of lighters so they gave me matches. YOu can get them at a lot of bars. Hipsters like to carry them instead of lighters. I always suspected you were a hipster, mookface, now I have proof!
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:52 |
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That guy doesn't sound asian at all.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:53 |
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Black Bones posted:First of all, he should have mocked you for drinking cider, which is much worse than being an old man from the 1800s. I am not a 'hipster' you take that back. Also it was that awesome sea cider poo poo that's like 14 percent alcohol
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:53 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:That guy doesn't sound asian at all. he was a Canadian man of Asian descent
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 21:54 |
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mookface posted:I am not a 'hipster' you take that back. Also it was that awesome sea cider poo poo that's like 14 percent alcohol That's exactly what a hipster would say when cornered! Only hipsters talk about The Sea or alcohol content. This banana shop keeper was right to laugh at you. Thru his laughter, he becomes better than you. There's only one thing to do . . and I think you know what that is . .
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:05 |
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chinese jerks make me laugh so hard they rule
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:08 |
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clerk was probably a gbs poster
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:12 |
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Black Bones posted:That's exactly what a hipster would say when cornered! Only hipsters talk about The Sea or alcohol content. i have to cut his brakes
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:14 |
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The sickest burn would be sickburn posted:
Its a pun on matches/singles is the joke
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:15 |
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You good man. I pat you on the head and feed you from the hand.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:17 |
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mookface posted:i have to cut his brakes Nah, that'll just help him get around faster. You must burn his shop to the ground, as a lesson to all the other liquor stores that they mock you at their peril!
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:18 |
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im going to act supercilious today about the most trite things today
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:18 |
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mookface posted:I was at the liquor last night after the bar and my friend and I were going to buy a couple bottles of cider and some cigars for the walk home. We didn't have a lighter on us so I asked if we could just have a matchbook and he laughed in my loving face. 'Matches?!' he repeat almost dumbfounded 'I haven't seen matches in twelve years! I can't believe you thought we'd have matches!' I said gently caress you rear end in a top hat I'll take a lighter then and he just kept saying 'matches' under his breath and chortling to himself. what wsa his pretense??? uo called him pretentious
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:19 |
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Let the cleansing flames be a lesson to all Chinese banana shop men everywhere: do not slight me or my kin.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:20 |
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If you want free matches you gotta go to one of those steakhouses that has been around since the '30s
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:21 |
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uh no we dont give out matches they dont burn out immediately. we are a gas station
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:31 |
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smoking is bad for you
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:34 |
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Schweinhund posted:smoking is bad for you yeah i know but chomping an a cigar now and then never hurt anyone except for my feelings as a result of the night's events
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:35 |
I work at a liquor store and I give people matchbooks by the handful. It's not like I'm paying for them.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:37 |
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Black Bones posted:There's only one thing to do . . and I think you know what that is . . The Raymond K Hessel treatment.
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:43 |
smh
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:44 |
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ghetto wormhole posted:I work at a liquor store and I give people matchbooks by the handful. It's not like I'm paying for them. It is individuals such as yourself that give me hope for a more together world. Thank you for not being pretentious Asian man
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# ? Jan 23, 2015 22:44 |
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woah, i feel like this could be a meme
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 00:34 |
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op this could go viral
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 00:34 |
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honestly he didn't really sound that pretentious to me op
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 00:35 |
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You really should use a torch lighter for cigars, not a regular lighter.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 00:35 |
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that was me, the pretentious asian man
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 00:36 |