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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


What the christ is up with that place do people eat there? is it just a money laundering front?

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Harald posted:

What the christ is up with that place do people eat there? is it just a money laundering front?

I eat there twice a week every week.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Your moms vag

edit: sorry op, thought it was a question

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Gorman Thomas posted:

Your moms vag

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
as far as i am concerned dicks last resort is a t shirt not a place

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Gorman Thomas posted:

Your moms vag

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
The Green Turtle

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
Dave & Buster's

Sufficient
Aug 7, 2006
I'M A FUCKING IDIOT
p.s. don't wear condoms
"LAST RESORT" - Docotr Steve Brule

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Gonna stay at their beach hotel, The Last Resort Resort.

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Gorman Thomas posted:

Your moms vag

edit: sorry op, thought it was a question

Well played!

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015

I've been to one in Chicago and Vegas, last time I went they gave me a hat that said, "Brokeback mountain turned me on". I was highly offended and didn't tip. Dicks...

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
I went there once.

I planned to wait for a zing and then retort with "Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm."

Either I wasn't zinged or it wasn't good enough to warrant a retort.

3/10 never went again.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



had a friend explain to me that Dick's Last Resort is where all the guys who are the office prankster that nobody really likes and has no depth or life outside of work takes his co-workers

its basically goatse for 45 year old single middle managers

Muerte
Jan 22, 2015


I went there as a kid (yes I know), and I wanted the T-shirt so they gave me a "shot" of water an the minnow that fucker was sloshing around in my mouth and I couldn't do it. They gave me a shirt anyway. Then I got to see lots of naked chicks on boats, I had good parents.

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012

Haverchuck posted:

Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville

as long as hawai'i exist this place will never leave

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today
Greasy food served in buckets, strong as gently caress drinks, porn plastered all over the restroom walls, loud as hell Dixieland jazz if yer lucky, bad behavior not just tolerated but encouraged, what the hell's not to like?

FaradayCage posted:

I went there once.

I planned to wait for a zing and then retort with "Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm."

Either I wasn't zinged or it wasn't good enough to warrant a retort.

3/10 never went again.

Let me guess, you went to the one in San Diego. I ate there once and the waitstaff were all California-nice and the band was playing loving Beach Boys covers, it sucked.

edit; they would've been perfectly justified kicking you out for a 'burn' like that, tho.

Bimmi fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Jan 24, 2015

enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

Muerte posted:

I went there as a kid (yes I know), and I wanted the T-shirt so they gave me a "shot" of water an the minnow that fucker was sloshing around in my mouth and I couldn't do it. They gave me a shirt anyway. Then I got to see lots of naked chicks on boats, I had good parents.

that's some bullshit, i swallowed a mummichog on a boat when i was 12 or 13 and i didn't get a shirt. i didn't even see one titty




http://www.shesgotcrabs.com/index.php

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

I had a friend go to the one in Orlando FL with his brother. He told me their waiter just ragged the poo poo out of them, especially after he learned they were from Canada. They were there for a couple hours because it was a family vacation with their parents and there was buttfuck else to do in Orlando. Eventually after hours of abuse, the guy brought them a bunch of beers and said "if you tell anybody about this I'll kill you" (they were too young to drink legally and the beers were free).

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I went to the Chicago one a long time ago, we were like 15 and they made my friend's girlfriend a hat that said "if dicks were planes my mouth would be LAX".

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000

Haverchuck posted:

Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville
The funny thing about this is that song is actually about crushing alcoholism if you read the lyrics

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
The one in Boston was pretty weak compared to the original one that was in South Carolina (sources?). At least that one had alligators near by that could potentially eat you before you had a chance to eat there.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Skeleton Ape posted:

I went to the Chicago one a long time ago, we were like 15 and they made my friend's girlfriend a hat that said "if dicks were planes my mouth would be LAX".

lol

Halah
Sep 1, 2003

Maybe just another light that shines

There is an Alaskan counterpart:



There's a 4-foot statue at the front door with a remotely operated schlong. the bartender can make it fly out at you its p funny.

Edit: (peinis')

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOYlpO92uyY

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